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You must also remind me who else is in the town mah................... :o
Another townsfolk Maximilian Chua-Heng kept changing his mind about joining the posse.
One minute he says he joins, the next he changes his mind.
Some of the townsfolk got fed up with him because he would also say things like "the bandits not so bad leh".............. :o
Finally he made up his mind. The posse was going to leave on Friday night, and MCH decided that he would prefer to visit his lass miss chatiporn.
Jah Rastafar and KNNBCCB were another 2 townsfolk who would have loved to join the posse. However the town was having some problems from another group of people and the 2 went off to fight the injuns................. :o
Wikiphile was another enthusiastic member of the posse.
Being retired from the army, he was a fighting fit machine and totally loyal to the cause. Of course there were some in the town he didn't like, but that didn't stop him from seeing the bigger picture :o
He was the first member of the posse to reach their meeting point, even earlier than volunteer sheriff Singveld. He tried to persuade Singveld to stay but Singveld rode away impatiently.
Windsor didn't join the posse. He was a fairly new member of the town but most people liked him.
He ran the grocery shop in town and he would frequently tell the townsfolk jokes whenever they visited his store.
He was also concerned about finding a replacement for shampoo, so he never sold shampoo in his store.
Some people did consider that Windsor might have come through the town before, but as the townsfolk respected privacy, nobody asked too many questions. :o
bro..you seems to know everyone in this forum very well ...
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Ok one more.
Another townsmember missed the posse's departure.
Later that night, when the posse were resting for the night, somebody rode up.
The 2 sheriffs and the posse immediately drew their weapons.
Finally the rider spoke up.
"hi there.
number 1. bros, please don't shoot.
number 2. I'm here to join the posse.
number 3. please carry on sleeping."
Everybody laughed and went back to sleep.
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You must also remind me who else is in the town mah................... :o
Another townsfolk Maximilian Chua-Heng kept changing his mind about joining the posse.
One minute he says he joins, the next he changes his mind.
Some of the townsfolk got fed up with him because he would also say things like "the bandits not so bad leh".............. :o
Finally he made up his mind. The posse was going to leave on Friday night, and MCH decided that he would prefer to visit his lass miss chatiporn.
Jah Rastafar and KNNBCCB were another 2 townsfolk who would have loved to join the posse. However the town was having some problems from another group of people and the 2 went off to fight the injuns................. :o
Wikiphile was another enthusiastic member of the posse.
Being retired from the army, he was a fighting fit machine and totally loyal to the cause. Of course there were some in the town he didn't like, but that didn't stop him from seeing the bigger picture :o
He was the first member of the posse to reach their meeting point, even earlier than volunteer sheriff Singveld. He tried to persuade Singveld to stay but Singveld rode away impatiently.
Windsor didn't join the posse. He was a fairly new member of the town but most people liked him.
He ran the grocery shop in town and he would frequently tell the townsfolk jokes whenever they visited his store.
He was also concerned about finding a replacement for shampoo, so he never sold shampoo in his store.
Some people did consider that Windsor might have come through the town before, but as the townsfolk respected privacy, nobody asked too many questions. :o
Did someone mentioned my name?
Where to vote for a Mod? Is it 1 or 3 mods vacancies?
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One of the townsfolk who hated the bandits to the core was Tonychat.
Many years ago, he had a good friend in the town called sgslut who would talk to him every night. :o
But ever since sgslut left the town, Tonychat had nobody to talk to, hence he would constantly interrupt the townspeoples' conversations with insults and slurs, because he felt the townsfolk should do more to deal with the bandits.
One of the people whose conversations was interrupted was Sifu. He became very angry with Tonychat and would whack him everytime he tried to interrupt a conversation. This got to the point where even when his own conversation was not interrupted, Sifu would go and whack Tonychat when he was being a pest to someone else.
Btw the town mayor leongsam had always suspected that Sifu was in cahoots with the bandits, but nobody else in the town agreed. Of course, Sifu was not too unhappy when the mayor was captured and flatly refused to join the posse, but nstead continued whacking Tonychat.
Leetabar was never going to join the posse. Anybody who knew him knew that.
However he had always had the hots for one of the town's lasses, a girl named miss jes, errr..........., jasmine.
When she turned him down, chaos resulted and there were constant quarrels and fracas everyday.
Subsequently miss jasmine left town and leetabar spent his days talking to himself. :o
HAHAHAHHAA! good one
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Don't fret.
If you want, we can have u later come with another group who didn't join the posse and flank the bandits while the actual posse is being pinned down. You can still be the hero.
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3 - 1 PTS payout is $120.
Shit! I bet 5 goals. :(
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The guy who ran the town's "horse-taxi" service was Krafty.
Some people liked him, some sympathised with him, others mocked him.
Krafty was convinced that the head bandit, a horrible old man, was after him, but few believed him.
What was more likely was that another bandit, an extremely low ranking and insignificant individual, had crossed swords with him in the past, and Krafty could not forget it.
Krafty spoke frequently about leaving the town, but he either didn't or left and always came back. :o
He didn't want to join the posse initially, but when he found that the low ranking guy was there, he decided to join.
Btw, some people suspected that there was something going on between the low ranking bandit and a woman from the town, since she would frequently mention his name while walking about in the town.
That woman's name was cass888.
As she was wealthy and married to a high ranking bandit, she thought she could behave however she wanted in the town, and would occasionally hurl abuses and vulgarities at the townspeople. Some could not even believe that she was a woman. :o
She was constantly worried that the townspeople would find out who her high ranking bandit husband was, but actually, nobody gave a shit.
The nosey cynical bartender jw5 and cass888 hated each other. They had crossed swords once, after cass888 had hurled abuses at the tavern's patrons after a particular bad day.
From then on, whenever cass888 came in for a drink, the bartender would add a little something special in it.
She would never join the posse, dont forget, her husband was one of them.
Some people liked him, some sympathised with him, others mocked him.
Krafty was convinced that the head bandit, a horrible old man, was after him, but few believed him.
What was more likely was that another bandit, an extremely low ranking and insignificant individual, had crossed swords with him in the past, and Krafty could not forget it.
Krafty spoke frequently about leaving the town, but he either didn't or left and always came back. :o
He didn't want to join the posse initially, but when he found that the low ranking guy was there, he decided to join.
Btw, some people suspected that there was something going on between the low ranking bandit and a woman from the town, since she would frequently mention his name while walking about in the town.
That woman's name was cass888.
As she was wealthy and married to a high ranking bandit, she thought she could behave however she wanted in the town, and would occasionally hurl abuses and vulgarities at the townspeople. Some could not even believe that she was a woman. :o
She was constantly worried that the townspeople would find out who her high ranking bandit husband was, but actually, nobody gave a shit.
The nosey cynical bartender jw5 and cass888 hated each other. They had crossed swords once, after cass888 had hurled abuses at the tavern's patrons after a particular bad day.
From then on, whenever cass888 came in for a drink, the bartender would add a little something special in it.
She would never join the posse, dont forget, her husband was one of them.
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I don't bet 5-6 goals whenever Dortmund plays because they hardly concede goals. For Dortmund games 2-4 goals. Moreover Nuri Sahin has been sold to Real Madrid and Barrios is injured. New season, new squad so i am also exercising caution and betting small. Upcoming game between Bayern Munich vs Borussia Monchengladbach is another possible low scoring match.
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A long standing member of the town was Ramseth.
With an eye for the ladies and a love for a drink, his favourite place to hangout was the town's tavern.
There, he would spend his time bantering with the drunken old man Equalisation and drinking and eyeing the lasses.
Ramseth loved to boast, about his appearance, about his hair, about his knowledge on a variety of topics, about his time spent in law enforcement, etc.
Despite being in law enforcement and talking constantly about the posse, he never joined them.
Some people suspected that he would join the bandits if they offered him a high ranking position, but apparently they never did, and he never did.
At the end of the day, Equalisation would be slumped drunk on the table, while Ramseth would stride nonchalently out of the tavern.
One day, Ramseth suddenly disappeared from the town without informing anyone............................
And a guy started appearing in the tavern who said his name was Forvendet. :o
He looked and sounded familiar, but the townsfolk just could not place him.
What was really strange was that he started bantering and drinking with Equalisation, even though he was supposed to be new in town.
Every night, when Forvendet left the tavern, old man Equalisation would suddenly awaken from his drunken stupor. He and the nosey bartender jw5 would then look at each other with raised eyebrows.
Like Ramseth, Forvendet never joined the posse.
What was again strange was that the townsfolk never saw Ranseth and Forvendet together.
With an eye for the ladies and a love for a drink, his favourite place to hangout was the town's tavern.
There, he would spend his time bantering with the drunken old man Equalisation and drinking and eyeing the lasses.
Ramseth loved to boast, about his appearance, about his hair, about his knowledge on a variety of topics, about his time spent in law enforcement, etc.
Despite being in law enforcement and talking constantly about the posse, he never joined them.
Some people suspected that he would join the bandits if they offered him a high ranking position, but apparently they never did, and he never did.
At the end of the day, Equalisation would be slumped drunk on the table, while Ramseth would stride nonchalently out of the tavern.
One day, Ramseth suddenly disappeared from the town without informing anyone............................
And a guy started appearing in the tavern who said his name was Forvendet. :o
He looked and sounded familiar, but the townsfolk just could not place him.
What was really strange was that he started bantering and drinking with Equalisation, even though he was supposed to be new in town.
Every night, when Forvendet left the tavern, old man Equalisation would suddenly awaken from his drunken stupor. He and the nosey bartender jw5 would then look at each other with raised eyebrows.
Like Ramseth, Forvendet never joined the posse.
What was again strange was that the townsfolk never saw Ranseth and Forvendet together.
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The cast of characters for the upcoming hit movie "Sammyville: The Search For Sam" is almost complete. :o
Just to tie up a few loose ends:
1. Still considering adding a few more characters like clinton666 etc. Any others?
2. If any forummer wants to be included in the movie, please give a brief description of your character including whether u join the posse or stay in town.
3. For those already cast, you can choose the actor (or actress) you want to play your character.
The nosey cynical bartender jw5 will be played by Kevin Bacon.
4. There will be 2 bed scenes. :p
The first between our leading man no faith and his ex squeeze miss charlotte, and the second between our not-so-leading man maximilian chua-heng and his current squeeze miss chatiporn.
Bros no faith and mch, you better select the actresses you want to play these roles quickly, otherwise, I will be calling Jennifer Love Hewitt and Lucy Liu respectively.
Just to tie up a few loose ends:
1. Still considering adding a few more characters like clinton666 etc. Any others?
2. If any forummer wants to be included in the movie, please give a brief description of your character including whether u join the posse or stay in town.
3. For those already cast, you can choose the actor (or actress) you want to play your character.
The nosey cynical bartender jw5 will be played by Kevin Bacon.
4. There will be 2 bed scenes. :p
The first between our leading man no faith and his ex squeeze miss charlotte, and the second between our not-so-leading man maximilian chua-heng and his current squeeze miss chatiporn.
Bros no faith and mch, you better select the actresses you want to play these roles quickly, otherwise, I will be calling Jennifer Love Hewitt and Lucy Liu respectively.
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ok we have the winners.
singveld, windsor and jw5.
congrats.
jw5 politely declines.......................... :o
longbow's forum personality is not that distinct right, find it difficult to cast his character................. :o
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decline? u cant decline, it is confirm.
longbow most of the time finance related stuff. consultant.
Of course can politely decline..................:o
Many like longbow right? Not distinct.
U like your bed scene or not? Quickly choose the actor to play u and the actress for your miss charlotte. Anybody also can except Keeanu Reeves.
Btw, your role is the leading man, former nerdy clerk become the guy to search for sheriff and posse and then also join the posse, like Yul Brynner in the Magnificent Seven. :o
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