WP 的 <步步惊心> (Scarlet Hammer)

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Taken aback that he was accused of Chinese chauvinism by the minority personility in his own Facebook, 八阿哥 decided to speak lesser Chinese in public and post less Chinese in his Facebook.

八阿哥 had tried to speak the local dialect Hokkien, his mother tongue from Formosa, so that he can bond with the Ah-Beng Heartlanders. But he had lost touch after being away in the West for too long. He spoke some “Hokkien” in the GE Rallies, but very few words could come out and even fewer could understand him.

Thus, 八阿哥 had no choice but to return to speak English with his foreign but exotic ABC accent which continued to make him alien from most Party members and the general public.


Having mingled with the filthy rich and the ultra high-class elites in his past job, 八阿哥 had also developed a chic sense of dressing. The public had been very impressed, intrigued and fascinated with this voguish fashionista. There was even websites dediciated to 八阿哥’s impeccable swank dressing.

Especially when attending the Parliament, almost without fail and being the only odd man out, 八阿哥 always wore a neatly folded pocket square in his jacket compared to his Party colleagues.

An Idiot Guide for Ah-Bengs on how to fold a Pocket Square so that they can look more Angmoh…
[video=youtube;TApwMP6IMiw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TApwMP6IMiw[/video]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TApwMP6IMiw


In fact, 八阿哥 seemed to be the only MP in the whole of Parliament in its entire history to carry this very elitist colonial Angmoh dressing tradition into the Chamber…..


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The ‘Abdication Manifesto’ (禅党之诏) of JBJ Magnus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQz5ge6P3oE


The Abdication Manifesto prepared for JBJ Magnus to be submitted to 皇阿玛 and announced to the entire world:

“The rule of the Minority has come to an end and it’s now the Chinese Klan prevail.

By the principles practiced in the old days, the Party is only a public trust. That’s why Lao-Goh didn’t hand down his Party to his own son and in this way he won his Emeritus reputation far and wide.

I admire this deed.

Now, I follow his example and decide to abdicate in favour of my deputy, the MP for 后港.

I hope that my proposal will not be turned down.”

– ‘signed’ by JBJ Magnus


As 皇阿玛 was preparing eagerly to accept the Abdication Manifesto, 大学士索额图 stopped him:

“Your Highness, don’t accept the proposal. Though the Abdication Manifesto and Party Seal are here with you, the proper thing for you to do is to refuse them to show your modesty. And in this way, people would not scold and curse you as that ‘反骨Chee’”.

“That’s good…Attendant, tell 鹿鼎公韦爵爷 to draft a memorial declaring 朕 virtue too meagre to assume the throne and advising searching for someone of true worth.”


Hence, 皇阿玛 clumsily tried to wayang some humility and fake extreme reluctance so as to avoid public backlash over the treacherous Party coup against JBJ Magnus….


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“I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep; I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion.” – Alexander the Great

Why did 八阿哥, the Lion-Head (whose thick and free-flowing hairstyle gave him that lion-maned look), join the Party of the Hammer minus the Sickle, which was notoriously led by sheeps? Hammer leaders were spectacular for being sheepish in opposing MIWs.

“And So The Lion Fell In Love With The Lamb?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vS3mF03Yu4

But, perhaps, Alexander the Great was right. Judging at 八阿哥’s pathetic performance in the Parliament, that was exactly what happened when a lion was led by sheep…..the lion began to think and talk like a sheep:
[video=youtube;rsjr6ljq2-E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsjr6ljq2-E[/video]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsjr6ljq2-E

“What a stupid Lion.”
“What a sick, masochistic Lamb."


– Götterdämmerung (‘大蓝朝’的黄昏 or simply The Twilight of ‘Tua Lan Chiow’)….


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Meanwhile, after JBJ Magnus was forced to abdicate and as 皇阿玛 was wayanging humility, 鹿鼎公韦爵爷 gave a speech to the rank-and-file members of ‘大蓝朝’ (The Great Blue Party or simply ‘Tua Lan Chiow’), explaining the real reason for the Party’s coup against JBJ Magnus:
[video=youtube;z1JydawDGMU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1JydawDGMU[/video]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1JydawDGMU

“Be patient till the last.

Hammers, ‘Tua Lan Chiows’ and lovers,
hear me for my cause, and be silent, that you may hear.

Believe me for mine honour, and have respect to mine honour, that you may believe.
Censure me in your wisdom, and awake your senses, that you may the better judge.

If there be any in this assembly, any dear friend of JBJ Magnus',
to him I say, that 小宝's love to JBJ Magnus was no less than his.

If then that friend demand why 小宝 rose against JBJ Magnus, this is my answer:
Not that I loved JBJ Magnus less, but that I loved my ‘Tua Lan Chiow’ more.

Had you rather JBJ Magnus were living, and die all slaves of ‘Ah-Neh’,
than that JBJ Magnus were dead, to live all free 华人?

As JBJ Magnus loved me, I weep for him;
as he was fortunate, I rejoice at it;
as he was valiant, I honour him;
but, as he was a ‘Keling’, I slew him.

There is tears for his love;
joy for his fortune;
honour for his valour;
and death for him being a ‘Keling’.

Who is here so base that would be a bondman for ‘Ah-Neh’?
If any, speak; for him have I offended.
Who is here so rude that would not be a 华人?
If any, speak; for him have I offended.
Who is here so vile that will not love his ‘Tua Lan Chiow’?
If any, speak; for him have I offended.

I pause for a reply.”


“None, 韦爵爷, none,” the Hammer crowd rose to a thunderous approval…..


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犬去猪来

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f...79468360.14943.100000918756721&type=1&theater

The sickening, pathetic state of Aljunied GRC can best be summed up in 4 Chinese chartacters - 犬去猪来 (The dogs are being replaced by the pigs).


‘犬去猪来’ was a term coined by Taiwanese to describe the regime change at the end of WWII when their Japanese rulers were being replaced by the Chinese ‘liberating’ occupiers:

“「外省豬 (Hammer pigs)，日本狗 (MIW dogs)！」

這是從四五０年代經歷過日本政府與國民黨統治的老一輩台灣人流傳下來的話
為何稱外省人豬呢？而日本人為狗呢？........…(Why were the Hammers being called pigs, MIWs called dogs?)

因為日本人雖然凶暴，欺壓台灣人，...............(MIWs were fierce and bullying,)
但他是認真重視台灣的建設與治理的..............(but they were hardworking in building and running the Town.)
也就是說，日本狗雖很凶暴，但至少會看家。..(Although MIW dogs were ferocious, they did their job well.)

而外省人，也就是陳儀當年所帶過來的國民政府與70軍
那時是國民黨最貪污腐敗的時候
蔣宋孔陳的四大家族，控制當時中國政治、經濟的命脈，
想當然爾，過來接收台灣的這批官員與軍隊素質也好不到哪裡去
這一批大陸來的貪官污吏，除了拼命欺負台灣人以外，
什麼事情都不會做就像豬一樣，只知道拼命吃，卻不會做事”…(However the Hammers are like pigs, did not do anything but only know how to EAT, OINK, IDLE and WOMANIZE.)

[video=youtube;T8nJouiBV7w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8nJouiBV7w&feature=relmfu[/video]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8nJouiBV7w&feature=relmfu

“Initially, the good people of Aljunied had so much hope and joy when they were being ‘liberated’ by the Hammers. They were ready to kill pigs and slaughter goats as offering to welcome their Hammer occupiers.

Yet, all they saw were the disorangised, rowdy, unprofessional, filthy and squandering Hammer members. The Hammer members were soon exposed as womanizing perverts.

Very soon, the peoples’ revelry and optimism were replaced with contempt and distaste.

According to an Angmoh reporter, the peoples’ high expectation disappeared almost overnight because they realized that they were not being freed from MIWs but had been conquered…They had been subjugated by another Party that was so much inferior, low-class and useless than others.

Filled with despair and sorrow, the betrayed people of Aljunied could only express their anger and disappointment thru the media:

赢阿裕尼欢天喜地
贪色议员花天酒地
铁锤走狗无天无地
人民痛苦乌天暗地

大选…..惊天动地
‘冻蒜’…欢天喜地
接收…..花天酒地
政治…..黑天暗地
人民…..呼天唤地"


Would the courageous people of Aljunied start their ‘228 Uprising’ against the widely-despised Hammer pigs?.....


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The obiang Party of the Hammer minus the Sickle, which was painfully infested with chow Ah-Bengs and vain Ah-Lians, stood in discomforting contrast to the impeccable, highly-sophisticated ‘八贤王’.

With his foreign but exotic ABC accent, chic dress fashion and stiff but unnatural social manner, 八阿哥 always stood out from the Hammer crowd, or rather stood aloof from the Hammer crowd.

皇阿玛 and his cronies, due to their Ah-Beng upbringing, was able to mingle very easily with the Heartlanders. Patting shoulders, hugging, drinking alcohol, TCSS with with the people all came very naturally to them. 八阿哥, due to his elitist credentials, was unable to build closer, intimate rapport with the Heartland residents who were of lower social caste than him.

Unlike 皇阿玛 who was skilful in palling around with his voters, 八阿哥 seemed to keeping an awkard distance from them. Likewise, the Heartlanders were also intimidated to approach closer to such rare high-class celebrity hype.

Whenever 八阿哥 and his mismatched Hammer colleagues went for walk-abouts together, they formed a very clumsy, disparate picure.

Viewed from afar, the odd couples might be appreciated as a poetic portrait of “鹤立鸡群” or even be drooled upon as a teenage romantic fantasy of “A Lion that fell for the Party of Lambs”.

But on closer look, these bunch of jokers became a distressful, nauseating, vomiting image of “一朵鲜花插在牛粪上”!

Note : “一朵鲜花插在牛粪上” or "A beautiful flower stuck on a heap of cow dung" is a common Chinese saying used to describe a poorly matched couple, especially a first class elitist politician joining an undeserving third class trashy political party…..PHUI!

The Gipper explained the meaning of ‘一朵鲜花插在牛粪上’ in simple layman term:
[video=youtube;mmwDaYpgFMU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmwDaYpgFMU[/video]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmwDaYpgFMU

八阿哥, at the Hammer GE ralleies, felt like Gary Cooper in ‘High Noon’: a Harvard cosmopolitan elite outnumbered by the local Heartlanders in a very big way.

“This is the very first time we hear an Oxbridge elite giving a speech as a Hammer candidate!” the Hammer supporters cried out loud in tears and deep astonished awe, as most had never seen a high-society celebrity elites in their entire miserable, pathetic, sickening lives.


“This is the very first time I give a first-class speech from a HAMMERhoid platform,” 八阿哥 coolly replied as he looked around at his fellow, barely-qualified Hammerhoid colleagues on the podium….


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‘反骨仔’皇阿玛’s Wayang Show to pretend ‘humility’ and showcase ‘loyalty’ continued shamelessly.….
[video=youtube;nqG6LIdNw4o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqG6LIdNw4o[/video]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqG6LIdNw4o

“The MP for 后港 modestly declined my offer, what is to be done next?” asked JBJ Magnus as he was puzzled by 皇阿玛’s return of the Abdication Manifesto and Party Seal.

“When Zainul Abidin was offered as an MP, he had declined a few times before he finally accepted it. So did King Kung Ong, the Bari-son. You may renew your offer and 皇阿玛 will take it in the end,” advised 鹿鼎公韦爵爷.

“Since it is so, shall I send him another Manifesto?” queried JBJ Magnus meekly, obediently and slavishly.

“I’m sure you ‘Ah-Neh’ know what to do,” replied 韦爵爷 scornfully.


“We pay our respect to our ‘Tua Lan Chiow’ Head,” bowed the Party lady cadres as they tried to suck up to 皇阿玛.

“Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha……Rise up! Please!” ordered 皇阿玛 as he began to enjoy the perks of power.

“Long Live Your Majesty!” 步兵统领隆科多 also wanted to suck up to皇阿玛 and both indulged in mutual orgasmic child-play.

“JBJ Magnus has sent you his second Manifesto of Abdication,” - 隆科多

“Though that ‘Ah-Neh’ has twice made his offer, yet 朕……Yet 朕 fear that I’ll be regarded as an usurper of throne in future, just like that ‘反骨Chee’.” -皇阿玛.

“That can be easily arranged. You may ask the emissary to return the Manifesto and Seal to that JBJ Magnus. Then you’ll tell 尚书明珠 to order that ‘Keling-kia’ to prepare the agenda for the coming AGM and to set up a Terrace of Abdication. Summon that ‘Keling-kia’ to select an auspicious date for the coming AGM and all the Party officials should be assembled at the Terrace. And then that ‘Keling-kia’ should personally offer you the Party Seal with his own hands and surrender his ‘Tua Lan Chiow’ to you.

That will resolve all doubts and check all criticisms,” suggested 隆科多 with his brilliant idea.


“Great! 好! Bagus! அதிசயமான !” exclaimed 皇阿玛….


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太子爷 Chapter

刘饶禅让 : 一场遗臭万年、丢人现眼、啼笑皆非的政治丑剧…..
[video=youtube;mXMONtvCYKw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXMONtvCYKw[/video]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXMONtvCYKw

A day of joke and ridicule!

皇阿玛 handed over the fate of 后港 to ‘阿斗’太子爷, his toadiest sidekick for over 10 years. All the good people in 后港 were being treated like 皇阿玛’s personal property that could be easily betrothed and given away without any Transparency and Accountability.

"My 后港 era is over. I ought to know when to let go. I should let my favourite crony to show his mettle." -皇阿玛

“王莽受禅，我今方知...哈哈哈! 我要比王莽还要鲁莽!” - 太子爷


As 太子爷 and 太子妃 basked in the glory and limelight, all the 阿哥s watched this monkey show warily, disdainfully, contemptuously, opportunistically….


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八阿哥 Chapter

‘一朵鲜花插在牛粪上’ – 当鲜花插上牛粪, 会插出什么火味呢?

What happens when freshflower meets cow dung? Will the flower blossoms, nourished by the hammerhoid fertilizers ? Or will the flower wilt under the stinking, crappy fragrance?

As 八阿哥 reflected upon his antipathetic relationship with the Intransparent, Unaccountable but socialist Party of the Hammer minus the Sickle, he began to feel trapped as he had great difficulty integrating into the Party, just like most New Citizens who also suffered tremendously trying to integrate into the society.

八阿哥’s Agony : Being trapped inside the Hammer Net….or rather Got stuck in a pile of Hammerhoid craps…
[video=youtube;v61yunqDh-0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v61yunqDh-0[/video]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v61yunqDh-0

回望我一生，……………...Looking back on my traumatic but glorious past,
历遍几番责备和恨怨，…Despite facing all the discrimination and hardship,
无惧世间万重浪，………..Yet I have overcome them all, fearlessly.
独怕今生陷网中。…………Being trapped in a net of Mediocrity and Incompetence, is my only fear.

谁料到今朝，……………..…Never expect that I would join a Party of such Inferiority and much Ignorance
为了知心我自投入网，…..Just because of a naïve belief in calling to service
人在网中独回望，………….As I repent inside this blue coop of hopelessness and despair
世间悲喜尽疑幻。........…I see clearly all the double-dealings and backstabbings ongoing inside the Hammer

豪强心志我未消磨，….….Nevertheless my strong desire to win, yet again, remain undiminished
何妨成与败，………………..With my previous successes and zero failure,
重重艰辛岂怕它，……...…I have no fear against the widespread deception and dishonesty of our Leaders,
闯开孽网非难事。........…And to overcome the adultery and racism that is so everywhere within the Party

唯望到一朝，………………..However, sometimes, I dream that one day,
尽破金光灿烂名利网，....I can smash through this Hammer Net of Intransparency and Unaccountability
犹像鸟飞广阔天，………...Like a caged eagle broken free,
网开冲出不再返。………….Flying back to my beautiful island of Formosa,….Never to return……


八阿哥 realized that he had to do something quickly and drastically to integrate fully and accepted whole-heartedly by the members of the “ 大蓝朝 ” (The Great Blue Party or simply “Tua Lan Chiow”)…..


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皇阿玛 Chapter

Hard Truth: The racist, xenophobic, divisive, polarising Teabaggers conspired to attack President Obama simply because he was not White.

Hard Question: Did the racist, xenophobic, divisive, polarising Chinese Hammers conspired to overthrow JBJ Magnus simply because he was not Chinese?......

Judging by the racist, derogatory comments posted by Hammer supporters in the cyberspace forums, especially in Tammygirl Forum, as well as the patronizing tributes posted by Hammer members to pander and suck up to them, the answer is very very obvious……’上梁不正下梁歪’…..有什么样的人,就会养出什么样的狗.

Racism in ‘大蓝朝’ (The Great Blue Party or simply ‘Tua Lan Chiow’)
[video=youtube;CPw1Y74W-IU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPw1Y74W-IU&feature=related[/video]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPw1Y74W-IU&feature=related

“Had JBJ Magnus, as the Party leader,helped the process of eradicating racism in ‘Tua Lan Chiow’, or has it in a strange way made it worse,” Morgan the Phone-Hacker.

“He made it worse. Look at the Chinese chauvinists who are controlling the ‘Tua Lan Chiow’. Their privately stated policy is to do whatever it takes to see to it that JBJ Magnus only serves one Parliament term. What does that underlines? ‘Screw the Party. We’re going to do whatever we can to get this Ah-Neh’ outta our ‘Tua Lan Chiow’’,” Morgan the Free Man.

“But is that necessarily a racist thing?” Morgan the Phone-Hacker.

“It is a racist thing,” Morgan the Free Man.

“Is it not only non-Chinese leaders, wouldn’t they do that to any Chinese leaders?” Morgan the Phone-Hacker.

“No. They had also gotten rid of their Party Founder, who was also a minority,” Morgan the Free Man.

“Yes, they played him out,” Morgan the Phone-Hacker.

“They did betray him as well. But still, they’re not going to get rid of Chinese chauvinism any sooner. I think they’re shooting themselves in the head,” Morgan the Free Man.

“Does it unnerve you that the Chinese chauvinists are gaining such traction?” Morgan the Phone-Hacker.

“Yes,” Morgan the Free Man.

“Why?” Morgan the Phone-Hacker.

“Well, it just shows the weak, dark, underside of ‘Tua Lan Chiow’. They’re supposed to be better than that. They are supposed to be a ‘First Wold Party’. They thought they really are.

That’s why all the people in this country were in tears when JBJ Magnus won the Anson victory. ‘Ah, look at what we are. Look at how, this is ethnic equality society’. You know? And then it just sort of started turning because these people surfaced like stirring up muddy water,” Morgan the Free Man.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v62jSKD-puQ&feature=related
Copycat Joe warned the Teabaggers: “I promise you, the President has a BIG STICK…I PROMISE YOU…”


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太子爷 Chapter

The tragedy of 太子爷 and his Angel妃 (像天使般温柔的海南嫔妃) began when they met each other in their university. For some reasons, they painfully left each other. However, they were later reunited at the Hammer…..

Hammer Sonata (겨울연가):
‘The Memory’ of 太子爷 and his Angel妃, fondly shared during their university days….
[video=youtube;w7HGxCZyUJ8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7HGxCZyUJ8[/video]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7HGxCZyUJ8

My Memory,
모두 기억해요 그 순간 ………….........Every single moment of us together, I remember them all.
눈을 감으면 ………………………..........…When I close my eyes, I’m unable to forget anything.
아주 작은 일도 ……......................…Thence I lust all the Hammer Ah-Lians, even the ugliest, fattest and dumbest.
보이네요 …….....................…........…They all appear very delicate, very delicious, very desirable to feast a desperate me.

You' re far away,
닿을 수 없는 곳에 ……………..............In a place where I can’t reach, but with so many Hammer chiobus,
사랑한다는 말도 ……………………..........I have never been able to find time to look for you again.
기다린다는 말도 하지 못하고 ...........I’ll continue to wait for you, as I’m doing with all my Hammer chicks.

정말 몰랐죠 그댈 이렇게 ………..........I have only my ‘Tua Lan Chiow’ to blame for all this.
다시 만날 줄은 생각조차 못했었죠 ….I can only ask: will we ever get to meet again?

아직 널 사랑해 ……….......................Never would I imagine that I still miss you so much despite all the Hammer babes.
이제라도 네게 고백할께 …………………..How I wish I had confessed to you:
I wana love you forever
늦지 않았다면 ………………………………....But it’s already too late,
이렇게 나와 함께 영원히 ……………….…I can never be with you, but only keep alive in my memory.

오랫동안 …………………………………….....…Even after so long time, though I have been living without you,
그댄 나의 가슴에 ……………………………...You have always been in my heart despite all my Hammer flings.
많은 시간 흘러도 …………………..........…Even after so much time passes, though you’re so far away without me,
아주 멀리 있어도 살아 있었죠 ........…I have always kept you in my memory despite all my neighbours’ wives.

정말 몰랐죠 그댈 이렇게 …………………..You can only blame my ‘Tua Lan Chiow’ for all this.
다시 만날 줄은 생각조차 못했었죠 ……Have you wondered: will we ever get to meet again?

아직 널 사랑해 …...........................Would you ever imagine that you still miss me so much despite my Casanova fame.
이제라도 네게 고백할께 ………………….How I wish you had confessed to me:
I wana love you forever
늦지 않았다면 ………………………………….But it’s already too late,
이렇게 나와 함께 영원히…………….……You can never be with me, but only bury deep in your heart.


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八阿哥 Chapter

“We have to provide help to the people who have been hurt most by the MIW economy. And that is the Middle Class. It’s not those at the very low-end, and certainly not those at the very high-end. It’s for the great Middle Class. The 80-90% of ‘US’ in this country,” 八阿哥 appealed to the media.

Just Like Him: Elitist 八阿哥’s Hopelessly Awkward Appeal to the Heartlander
[video=youtube;Be3sh_H9fkg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be3sh_H9fkg[/video]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be3sh_H9fkg

As the ABC-accent, Harvard elitist 八阿哥 tried desperately to be accepted by his Ah-Beng Hammer colleagues, he drew inspiration from his fellow Harvard alumni, Phony Mitt.

Phony Mitt, a blue-blood elitist Republican, had also been struggling to be accepted by his fellow rednecked grassroot Republicans. In Phony Mitt, 八阿哥 had found an ideal soul mate.

Phony Mitt and 八阿哥, this pair of fellow Harvard elites, climbed down from their high society altar and mingled with the common man though reluctantly, unconvincingly and ridiculously.

Just like Phony Mitt, 八阿哥 was also ‘unemployed’.

Just like Phony Mitt who pretended to love cheap fast-food, 八阿哥 also wayang around to eat at cheap kopitiams and hawker centres, and posted the pictures at his Facebook. This was something almost everyone had been doing: Eating and then had the time, money, energy to take pictures of their food to post around.

Just like Phony Mitt who liked to take cheap bargain flight, 八阿哥 also liked to take cheap and lousy public transport. He even had time to take picture of him reading, standing, talking to fellow passengers, even to the very extent of alighting every single step from the bus, and again publicized it on his Facebook. Who was he trying to fool? Of course, everyone who was very free and very rich loved to take pictures everywhere they went.

Just like Phony Mitt and the so-called ‘80%-90% of US’ whom he was representing, 八阿哥 was also a multi-millionaire.

Just like Phony Mitt who loved to speak up for Big Corporations, 八阿哥 also loved to speak up for his mega-rich corporate buddies. He voiced out to strongly support that greedy, untrustworthy Angmoh Glazer rat to sell his unpopular MUFC Ponzi shares to the unsophisticated locals, which were rebuffed by the HK people.

Perhaps, 八阿哥 should put the interest of the local Hearlanders ahead of his wealthy Angmoh buddies. Instead of trying to sell his people away to the Angmoh sharks, 八阿哥 should tell the Angmoh Glazer to sell his TV rights at a cheaper rate so that the long-suffering people could watch football matches at affordable price. “DO IT FOR US!”

However, unlike Phony Mitt, 八阿哥’s wayang effort bore him great fruits as gullible suckers flocked to his Facebook to show their incredulous support. His stock among the Hammerhoid members, who were incredibly notorious for their extremely low IQ, also began to grow exponentially.


Finally, the formidable ‘八爷党’ had been born…..


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[skponggol]

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皇阿玛 Chapter

As JBJ Magnus prepared to officially abdicate his ‘Tua Lan Chiow’, 皇阿玛 the ‘反骨仔’ ordered his Chinese Chauvinist Hyenas to ‘Be Prepared’ for a New Era:
[video=youtube;08-uyfp2iPM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08-uyfp2iPM&feature=related[/video]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08-uyfp2iPM&feature=related

- “A Chinese new era, is tiptoeing nearer.”

- “When at last, we Chinese are given our dues!
....And injustice deliciously squared.
....Be prepared!”

- “Stick with 朕, and we Chinese will never go hungry again!”

- (Chinese Chauvinist Hyenas: It's great that we Chinese will soon be connected, with a king who'll be all-time adored)

- “So prepare for the coup of the century
….Be prepared for the murkiest scam”

-(Chinese Chauvinist Hyenas: Ooooh!)
...Meticulous planning…
..(Chinese Chauvinist Hyenas: We'll have more Chinese in our Party!)
….Tenacity spanning….
…(Chinese Chauvinist Hyennas: Lots of Chinese)
….Decades of denial….
…(Chinese Chauvinist Hyenas: We repeat)
….Is simply why 朕 will
…(Chinese Chauvinist Hyenas: Endless Chinese)
….Be king undisputed,
….respected, saluted.
….And seen for the wonder 朕 am


- “Yes, 朕 teeth and ambitions are bared
....Be prepared!”……


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[deepblue0911]

You do realise that you've been singing 独角戏 for a very long time? Perhaps you should re-examine the purpose of your postings.

No political party is greater than the nation. Not WP, not SDP, not PAP. You're according far too much attention and importance to WP, which I doubt was your intent in the first place.

There're more pressing issues Singapore needs to address. Petty partisan politics must not divert our attention from dealing with challenges we face as a small nation, which, in my opinion, is currently struggling to cope with a increasingly unpredictable socio-political and economic landscape.

Maybe you should get up from your armchair and contribute ideas on how to improve our country. Start with the messy SMRT.

 

[skponggol]

You do realise that you've been singing 独角戏 for a very long time? Perhaps you should re-examine the purpose of your postings.

No political party is greater than the nation. Not WP, not SDP, not PAP. You're according far too much attention and importance to WP, which I doubt was your intent in the first place.

There're more pressing issues Singapore needs to address. Petty partisan politics must not divert our attention from dealing with challenges we face as a small nation, which, in my opinion, is currently struggling to cope with a increasingly unpredictable socio-political and economic landscape.

Maybe you should get up from your armchair and contribute ideas on how to improve our country. Start with the messy SMRT.

Tell that to the WP zombies, youself included, who are obsessed with Goh Meng Seng, the Emmanuel Goldstein for the WP zombies. “No person is greater than the nation. Not GMS, not CSJ, not LHL. You're according far too much attention and importance to GMS, which you youself doubt was your intent in the first place. There're more pressing issues Singapore needs to address. Petty personal politics must not divert your attention from dealing with challenges you face as a small nation, which, in your opinion, is currently struggling to cope with a increasingly unpredictable socio-political and economic landscape.”

WP zombies’ regular dose of orgasmic hate ritual against their ‘Public Enemy #1’ – Goh Meng Seng:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4zYlOU7Fpk&feature=related
Can you find yourself among the audience?

A more appropriate Party anthem for WP:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtepuyvsGbg

“Weak and meekful, wuss and blur,
Bow to the MIW for the whole world to shame,
We the womanisers will ceaselessly strive
To keep our great indecency alive!
Unfurl the bloggers! Look at tabloids!
Never before has such disgrace been seen!
Hammerhoid! Hammerhoid! Hammerhoid, tis for thee!
Every dick, every womb, tis for thee!
Every dick, every womb, tis for thee!
Every dick, every womb, tis for thee!”


Why should I get up from my armchair? Am I being paid $16K a month by taxpayers? You should say that to those WP Seven Dwarfs who are touting and wayang around as ‘First World MP’, whatever that means. Instead of keeping quiet, acting blur, eating snakes and parroting the MIW whenever they sit in Parliament, the WP Seven Dwarfs ‘should get up from their armchair and contribute ideas on how to improve our country. Start with the messy SMRT.’

The Seven Dwarfs of the Workers’ Party…..what a bunch of pathetic clowns…..PHUI!

Everyone knows that these jokers are a bunch of Dwarfs in term of brain, intelligence, capability, integrity and character, yet they continued to fool around proving themselves to be even more Dwarf again and again.

Our ‘First World Parliament’: MI-White and the WP Seven Dwarfs…singing and dancing in the Parliament...
[video=youtube;B_beS2SauHE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_beS2SauHE[/video]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_beS2SauHE


The Seven Dwarfs of the Workers’ Party….工人党的七只小侏儒……... “Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who is the Dwarfest of them all?..…Is it:

Doc…………...LTK?
Grumpy…....SL?
Happy……….CSM?
Sleepy……….MF?
Bashful…..…PS?
Sneezy………YJJ? or
Dopey……….GG?”


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[deepblue0911]

Tell that to the WP zombies, youself included, who are obsessed with Goh Meng Seng, the Emmanuel Goldstein for the WP zombies.

Why should I get up from my armchair? Am I being paid $16K a month by taxpayers? You should say that to those WP Seven Dwarfs who are touting and wayang around as ‘First World MP’, whatever that means. Instead of keeping quiet, acting blur, eating snakes and parroting the MIW whenever they sit in Parliament, the WP Seven Dwarfs ‘should get up from their armchair and contribute ideas on how to improve our country. Start with the messy SMRT.’

You're a sorry pathetic bitter loser. Wasting time and energy writing silly meaningless stories which frankly few people care about.

Why should you contribute to our country? That you even need to ask this question shows how hopeless you're.

Me a WP zombie? Haha! Sweeping generalisation against anyone who disagree with you as blind WP supporters is all you can do? Sounds just like GMS, Sadist and Kinana. You really allow yourself to sink to such a low level, don't you?

I feel sorry for you. Really sorry. (PS WP probably don't even know you exist. And don't care if you exist. How does that make you feel? This is call indifference. To you. You sorry ass.)

 

[Ramseth]

Deep Blue, at first I was also amused by his storytelling. But after a while, I realised he's a lost cause. I have an idea who he is now as from his knowledge of Chinese history and venomous vehemence not only against WP but squarely specific against LTK and his idolatry, altar worshipping, sedan carrying of JBJ.

 

[deepblue0911]

Deep Blue, at first I was also amused by his storytelling. But after a while, I realised he's a lost cause. I have an idea who he is now as from his knowledge of Chinese history and venomous vehemence not only against WP but squarely specific against LTK and his idolatry, altar worshipping, sedan carrying of JBJ.

Ramseth sir, please enlighten me leh.

Is it me or quite a number of WP bashers here are irrational, bitter and highly emotional? If you see my original post to him, it was just a mild gentle suggestion. The response from him borders on hysteria.

Why so much hatred for WP? I'm not into partisan politics and never a WP supporter. But I always think we should be fair, reasonable and objective. Some of the PAP haters here are equally irrational. Is it so difficult to find a level-headed person here?

 

[Perspective]

Ramseth sir, please enlighten me leh.

Is it me or quite a number of WP bashers here are irrational, bitter and highly emotional? If you see my original post to him, it was just a mild gentle suggestion. The response from him borders on hysteria.

Why so much hatred for WP? I'm not into partisan politics and never a WP supporter. But I always think we should be fair, reasonable and objective. Some of the PAP haters here are equally irrational. Is it so difficult to find a level-headed person here?

You have to understand that they were former members and would disagree with them more than the PAP. You get the same kind with every party SDP - Jarrod Luo, Khalis (Facebook), NSP - Edmund Ng (mass spam emails), SPP - Desmond (to the press). The platforms they chose to pyro incidentally are similar to the ones they fell in "love" with or shared about the party they joined - quite well known that WP recruited the most forummers while SDP recruited the most Facebookers and bloggers, once those who leave do so they go back to their former homes, which is why forum pyro WP more and Facebookers pyro SDP (and RP as well). Of course not mixing up with those real PAP chaps who pyro all opposition.