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"Our enemies are little worms, 朕 saw them at Moulmein-Kallang." – 皇阿玛
Political analyst, GMS, had issued a challenge to 皇阿玛 : that he would not trigger a 3-cornered fight in 后港 if 皇阿玛 could also assure that he would reciprocate in the next GE.
Amused, 皇阿玛 summoned all the 阿哥s, Party officials and Party 公公s as he gave another powerful, erectrifying speech at MyLan Besar Square:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4yoPEMY6Eo
“ 各位阿哥s and Men of “ 大蓝朝 ” (The Great Blue Party or simply “Tua Lan Chiow”) !
Mr. GMS asks that assurances be given to him that “Tua Lan Chiow” will not attack, and above all, not contest, the territory or possessions of the following constituencies that had not been previously contested by “Tua Lan Chiow” :
Ang Mo Kio, Bishan-Toa Payoh, Chua Chu Kang, Holland-Bukit Timah, Jurong, Marine Parade , Pasir Ris-Punggol, Sembawang, Tampines, Tanjong Pagar, West Coast….
Bukit Panjang, Hong Kah North, Mountbatten, Pioneer, Potong Pasir, Radin Mas, Whampoa, Yuhua….
JB, Batam and Phuket !
Here is 朕 answer :
朕 have first taken the trouble to ascertain from the constituencies mentioned…
Firstly, whether they feel themselves threatened by us, and, what is most important,
Secondly, whether this inquiry by this Political Analyst was addressed to us at the constituents’ suggestion or at least with their consent.
The reply was in all cases negative, in some instances strongly so.
Why is he so kaypoh ?
朕 have the following statement to make:
“Tua Lan Chiow” is, in spite of everything, prepared to give each of the constituency named, an assurance of the kind desired by Mr. GMS: given on the condition that they themselves ask for such assurance from “Tua Lan Chiow”, with absolute reciprocity, together with correspondingly acceptable proposals.
In the case of a number of the constituencies included in Mr. GMS's list, this question can probably be regarded as settled from the very outset, since we are already either choped the constituencies with Hammer tissue paper or at least united by close ties of 太子爷’s intimate liaisons with all the chio-bus, ah-sohs and ah-mahs living there.
As for the duration of these agreements, “Tua Lan Chiow” is willing to make terms with each individual constituency in accordance with the wishes of that constituency.
But 朕 should not want to let this opportunity pass without above all giving to this Resident of Hong Kong an assurance regarding those territories which would, after all, give him most cause for apprehension, namely Hong Kong herself and other parts of China.
And 朕 here solemnly declare that all the assertions which have in any way been circulated concerning an intended “Tua Lan Chiow” invasion or contest in Hong Kong or China are frank frauds and gross untruths, quite apart from the fact that such assertions, as far as the electoral possibilities are concerned, could only be the product of the silliest imagination.
Since NSP today, both in the press and officially, upholds the view that “Tua Lan Chiow” should be opposed under all circumstances and confirms this by the familiar policy of encirclement, the basis for the non-aggression treaty has been removed.
朕 have therefore resolved to send today a communication to this effect to the NSP Leadership.
This is to us not a matter of practical material importance, for 朕 still hope that we shall be able to avoid any 3-cornerd fights with NSP, but instead see it as an action of self-respect.
Should the NSP Leadership, however, wish to enter once more into negotiations (just like Moulmein-Kallang) with “Tua Lan Chiow” on this problem, no one would be happier than 朕 at the prospect of still
being able to come to a clear and straightforward understanding.
Moreover, 朕 know all my Temple mediums and 朕 rely on them.”
The crowd roared into wild standing ovation:
“ 祝皇阿玛万寿无疆 !
万岁 !
万岁 !!
万万岁 !!! ”
And then the 皇阿玛 anthem was played and sang loudly, proudly, yet again….
东北蓝
“东北蓝,
月亮升,
后港出了个皇阿玛。
他为阿哥谋女人,
Neh Neh Kor Zang,
他是二奶的大救星。”
“ ‘Tua Lan Chiow’果然名不虚传 !..…So irrational, so opinionated, so self-centred……Such arrogance, such hooliganism, such a megalomaniac with such a big ego and big head ! ..... terbesar sia !….’Lan Chiow’一出,谁敢争锋 ? .... More Führer than Der Führer........ 佩服,佩服….我甘拜下锋….” – Political analyst, GMS….
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