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WP 的 <步步惊心> (Scarlet Hammer)

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“Why did 皇阿玛 declare war against the entire Opposition Alliance? Why was he so desperate to cross over from the east and choose to contest in the central, an area that he was totally unfamiliar and had never campaigned before?”

- political experts, bookies and the general public were shocked and baffled when 皇阿玛 decided to launch a surprise blitzkrieg invasion to kick NSP out of Moulmein-Kallang.

The answer had always been very obvious.

皇阿玛 was scared. He was very scared of the minority community.

Compared to the east and north-east, the central Moulmein-Kallang had much lesser minority voters and more Chinese voters. The results in Aljunied and East Coast had shown that minority voters had forcefully and convincingly rejected 皇阿玛, causing the Party to lose the latter and considerably lowered their victory margin in the former.

Indeed, inside the overwhelming Chinese fortress of 后港, with much fewer of those ‘trouble-making’ minorities ‘fifth column’, the Chinese-dominated Party of the Hammer minus the Sickle was able to secure a landslide victory.

Thus, 皇阿玛 felt compelled to run away from his old nemesis, as far away from them as possible.

Was it wise for 皇阿玛 to chicken out from the east, bully smaller parties so that he can migrate to take cover and hide in the central ?


Why did the minority community support 皇阿玛 so little ? And why did 皇阿玛 fear them so much ?



‘大蓝朝’时代 (‘Tua Lan Chiow’ Generation) – The ‘Tua Lan Chiow’ Escape….
[video=youtube;8MpIbQjSsIw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MpIbQjSsIw&feature=related[/video]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezRZp_WF3ws&feature=related


[八阿哥]:……………..…….….Yeah,let's go!

[若曦]:………………............Grab those Chinese seats that only you can hold and we’ll chicken away.
[四阿哥]:…………….…….....We’re escaping from the minorities immediately, before it’s too late.

[太子爷]:………………....…..We gotta escape from Malays, We Got To Escape from Indians, Yeah.
[八阿哥]:……………………....From all minorities without any exceptions.
[太子爷]:……………………....We Gotta Forsake Tampines, We Got To Forsake Marine Parade, Yeah.
[若曦]:……………………….…..Take our Party far, far away from them!

[皇阿玛 &太子爷]:……....…The moment election starts to come , immediately get off from those places.
[若曦 & 四阿哥]:…………....We’ll not miss those minorities as we make The Great Escape.

[皇阿玛]:……………..………...I won’t wait until the minorities to Hammer us at the booth.
[十三阿哥 & 太子爷]:.…....I believe that
[皇阿玛]:………………………...if we are to escape together far away from them
[九阿哥 & 若曦]:……….…...there’s nothing to worry about them.
[皇阿玛]:…………………….....I’ll recce for
[十四阿哥 & 十阿哥]:.....…any possible huge minorities hidden in the new areas
[皇阿玛]:………………….…..…in advance, before too late.
[太子爷 & 若曦]:…………....As we make our Great Escape now.

[四阿哥]:…….………..………..If you are waiting for some votes from minorities, contest it on your own.
[八阿哥]:……..………………….It’s a high risk with low return, you will forever regret it.

[太子爷]:……….....…………..We gotta escape from Eurasians, we got to escape from Sikhs, Yeah.
[八阿哥]:……………..…….…..For every voters just leave every minority behind.
[太子爷]:………………...……..We gotta forsake East Coast, we got to forsake Pasir Ris-Punggol, Yeah.
[若曦]:……………………..…....We can still make it down to Chinatown in Moulmein-Kallang.

[皇阿玛 & 太子爷]:……......The moment campaigning starts to come, immediately get off to those places.
[若曦 & 四阿哥]:………..…..As long as we don’t miss any Chinese votes to make The Great Escape.

[皇阿玛]:…………………..…...I won’t wait for the Chinese to Pamper us at the booth.
[十三阿哥 & 太子爷]:….....I believe that
[皇阿玛]:………………………...if we are to flee together closer to them
[九阿哥 & 若曦]:…….........there’s so much comfort from them.
[皇阿玛]:………………………...I’ll recce for
[十四阿哥 & 十阿哥]:……...any possible huge Chinese potential in the other areas
[八阿哥]:………………………...in advance, before too late
[太子爷&若曦&皇阿玛]:.....As we make our Great Escape now.

[八阿哥]:………………………...You can’t hide that you’re still much scared of the minorities. I know that
[若曦]:………………………..……I’ll set you free from your nightmare that confines you.

[皇阿玛 & 太子爷]:…….…...The moment election starts to come , immediately get off from those places.
[若曦 & 四阿哥]:………………We’ll not miss those minorities as we make The Great Escape.

[皇阿玛]:…………………………..I won’t wait until the minorities to Hammer us at the booth.
[十三阿哥 & 太子爷]:………..I believe that
[皇阿玛]:…………………………..if we are to escape together far away from them
[九阿哥 & 若曦]:……………….there’s nothing to worry about them.
[皇阿玛]:……………………………I’ll recce for
[十四阿哥 & 十阿哥]:………..any possible huge minorities hidden in the new areas
[八阿哥]:……………………………in advance, before too late
[太子爷 & 若曦]:……………….As we make our Great Escape now.

[太子爷]:…………………………..Oh~ho~
………………………………………….Oh~ho~
………………………………………….Yeah
………………………………………….Oh Woah~

[皇阿玛 &太子爷]:………...…The moment campaigning starts to come, immediately get off to those places.
[若曦 &四阿哥]:…………….….As long as we don’t miss any Chinese votes to make The Great Escape.

[皇阿玛]:……………………………I won’t wait for the Chinese to Pamper us at the booth.
[十三阿哥 & 太子爷]:…….….I believe that
[皇阿玛]:……………………………if we are to flee together closer to them
[九阿哥 & 若曦]:…………….…there’s so much comfort from them.
[皇阿玛]:……………………………I’ll recce for
[十四阿哥 & 十阿哥]:…….….any possible huge Chinese potential in the other areas
[八阿哥]:……………………………in advance, before too late
[太子爷 & 若曦]:…………….…As we make our Great Escape now.


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Your storyline is flawed this time. Moulmein-Kallang GRC has heavy concentration of Malays in Kolam Ayer, Kallang and Kg. Glam divisions, three divisions out of four.
 
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/22658121@N00/3490227915/lightbox/

"Will all great Neptune's ocean wash this blood
Clean from my hand? No; this my hand will rather
The multitudinous seas incarnadine,
Making the green one red."

– 皇阿玛, realized that the ‘blood on his hands’ over his brutal betrayal of JBJ Magnus could never be washed off. Rather, his sinful guilt would ultimately poison the whole Party, which he compared to an ocean.


弑君、窃党、盗名 !!! ….. 步步惊心 …..
[video=youtube;jUfJOSGEjGI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUfJOSGEjGI[/video]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUfJOSGEjGI



Perhaps, the minority community had never forgiven and forgotten 皇阿玛’s unscrupulous treachery against his old mentor, JBJ Magnus (The Great).

By ruthlessly squashing “The Spirit of Anson”, that last shining icon of the minority community to ever rise up against all odds and become the all-inspiring leader of a major political party, 皇阿玛 had forever shattered the Spirits, dreams and hopes of every single minority in this Land.

With the slaying of the Minorities’ “第一巴图鲁”, 皇阿玛 had also destroyed one of the last few remaining ethnic unifier of the Nation and the Opposition movement.

The Hammer Party, founded by a distinguished minority leader, was led for decades by another outstanding minority leader. It had since been hijacked and transformed unrecognizably into a Chinese-focused party machine.

Since JBJ Magnus met his untimely tragic demise at the hands of 皇阿玛, the number of minority members and available candidates inside the Party had been in unstoppable decline, as most had become disillusioned and deserted the Party.

In the enlightening years of JBJ Magnus when ethnic diversity was very much cherished, the Party was blossoming with many minority candidates to form numerous GRC teams during every GE. Under 皇阿玛’s exclusive regime, he could hardly find any minority candidate inside the Party to form his Ali Baba team.

Thus, 皇阿玛 swore to destroy the GRC system as it had severely hindered his political ambition. Even at the cost of suppressing the voice of the minorities to be heard and represented in the Parliament.

Just as the Republican Party had betrayed the Spirit of Lincoln to focus on white majority at the expense of minorities, “Tua Lan Chiow” had also abandoned the Spirit of Anson to cater on the needs of the Chinese majority at the expense of minorities.


As their antagonism against 皇阿玛 continued to grow, his fear against the minority community remained undiminished….


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Your storyline is flawed this time. Moulmein-Kallang GRC has heavy concentration of Malays in Kolam Ayer, Kallang and Kg. Glam divisions, three divisions out of four.


http://www.mktc.org.sg/www/
http://services2.hdb.gov.sg/webapp/BB29ETHN/BB29STREET


Where is Kolam Ayer Division?

It is in Kallang Bahru, Geylang Bahru, St George’s Rd, Bedemeer Rd, Sims Dr….Does one find many Malays or other minorities ? No. In fact many HDB flats there have reached Chinese quota limit.

Where is Kallang or rather Jalan Besar Division?

It is in King George Av, Kitchener Rd, French Rd, Boon Keng & Upp Boon Keng Rd…..Does one find many Malays or other minorities ? No. In fact many HDB flats there have reached Chinese quota limit.

Where is Kg Glam Division?

It is in North Bridge Rd, Beach Rd, Crawford Lane, Jln Sultan, Rochor, Bras Basah, Middle Rd, Hong Lim Complex, Cross St…..Does one find many Malays or other minorities ? No. In fact, most of the HDB flats there have reached Chinese quota limit.

For Chinese to hit the HDB ethnic quota limit, they must have made up over 85% of that flat.

Indeed, NONE of the HDB flats in Kolam Ayer, Kallang and Kg Glam as well as Moulmein has ever reached the Malay quota. Malays are severely under-represented in Moulmein-Kallang.

Rather, there are more non-Malay minorities in Moulmein as most HDB flats there have reached the Indian quota limit. But not that many also, as non-Malay minorities just need to hit 10% of the HDB flat to trigger the HDB ethnic quota. Perhaps, the minorities in Moulmein ganged up and voted heavily against the Party of the Hammer minus the Sickle to cause their defeat.


That cowardly 皇阿玛 had done his HDB flat research very well to make sure that Chinese had a super-majority in Moulmein-Kallang while the minorities was very rare before he decided to declare war and chicken there.
 
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JBJ Magnus’ race against race inside ‘大蓝朝’ (The Great Blue Party or simply ‘Tua Lan Chiow’).…
Yet, many also believed that JBJ Magnus was the best person to bridge the racial gap inside the Party…
[video=youtube;firfi9jFE3M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=firfi9jFE3M[/video]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=firfi9jFE3M

Hard Truth: White Democrats had refused to support Obama simply because he was not White…Those proud, conservative, working-class, White Democrats would not kowtow and submit to a ‘Negro’ as their Party leader.

Hard Question: Did the Chinese ‘Tua Lan Chiows’ also refuse to support JBJ Magnus in his uphill struggle against MIWs simply because he was not Chinese?....Would those proud, conservative, working-class, Chinese ‘Tua Lan Chiows’ really want to kowtow and submit to an ‘Ah-Neh’ as their Party leader?

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The antagonism of the minority community against 皇阿玛, as well as against the Party of the Hammer minus the Sickle, started to grow during the dark days when JBJ Magnus (The Great) was ruthlessly and ungratefully toppled in a party coup…..

“Why didn’t 皇阿玛 support JBJ Magnus and his minority editor when they were being sued and attacked?” – political experts remained deeply dumbfounded by this great unsolved political mystery, even to this very day…..

Flashback : When the Party’s minority editor wrote materials in the Party paper in the minority language that was deemed slanderous, JBJ Magnus and his minority editor were relentlessly pursued and attacked.

“Didn’t JBJ Magnus give 皇阿玛 his full support when the latter was the leading Chinese editor in Hammer? Why is 皇阿玛 not reciprocating and supporting his old mentor now? Would 皇阿玛 sit down, relax, shake leg and see show if it is a Chinese editor, and not a minority editor, that is being attacked?” questioned one furious minority Hammer who was looking for a hammer to hammer 皇阿玛.

“Why can’t 皇阿玛 mobilize the Party to raise funds for JBJ Magnus? He has so much money to sponsor his so many community activities in 后港. Why can’t he spare some of his peanuts to save his old mentor? Or is it that those Chinese ‘Tua Lan Chiow’ supporters are unwilling to donate money to bail out a minority leader because of his skin colour?” asked another depressed minority Hammer who was on the verge of mental collapse as she watched haplessly her beloved Minorities’ ‘第一巴图鲁’ slowly bled to his death while his Chinese comrades stood by, watched idly and did nothing.

The MIWs had also filed petition to wind-up the Party as well as bankruptcy petition against JBJ Magnus and his minority editor. If the MIWs succeeded in not only bankrupting JBJ Magnus but the Party as well, BOTH JBJ Magnus and 皇阿玛 would lose their seats, and be kicked out of the Parliament.

“Why is JBJ Magnus doing so much for the Party, but the Party is doing so little for him? How could 皇阿玛 able to find the resources to save the Party from bankruptcy and his MP seat but none for JBJ Magnus? Is the Parliament seat of a Chinese MP more precious than that of a minority MP? Why? The Chinese can only be our masters but the minorities can only serve and bark as their dogs?” moaned another dejected minority Hammer who had since crossed over to support the MIWs after his painful experience with the Party’s Hard Truth.

But one group of conspiracy theorist decided to challenge 皇阿玛:

“Why is it that those ‘Tua Lan Chiows’ can suddenly find so much money to stop the bankruptcy petition against the Party and save 皇阿玛's MP seat but none for JBJ Magnus? Or is it that 皇阿玛 had struck a secret deal with the MIWs for them to drop their wind-up petition against the Party but to continue their bankruptcy petition against JBJ Magnus ?

We are not private investigators or public investigators. Neither are we Drivers, Co-Drivers nor even Passengers. We are mere ordinary by-standing pedestrians. Yet we can see very clearly the mass orgy inside the car between those ‘Tua Lan Chiows’ and MIWs.

Did 皇阿玛 sign a ‘Nazi-Soviet Non Agression Pact’ with the MIWs for a joint coordinated campaign against JBJ Magnus, their common enemy?”


However, one lao-cheow bookie offered his perspective to this great political puzzle. According to him, the answer could not have been any more obvious…..


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皇阿玛 boasts of support from Chinese voters…
[video=youtube;PfidftLe5Z0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfidftLe5Z0[/video]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfidftLe5Z0

“There was just a Strange Times article posted, that found how JBJ Magnus’ support among working, hard-working voters, Chinese voters is weakening again. And how the Chinese in both political spectrums who had not completed college, yeah those bunch of chow Ah-Bengs and chio Ah-Lians, were supporting 朕 rather than JBJ Magnus.

And in English-educated voters, 朕 was running even with him and doing even better with MIW-leaning English-educated voters.

朕 have a much broader base to build a winning coalition on.”

- 皇阿玛 explained to reporters as to why he was more qualified to lead ‘大蓝朝’ (The Great Blue Party or simply ‘Tua Lan Chiow’) than JBJ Magnus.

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“皇阿玛 was truly a skillful, cunning and ruthless Machiavellian. How do you suppose that those MIWs only specifically target the Hammer minority editorial team which was allied to JBJ Magnus, and not the other editorial teams which were allied to 皇阿玛?” explained the lao-cheow bookie who was very impressed with 皇阿玛’s political talent after his flawless coup against JBJ Magnus (The Great).

“皇阿玛 was simply letting the MIWs to do all the dirty work for him: destroying his main political opponent as well as ethnic cleansing all of JBJ Magnus’ minority supporters within the Party by uprooting and bankrupting the minority editorial team in the Hammer: 借刀杀人 , 斩草除根. 高招! 佩服 , 佩服,” continued the admiring lao-cheow bookie.

“Frankly speaking, 皇阿玛 had no other choice but to purge JBJ Magnus from the Party leadership, both for his own personal ambition as well as the Party’s political aspiration.

My runners on the ground had been reporting to me that those working-class Chinese voters were reluctant to support ‘Tua Lan Chiow’ as long as it was being led by an ‘Ah-Neh’. Despite his enormous charisma and unparalleled talent, 皇阿玛’s vote in 后港 continued to hover marginally around 55%. I had told 皇阿玛 that if he could exorcise JBJ Magnus from the Party, I guaranteed that his vote would cross the 60% barrier very easily and reach the two-third super majority in no time, once the Chinese voters were fully satisfied that the Party was firmly and forever controlled by a Chinese ‘自己人’ and not by an ‘Ah-Neh’ outsider.

Even Dirty Harry himself admitted that he disqualified two minority ministers from succeeding him as he felt that the Chinese voters were not ready for a minority PM. If the people were not ready for a minority PM, how could they possibly accept and support a minority Opposition Leader?”


“Just look at the results in 后港 after JBJ Magnus was kicked out of the Party….. I’m fully vindicated!” exclaimed this extremely-talented bookie Emeritus triumphantly…..


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A day of Shame and Infamy !

When JBJ Magnus (The Great) was brutally betrayed and backstabbed by 皇阿玛, his most trusted comrade (最亲密战友):

Götterdämmerung : ‘大蓝朝’的黄昏 or simply The Twilight of ‘Tua Lan Chiow’….
[video=youtube;h97lRoz90Gk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h97lRoz90Gk[/video]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h97lRoz90Gk


“Rache rieten sie mir!…...…(To 朕 pride, they cry Revenge !)”.......– just as JBJ Magnus was fighting his titanic battle with Dirty Harry, 皇阿玛 suddenly, relentlessly and ruthlessly stabbed him in the back when least expected.

“Hagen ! Was tust du ?…..( 皇阿玛 ! what are you doing?)”...........- cried out the ‘Tua Lan Chiow’ members who were in a state of shock.

“Was tatest du ? …........….(What have you done ?)”.....................– questioned the ‘Tua Lan Chiow’ members who were angered and saddened at the sight of JBJ Magnus struggling on the ground, grasping in pain.

“Hagen, was tatest du ?…..( 皇阿玛 , what have you done?)”.........– asked an even dumbfounded Dirty Harry, as the Heaven began to weep and rain started to pour.

“Meineid rächt’ ich!…....……(朕 have avenged perjury !)”...............– barked a satisfied 皇阿玛, as he pointed to the body stretched on the ground whom he had always hated, despised and yet envied.

And then 皇阿玛 marched off contemptuously yet victoriously, as the Heaven continue to weep even more uncontrollably.

JBJ Magnus, crouching, fighting for his last breath, and reaching out to his comrades who were still in a state of shock, horror, sorrow and fury. Finally, the great man managed to cry out,……. for the very last time:

“Brünnhilde !”...........................................( O, My Dearest Hammers !)
“Heilige Braut !"….……………………………………..…(O, Holy Comrades !)
“Wach auf !”………………………….………………….....(Wake up !)
“Öffne dein Auge !”……………………………..……...(Open your eyes !)
“Wer verschloß dich wieder in Schlaf ?”.......(Who sank you back to sleep in the late 60s ?)
“Wer band dich in Schlummer so bang?”…...(Who shackled you in uneasy slumber ?)
“Der Wecker kam .”………………………………….....(Your wakener came in the early 70s.)
“Er küßt dich wach .”……………………………………(And kissed you awake.)
“Und aber der Braut bricht er die Bande.”….(And broke my comrades’ bondage.)
“da lacht ihm Brünnhilde Lust !”………….....…(My Liberated Hammers laughed in delight and with gratitude!)
“Ach ! Dieses Auge,”…………………………………...(Oh, their eyes,)
“ewig nun offen !”………………………………………..(are forever open!)
“Ach ! dieses Atems wonniges Wehen !”.…..(Oh, the blissful stirring of their breath of freedom!)
“Süßes Vergehen !”………………………………………(Sweet revival of the People’s Party!)
“Seliges Grauen !”………………………………………..(Blessed with renewed vigour !)
“Brünnhilde’ bietet mir – Gruß !”…..............(My Fellow Hammers, how I wish you could bid me …FAREWELLLLLLLLL…..!)

Thus fell JBJ Magnus…… and thence fell a truly last Great Giant of a once great Party……


A Funeral March for JBJ Magnus, the great hero’s last and final journey….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaLwjba-jgg&feature=related


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Frankly, what had JBJ done that you idolise him so much and place him on so high an altar? By winning Anson BE 1981 to break PAP parliamentary monopoly through the 1970s? That'd be easily achieveable by CST too in such a single ward BE scenario, respecting that JBJ predecessor DM had held the seat before. CST proved that in 1984 when he won PP with an Indian community much more numerous than Indians in Anson. Anyway, what had JBJ said or done during his time in Parliament? Nothing except motherhood statements, personal attacks and rhetorics. Any substance in policy discussion, debate and discourse? None.

CST did much better as an MP for the people than JBJ whom seemed wanting to be an MP for himself against LKY only. CST pursued the MND and HDB matters to reveal the overcharging and undertable coffee money all the way to the suicide of TCH. LTK didn't coup JBJ. JBJ was still stuck in his personal politics against LKY and PAP and got most of WP CEC members to the brink of bankruptcy and footing damages instalment bills for years, some even more than a decade.

All CEC members then could have just left and leave WP to collapse and die a natural death. But no, they decided to save WP and voted JBJ out as Sec-Gen. LTK as MP and Asst. Sec-Gen., naturally received the most votes to be the next Sec-Gen. to resuscitate WP. LTK could have just form his own party to retain his Hougang seat too, just like CST in PP when CSJ ousted him from SDP. It's not hard to form your own small party when you have an MP seat and political base.

But no, LTK chose to stay in WP for the common purpose of sending more MPs into Parliament. I think electorate results have vindicated him. He has done well.
 
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皇阿玛的卧薪尝胆之歌: 天顶一只鹅...
The Great Blue Party (大蓝朝), High and Mighty (Untouchable and Unreachable), in the Sky…
or simply < ‘Tua Lan Chiow’ in the Air>

“天顶一只鹅,
阿Neh有势阿Khiang无,
阿Neh放屎叫Khiang拾,
阿Khiang羞礼无奈何,
拿支铁锤向面敲,
一来怨党二怨民,
怨我蓝朝无主意,
阿Neh做呢好‘Lan Chiow’ Tua过俺?
拜别红山往后港,
走来去后港塊种chiku,
赚有人心加减寄,
才好返来去大幹臭阿Neh.”

– 皇阿玛 loved to sing this song, especially at election rallies. This nostalgic song reminded him the intense shame and supreme humiliations he had suffered during the dark days when JBJ Magnus was the Party Leader. 皇阿玛 liked to use this song to inspire and motivate himself for greater political success so that he could return and have his sweet, ultimate revenge against his old nemesis, JBJ Magnus (The Great).

[video=youtube;aH8DD_mvOAY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aH8DD_mvOAY[/video]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aH8DD_mvOAY


“Of course, to secure the support of the working-class Chinese voters, 皇阿玛 could personally kick JBJ Magnus out of the Party by openly challenging him in a Party leadership contest, without the help of any MIW outsiders,” continued the lao-cheow bookie with his in-depth analysis.

“Then, 皇阿玛 would not have to suffer the same complications as ‘吴三桂引清入关’ as he is experiencing right now. Like that 平西王, to please his MIW benefactors, 皇阿玛 also had to 剃发易服 so that he could appear MIW-Lite and look very similar to MIWs in every policy as well as toadying as a very domesticated, docile, dormant ‘Opposition’. 皇阿玛 also had to un-cooperate with the Opposition Alliance as well as attacking and sabotaging them as and when being called upon, especially during election periods. The Party under 皇阿玛 was totally unrecognizable to that of JBJ Magnus”

This multi-millionaire bookie, who had made his millions by successfully predicting the results in every GE, right to the very last vote, took a sip of Cognac and lighted a Cuban cigar:

“However, if 皇阿玛were to openly challenge JBJ Magnus, it would be as gila as that openly-regicidal Gillard.

Without doubt, in a Party leadership contest between 皇阿玛 and JBJ Magnus, 皇阿玛 would easily win with a landslide margin as those working-class conservative Chinese majority ‘Tua Lan Chiows’ would definitely choose a native Chinese son over an ‘Ah-Neh’ outcast.

But, 皇阿玛 would then be as chia-lat as that hopeless Gillard. He would openly split the Party as well as casting a negative image onto himself and the Party members.

If he were to personally and openly spill JBJ Magnus’ blood, he would unwisely suffer the same tragic fate as that ‘反骨Chee’ who openly, personally and clumsily fought against his mentor as he tried to change his Party from an outdated ‘Old Chiam Kee’ to a hip-hop ‘New Chee-ky’.

So 皇阿玛 was smart to be patient and let the MIWs to slowly bleed JBJ Magnus to destruction while he sat down to enjoy his chiku, kindly plucked for him by those MIWs, and without messing his hands,” explained the lao-cheow bookie whose admiration for 皇阿玛’s ‘厚黑学’ continued to grow.


The greatest irony being that, JBJ Magnus finally went down in flame while fighting for the right of a fellow Party member who was accused of being a.……….Chinese chauvinist ???!!!....Yet those Chinese chauvinists inside the Party returned his favour, and gave the Minorities’ ‘第一巴图鲁’ the most unkindest cut of all……

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食碗面反碗底 !!!
After learning all his skill from the Spirit of Anson, ‘反骨仔’皇阿玛 finally turned against JBJ Magnus in their epic showdown…
[video=youtube;bZYrGyO2O0g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZYrGyO2O0g[/video]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kpHK4YIwY4&feature=fvsr

皇阿玛: “朕 have been waiting for you, JBJ. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When 朕 left you, 朕 was but the learner; now 朕 am the master.”
JBJ Magnus: “Only a master of evil, 皇阿玛.”

皇阿玛: “Your powers are weak, old man.”
JBJ Magnus: “You can't win, 皇阿玛. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.”

皇阿玛: “You should not have come back!”

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“Why did JBJ Magnus choose to abdicate from the leadership of ‘大蓝朝’ (The Great Blue Party or simply ‘Tua Lan Chiow’)?” asked political pundits, bookies and general public even to this very day.

In the last century, JBJ Magnus was also charged, sacked from Parliament and was banned for standing in elections before. Nevertheless, he continued to lead the Party fearlessly into every GE, without his active participation. Then, he had performed his task flawlessly, giving much head-ache to MIWs, although he was not leading the charge personally. Even ‘反骨Chee’, who was also sued and disqualified, continued to lead his Party very strongly and effectively.

“Surely, JBJ Magnus should be able to lead his Party, masterminding and strategizing behind the scene, even if he were to be made bankrupt and disqualified, again,” concluded most people on the street.

That was before 皇阿玛's rise to power and his insatiable thirst for greater grandeur.

When JBJ Magnus was first disqualified, 皇阿玛 was still a spring chicken. He was then a virgin with zero experience in contesting any election. And he was neither strong, experience nor capable to lead the Party. He still needed JBJ Magnus’ aura, halo and network to front, guide and lead the Party.

The Force was not with him, yet.

Ten years of jealously guarding and ruthlessly transforming 后港 into his personal fief, 皇阿玛 had devoured and depleted his constituents’ precious resources to selfishly nourish him. After draining the poor people of 后港 ravenously, 皇阿玛 had not only mastered the Force but the Dark Side of the Force as well. He was also getting very impatient to be the Chosen One.

Meanwhile, JBJ Magnus was getting old, less agile and had no more new tricks to impart. He had become the main obstacle for 皇阿玛’s further glory.

But, even if driven to the very corner by MIWs, the irrepressible Spirit of Anson had shown no intention of giving up the Party leadership. In fact, it had made him even more resolute than ever to fight for his political aspiration and noble dream for his people. He was all but determined to lead his Party to another greater height, and to serve the people and nation.

However, 皇阿玛 and his avaricious cronies had none of this. They had decided to put an end to that old man’s folly. The lure for greater power and personal glory was simply irresistible.

To balance the Dark Forces in this Land, MIWs and 皇阿玛 had secretly and tacitly agreed to create the ‘Rule of Two’ Doctrine between them.

‘The Rule of Two’ Doctrine (commonly known as ‘First World Parliament’) stated that ‘Always Two There Are, No More No Less ... a Master and an Apprentice: one to embody power and the other to crave it.’….. All other Opposition Forces, especially JBJ Magnus, had to be totally destroyed. In this way, the gullible people could be hopelessly intoxicated with false hopes and only two similar 'choices' so that they can be easily ruled and manipulated.

皇阿玛 had mobilised the Party’s resources and some negotiations with MIWs to save the ‘Tua Lan Chiow’ from bankruptcy, but most importantly, to save his very own precious MP seat. But he gave as little help as possible to JBJ Magnus, hoping that he would be utterly and easily burned out by the MIWs quicker.

Despite facing a formidable two-pronged attack by the ‘Nazi-Soviet Non-Aggression Pact’ of MIWs and 皇阿玛, JBJ Magnus continued to march on defiantly. Even if he were to be expelled from the Parliament and be made bankrupt, just as he had suffered in the past, JBJ Magnus had no plan to surrender the Party Leadership and abandon his people. His political dream for the Party and utopian ideals for the people was too intense and too passionate to be so easily extinguished by the Dark Forces.


Finally, 皇阿玛 received another chiku, also kindly plucked for him by his MIW benefactors. Both the Sith Lords used it very effectively and ruthlessly to banish JBJ Magnus out of ‘Tua Lan Chiow’ once and for all……


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“Our ‘第一巴图鲁’ had stood up and defended the Chinese chauvinist during GE at the cost of being abandoned by his own people. Yet, 皇阿玛 and his cronies refused to help JBJ Magnus when he was, in turn, being relentlessly and ridiculously attacked for being a Minorities’ chauvinist !” moaned the minority community who vowed never to forgive and forget 皇阿玛’s ruthless betrayal.

At the epic Battle of Bukit Sunyi, JBJ Magnus re-emerged from exile to lead his Party for a titanic showdown with MIWs. With his gifted charisma and political genius, JBJ Magnus looked destined to deliver a monumental defeat for the MIWs.

But the MIWs cut the Minorities’ support for the Party when they accused the Hammer candidate for being Chinese chauvinist. JBJ Magnus selflessly defended his comrade while being questioned and attacked by his own people. In turn, the MIWs accused JBJ Magnus of being a Minorities’ chauvinist himself.

Ultimately, the Party suffered a marginal defeat at Bukit Sunyi, for whatever reasons and causes.

However, 皇阿玛 and his conspirators quietly picked up this chiku, gifted from the MIWs, that JBJ was an anti-Chinese extremist so that it could be used against JBJ Magnus when required.

When it appeared that JBJ Magnus would not abdicate even if driven to bankruptcy and disqualification, 皇阿玛 decided to use this chiku against JBJ Magnus.

The spin doctors in the Party ‘analysed’ the defeat at Bukit Sunyi without any exit polls data. They miraculously concluded that the Party lost because the working-class Chinese voters, who were the silent majority, had abandoned the Party to support MIWs. It was claimed that the Chinese were ‘frightened’ by the sight of an extremist anti-Chinese chauvinist image of JBJ Magnus as propagated by the MIWs.

The memo of the spin doctors was that: JBJ Magnus had become an unbearable liability and a ‘bogey man’ for the Chinese community. He had to be removed if the Party were to win elections.

The Chinese ‘Tua Lan Chiows’ were soon indoctrinated that the Party should no longer be led by a non-Chinese. It would only continue to isolate the Chinese silent majority, just as they were supposed to be at the Battle of Bukit Junyi. It was time to change the colour of the Party leader. Party members were mobilized to protest against JBJ Magnus’ leadership to force him to quit.

‘大蓝朝’要变天 ! (‘Tua Lan Chiow’ wants to change colour !) was the slogan of the day.

“JBJ Magnus, do you hear the Chinese sing?” - the Chinese ‘Tua Lan Chiows’ roared at the Spirit of Anson as they tried to overthrow the rule of a ‘foreign race’
[video=youtube;_t2OUXiUPos]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_t2OUXiUPos[/video]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_t2OUXiUPos

"Do you hear the Chinese sing?
Singing a song of angry ‘Lan’?
It is the music of the ‘Lan Chiows”
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your ‘Chiows’
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!"


Facing the external threat of MIWs attack and the internal rebellion against his leadership (内忧外患), JBJ Magnus began to feel that his time was running out….


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“你爷爷的….The next GE is coming. It’s months and maybe even weeks away. 你这只臭阿Neh老乌龟却死赖着不滚, 想再吓走所有的 Chinese voters, 再害我们’大蓝朝’全军覆没?

为了’大蓝朝’, 只能牺牲小你,完成大我! 你一个人死总好多我全党死! 要不然,我小宝跟你没完没了! 老子一言即出,就什么马也难追了,” 鹿鼎公韦爵爷 shouted at JBJ Magnus during walkabout as he tried to force the old man to abdicate.

JBJ Magnus had sacrificed some support among the minority community to defend a Party member who was accused of Chinese chauvinist. Yet, he was accused of being anti-Chinese chauvinist himself. He was now being blamed for the defeat at Bukit Sunyi and scaring off the support of Chinese voters by his Party comrades. Despite his dedication to racial harmony and devotion in ethnic equality, his race was now being used against him. If he had been a Chinese, he would not be accused of anti-Chinese chauvinism and be a scapegoat for electoral defeat, and thus a pretext for a Party coup against him.

He was a heart-broken man after being stabbed so brutally in the back. His 30 years of selfless sacrifices for the Party has all but totally forgotten and utterly betrayed. All his hard work had gone down the drain:

“春花秋月何时了,往事知多少。小楼昨夜又东风,故国不堪回首月明中。
雕栏玉砌应犹在,只是朱颜改。问君能有几多愁,恰似一江春水向东流。”

Meanwhile, the ‘Tua Lan Chiows’ ‘蓝卫兵’were being mobilized into frenzy to show there was ‘widespread’ discontent against JBJ Magnus within the Party. The conspirators were tightening the noose around his neck.

“宁做汉家魂,不当蛮夷奴!”

As Chinese ‘Tua Lan Chiows’ rose up all over the place to overthrow the ‘foreign’ rule, some overly-passionate 皇阿玛’s supporters were getting impatient. They were threatening to switch over and support the MIWs if JBJ Magnus continued to lead the Party:
[video=youtube;VeGPzk8Oca8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeGPzk8Oca8[/video]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeGPzk8Oca8

“I’m proud to be an old generation Chinese woman….I’m from Backwater Harbour, 皇阿玛’s constituency, the best ‘Tua Lan Chiow’ MP ever! And the ‘Tua Lan Chiow’ are throwing the GE away! For what? For an inadequate ‘Ah-Neh’, who would not have been running had it not been we Chinese patriots helping him running the Party.

And I’m not going to shut my mouth anymore. I can be called a ‘Chink’ but he can’t be called an ‘Ah-Neh’? That’s not my ‘Tua Lan Chiow’. It’s equality for all of us. And it’s about time we all stood up for it!

I’m no second-class ‘Tua Lan Chiow’. Goddamn the ‘Tua Lan Chiow’!

I came here for the vote of every ‘Tua Lan Chiow’. And our ‘Tua Lan Chiow’ Party threw us down the drain. I’m a second class ‘Tua Lan Chiow’ before, now I’m nothing. Why? Because they want to do what they want to do. And they think we won’t turn and vote for MIWs. Well, I got news for all of you : MIWs will win all the seats in the next GE!”


Facing such hysterical opposition within the Party as well as being misunderstood by his own people, JBJ Magnus gradually gave up the will to fight……

“力拔山兮气盖世,
时不利兮骓不逝。
骓不逝兮可奈何,
虞兮虞兮奈若何!”


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Meanwhile, under the order of 皇阿玛’s conspirators, a one-eyed stone statue was suddenly and mysteriously dug out which was buried just beside the ‘大蓝朝’ (The Great Blue Party or simply ‘Tua Lan Chiow’) HQ Building. A ‘divine’ message was inscribed onto the statue:

“石人一只眼,挑动’Lan Chiow’天下反。”
(When this giant Cyclop is awakened, he will thunder with Hammer and the ‘Lan Chiows’ will arise to free from foreign rule)

Just like their Chinese forefathers who had received such divine instructions to overthrow the foreign Mongol rule, the Chinese ‘Tua Lan Chiows’ also believed that this was another Mandate from Heaven to depose the ‘foreign’ ‘Ah-Neh’ rule. The ‘grassroot’ movement was quickly whipped up into hysteria to faithfully carry out such ‘Divine Intervention’


“JBJ Magnus, you stinking Ah-Neh, Beat It!”
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu-p2txYQiA&feature=fvwrel

– growled the Chinese ‘Tua Lan Chiow’ ‘蓝卫兵’ (Blue Guards) in a show of force and unity against the old man and his remnant minority supporters, as 皇阿玛 himself personally led the singing, chanting and dancing.


The momentum for such ‘grassroot’ movement to free the Hammers from almost half century of ‘二胡乱华’ ‘barbarian tyranny’ (first a Jew, and then an ‘Ah Neh’) was now unstoppable….


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Thanks for your spams. Now most of us know who you are, L**.
 
Thanks for your spams. Now most of us know who you are, L**.

So the WP member thinks that posting political dissenting views against his Party is considered spam but posting racist comment is not.

The WP member cannot tolerate any political dissent against his Party but can tolerate, even welcome, racial derogatory remarks against minority race.

WP would not have mired as a Third World Party if its member can speak up against racism and stand up for the minority race. But, the WP member has degraded to name-calling, personal attacks, suppressing and zapping any political dissent and criticism against his Big Brother. If WP member refuses to speak up against racist attack on the weaker minority community, how is the Party ever going to stand up and speak up for the right of the weaker members in the society?

Instead of scavenging all over the Net plagiarizing nonsense, WP should simply plagiarize English Premier League motto: ‘Zero Tolerance Against Racism’.

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“..汉贼已略党,…(The Chinese traitors have stolen the control of the Party,)
...四面楚歌声。…(They are relentlessly hounding us on all directions.)
…大王意气尽,….(The Spirit of Anson is dispiriting,)
…胡人何聊生!….(What retributions will be awaiting the Minority members!)…”

- sighed the remaining minority Party members who were watching haplessly, furiously as their ‘第一巴图鲁’ was being butchered mercilessly, vindictively and sadistically by their Chinese ‘comrades’. They knew that their future in the Party was all but over.

Farewell to our ‘Tua Lan Chiow’:
[video=youtube;hhylQ6XW6PM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhylQ6XW6PM[/video]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhylQ6XW6PM

…..as JBJ Magnus and his supporters prepared to make their tragic, unkind departure from the Party, which they had devoted over three decades of their lives building up from scratches whose fruits of hard labour was now so effortlessly enjoyed by 皇阿玛 (‘前人种树,后人乘凉’).

JBJ Magnus – 絕世雄才
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTUdHz04owM


‘日防夜防家贼难防,’ lamented JBJ Magnus……


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However, JBJ Magnus tried a last-ditch appeal for truce and reconciliation among his dear comrades of ‘大蓝朝’ (The Great Blue Party or simply ‘Tua Lan Chiow’):
[video=youtube;0cSN_Ows26c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cSN_Ows26c[/video]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cSN_Ows26c

“煮豆燃豆萁,..(The Chinese ‘Tua Lan Chiows’ are firing at Minority ‘Tua Lan Chiows’,)
.豆在釜中泣。..(The Minority ‘Tua Lan Chiows’ are going to pot, weeping, wilting and drooping.)
.本是同根生,..(All of us ‘Tua Lan Chiows’ erect from the same Viagra,)
.相煎何太急。..(Why all “Tua Lan Chiows’ steaming against each other so exhaustively to dysfunction and impotence?) ”

But it had fallen onto deaf ears. Instead, 皇阿玛 demanded an utter capitulation from JBJ Magnus:

“钟山风雨起苍黄,百万雄师过大江。
.虎踞龙盘今胜昔,天翻地覆慨而慷。
.宜将剩勇追穷寇,不可沽名学霸王。
.天若有情天亦老,人间正道是沧桑。”

http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/wz7uDCC347Q/
“打倒‘Keling’帝国主义! 抵制‘Ah-Neh’货! 还我汉河山! 做个勇敢中国人!” – hammered the ‘Tua Lan Chiow’ Blue Guards as they marched on fearlessly for the last push to liberate the Party from ‘foreign rule’.

令我绵绣后港色变,
令我Bedok Reservoir含恨!
望向Hammer Party,
此际浩气在腾!
誓要将我苦难,
化为悲愤!

做个勇敢’Tua Lan Chiow’,
热血决抛,
抵抗’Keling’!

(冲啊冲 冲啊冲)

我万众一心,
那惧怕艰辛,
冲开黑暗!

做个勇敢’Tua Lan Chiow’,
热血灌醒Hammer魂!
我万众一心,
那惧怕艰辛,
冲开黑暗!


Finally, 皇阿玛 and his conspirators decided the time was ripe to call upon a Party Meeting and drag JBJ Magnus to sign his own death warrant…..


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The Fall of JBJ Magnus!!!.....步步惊心……..If you have tears, prepare to shed them now…..

The shameful, heart-breaking day when the Hammers of ‘大蓝朝’ (The Great Blue Party or simply ‘Tua Lan Chiow’) ganged up and forced the Spirit of Anson to abdicate and resign “voluntarily”:
[video=youtube;KQz5ge6P3oE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQz5ge6P3oE[/video]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQz5ge6P3oE

“You, ‘keling-kia’, is requested to chair the Party Meeting, now! All the Party officials are there waiting for your presence,” two ‘Tua Lan Chiow’ cadres barged into JBJ Magnus’s house and dragged him to attend the fateful Party meeting that would force him to abdicate.

“You traitors! Because of your lustful pursuit of Chinese supremacy, you have formed this conspiracy against our ‘第一巴图鲁’.Although Dirty Harry was admired above all others for his high and glorious deeds, even he dared not sack his minority Ministers and Presidents for their race and without any valid reason…. Now, 皇阿玛 should have the audacity to have such an attempt! He’ll never be pardoned by Heaven!” a JBJ Magnus’ minority supporter screamed at the ‘Tua Lan Chiow’ cadres.

“Please get change for the Party Meeting! Be quick!” ordered the ‘Tua Lan Chiow’ cadres menacingly.


At the historic Party Meeting that would seal JBJ Magnus’ tragic fate…..


“You, ‘Ah-Neh’, may take our advice and abdicate to avert a greater disaster!” threatened鹿鼎公韦爵爷.

“We all have been working so closely together for so long. Why are you so hard-hearted to have such a treacherous action just because of my skin colour?” JBJ Magnus made his last desperate plea for his political life.

“If you will not listen to the Party officials’ advice, I’m afraid there might be internal troubles at any moment. It’s not that we’re disloyal to you!” barked 韦爵爷

“Who dares to overthrow me?” the Spirit of Anson roared defiantly, for the very last time.

“Everyone in this country is of the opinion that you’re not a man to be the biggest ‘Tua Lan Chiow’. That’s why ‘Tua Lan Chiow’ has been in such a great disorder….Without the presence of the MP for 后港 in your CEC, there would have been more than one who would like to kick your dark, stinking, hairy ‘Keling’ butt out of our ‘Tua Lan Chiow’!

Yet, you’ve never learned to repay 皇阿玛’s kindness. Do you want all the people in this country to go against you!” 韦爵爷 shouted contemptuously at JBJ Magnus.

“ ‘Keling-kia’! Abdicate Now ! Agreed ? Or not ? Speak now! Speak now!” all the “Tua Lan Chiow’ cadres rushed up and grabbed JBJ Magnus as they tried to force him to quit.

“Hand over the Party Seal! Be quick!” ordered the ‘Tua Lan Chiow’ cadres to the Keeper of the Party Seal.

“The Party Seal is the treasure for the Spirit of Anson. How dare you demand it!” refused the Party Seal Keeper who was a rare upright Chinese supporter of JBJ Magnus.

“You will or you will not? Hand it over right away!”yelled the ‘Tua Lan Chiow’ cadres.

“No, I will not!”- the Party Seal keeper.

“Take him away and expel him from the Party forever!” ordered the ‘Tua Lan Chiow’ cadres.

“You traitors! You bunch of beasts! Traitors! Bunch of beasts!” shouted the Party Seal Keeper incessantly as he was pulled out of the Party building.

“ ‘Ah-Neh’! Abdicate Now! Agreed ? Or not ? Speak now! Speak now!” continued the ‘Tua Lan Chiow’ officials as they ordered armed Hammer Troopers to march into the Party Meeting to intimidate JBJ Magnus into submission.

“I’m willing to yield my ‘Tua Lan Chiow’ to the MP for后港!” JBJ Magnus sobbed uncontrollably, knowing that his political life was over.

“Good boy, good boy…..阿’Neh’乖,不要哭, 我给你吃roti-prata….. The MP for 后港 will take good care of you. You may now prepare the abdication manifesto to preserve tranquility,” as 步兵统领隆科多 tried to cajole JBJ Magnus.


“I’m spared from the humiliation of being expelled disgracefully….I’m relieved that l can live out the rest of my life as a simple ordinary Party member and be a humble obedient servant to 皇阿玛…” a dejected, defeated and demoralized JBJ Magnus continued to cry out aloud, saddened that his 30 years of selfless sacrifices had been utterly betrayed by these bunch of ungrateful Judas.…..


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