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[jw5]

Btw, to continue the story, the town mayor is of course leongsam. :o

Bro No faith worked in the mayor's office as a nerdy clerk who likes to chiong on Fridays since he and his gf miss charlotte broke up. :o
He was tasked to select the sheriff and round up the posse, but in the end he joined the posse too.

Strangely enough, papsmearer was also another renegade gunman whom the sheriff picked up to form the posse, which was short of numbers.

 

[jw5]

I will prob kick the sheriff in the balls and go hunt down assholes as a lone ranger.

You probably decided this before you saw who the town mayor was. :o

I will ask Wuqi256 and his deputy Zhihau to get themselves some cups.

 

[cooleo]

You probably decided this before you saw who the town mayor was. :o

I will ask Wuqi256 and his deputy Zhihau to get themselves some cups.

Kicking Sheriff in the balls....

 

[Forvendet]

Alamak, brother Forvendet, it was just a joke between brother jw5 and me if you had read our other threads. I was writing all those just to reply to him.

Oh sorry, misunderstanding, no problem.

 

[Equalisation]

The candidates are.....

Singveld
Cooleo
Postnew
Middaydog
Equalisation
Uncle Yap
Wuqi256
Zhihau
Raiders
Ramseth
po2wq

You can all carry on binya ..... moderate apa ??

Mesti ai happy lah bros ...... sekali itu ... Queen Narcissus .... akan datang binya ...

Hic hic hic .... All the Way ....:o:o

 

[jw5]

The candidates are.....

Singveld
Cooleo
Postnew
Middaydog
Equalisation

Singveld volunteered to be the sheriff and was going to lead the posse. However some members of the posse were late and Singveld in a fit of impatience, left.
On the advice of the kaypoh bartender jw5 who spends his days serving drinks and observing the townspeople, no faith selected Wuqi256 instead and Zhihau as his deputy.

Cooleo as already mentioned was picked up by sheriff Wuqi on the way out of town, as part of the posse. He wanted to go himself and tried to kick Wuqi in the balls, but he missed. :o

Postnew was going to join the posse, but he was busy putting up posters of the wanted bandits and was late for the departure.

Middaydog was busy choosing a cowboy hat to hide his balding pate and also missed the departure. These are the people who got Singveld mad.

Equalisation never intended to join the posse and spent the day getting drunk in the tavern, being served by jw5, who observed him closely for tips and hints.

 

[no_faith]

Bro No faith worked in the mayor's office as a nerdy clerk who likes to chiong on Fridays since he and his gf miss charlotte broke up. :o
He was tasked to select the sheriff and round up the posse, but in the end he joined the posse too.

not only Fri leh. oh ya tgif again. im goin to another thread.
sheriff? got other things to select or not?

 

[jw5]

not only Fri leh. oh ya tgif again. im goin to another thread.
sheriff? got other things to select or not?

Select the posse lor...................... :o

po2wq was the spelling teacher for the town's children.
He spent his days teaching and his nites admiring the fair lasses of the town and taking their pictures.
He had no intention to join the posse but in the end. he went because they needed someone to communicate in writing with the bandits and the townsfolk.

 

[no_faith]

town? cowboy town?

 

[singveld]

Singveld volunteered to be the sheriff and was going to lead the posse. However some members of the posse were late and Singveld in a fit of impatience, left.
On the advice of the kaypoh bartender jw5 who spends his days serving drinks and observing the townspeople, no faith selected Wuqi256 instead and Zhihau as his deputy.

Cooleo as already mentioned was picked up by sheriff Wuqi on the way out of town, as part of the posse. He wanted to go himself and tried to kick Wuqi in the balls, but he missed. :o

Postnew was going to join the posse, but he was busy putting up posters of the wanted bandits and was late for the departure.

Middaydog was busy choosing a cowboy hat to hide his balding pate and also missed the departure. These are the people who got Singveld mad.

Equalisation never intended to join the posse and spent the day getting drunk in the tavern, being served by jw5, who observed him closely for tips and hints.

what the kind of western movie is that? Go and watch true Grit or the quick and the dead. That is true western.

 

[jw5]

town? cowboy town?

U must start reading the story from post 94 lah. Town mayor leongsam kenna captured by bandits and his nerdy worker no faith was tasked to select a sheriff and posse to rescue him ............................


Scroobal used to be the main advisor to the mayor, but he retired.
Upon the mayor's capture, he came out of retirement to strategise the rescue of the mayor, amidst objection from some of the townsfolk. :o

One of the townsfolk who wanted to join the posse was Char_Azn. He was always dressed well, despite his rotund figure. U know, the guy in blue suit who always looks at his timepiece. :o
He wanted to join the posse, but many in the town suspected that he was in cahoots with the bandits. He spent the whole day clarifying and justifying his point of view and position, sadly he also missed the departure of the posse.

 

[jw5]

what the kind of western movie is that? Go and watch true Grit or the quick and the dead. That is true western.

U not happy with your role isit.......................... :o

Can negotiate want lah.............................

 

[Raiders]

One of the townsfolk who wanted to join the posse was Char_Azn. He was always dressed well, despite his rotund figure. U know, the guy in blue suit who always looks at his timepiece. :o
He wanted to join the posse, but many in the town suspected that he was in cahoots with the bandits. He spent the whole day clarifying and justifying his point of view and position, sadly he also missed the departure of the posse.

Brother, you are another good story teller. Simple, humourous and straight to the point. You forgot about our other few colourful characters, leethabar, SIFU and Tonychat.

 

[streetsmart73]

U must start reading the story from post 94 lah. Town mayor leongsam kenna captured by bandits and his nerdy worker no faith was tasked to select a sheriff and posse to rescue him ............................


Scroobal used to be the main advisor to the mayor, but he retired.
Upon the mayor's capture, he came out of retirement to strategise the rescue of the mayor, amidst objection from some of the townsfolk. :o

One of the townsfolk who wanted to join the posse was Char_Azn. He was always dressed well, despite his rotund figure. U know, the guy in blue suit who always looks at his timepiece. :o
He wanted to join the posse, but many in the town suspected that he was in cahoots with the bandits. He spent the whole day clarifying and justifying his point of view and position, sadly he also missed the departure of the posse.

hi there

1. aiyoh!
2. bro, another spin leh.
3. betterer start another thread: "sammyboytownville"
4. btw, you are damn creative, 5 thumbs up!

 

[zeddy]

Brother, you are another good story teller. Simple, humourous and straight to the point. You forgot about our other few colourful characters, leethabar, SIFU and Tonychat.

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So is this Leetarbar..???

 

[jw5]

Brother, you are another good story teller. Simple, humourous and straight to the point. You forgot about our other few colourful characters, leethabar, SIFU and Tonychat.

One of the townsfolk who hated the bandits to the core was Tonychat.
Many years ago, he had a good friend in the town called sgslut who would talk to him every night. :o
But ever since sgslut left the town, Tonychat had nobody to talk to, hence he would constantly interrupt the townspeoples' conversations with insults and slurs, because he felt the townsfolk should do more to deal with the bandits.

One of the people whose conversations was interrupted was Sifu. He became very angry with Tonychat and would whack him everytime he tried to interrupt a conversation. This got to the point where even when his own conversation was not interrupted, Sifu would go and whack Tonychat when he was being a pest to someone else.
Btw the town mayor leongsam had always suspected that Sifu was in cahoots with the bandits, but nobody else in the town agreed. Of course, Sifu was not too unhappy when the mayor was captured and flatly refused to join the posse, but nstead continued whacking Tonychat.

Leetabar was never going to join the posse. Anybody who knew him knew that.
However he had always had the hots for one of the town's lasses, a girl named miss jes, errr..........., jasmine.
When she turned him down, chaos resulted and there were constant quarrels and fracas everyday.
Subsequently miss jasmine left town and leetabar spent his days talking to himself. :o

 

[streetsmart73]

One of the townsfolk who hated the bandits to the core was Tonychat.
Many years ago, he had a good friend in the town called sgslut who would talk to him every night. :o
But ever since sgslut left the town, Tonychat had nobody to talk to, hence he would constantly interrupt the townspeoples' conversations with insults and slurs, because he felt the townsfolk should do more to deal with the bandits.

One of the people whose conversations was interrupted was Sifu. He became very angry with Tonychat and would whack him everytime he tried to interrupt a conversation. This got to the point where even when his own conversation was not interrupted, Sifu would go and whack Tonychat when he was being a pest to someone else.
Btw the town mayor leongsam had always suspected that Sifu was in cahoots with the bandits, but nobody else in the town agreed. Of course, Sifu was not too unhappy when the mayor was captured and flatly refused to join the posse, but nstead continued whacking Tonychat.

Leetabar was never going to join the posse. Anybody who knew him knew that.
However he had always had the hots for one of the town's lasses, a girl named miss jes, errr..........., jasmine.
When she turned him down, chaos resulted and there were constant quarrels and fracas everyday.
Subsequently miss jasmine left town and leetabar spent his days talking to himself. :o

hi there


1. bro, damn good and funny!
2. we want more.
3. pls carry on.

 

[sirus]

Do we also need some senators and few good men to help us to handle the whole truth and nothing but the truth? he..he..

 

[Raiders]

Subsequently miss jasmine left town and leetabar spent his days talking to himself. :o

LOL, poor uncle bob. He was ok in the old Delphi forum until he messed with the wrong hole. It turned him into an asshole, who was hung out in the cold, as everyone sees him as a foe. Rhyme or not?

 

[jw5]

hi there


1. bro, damn good and funny!
2. we want more.
3. pls carry on.

You must also remind me who else is in the town mah................... :o

Another townsfolk Maximilian Chua-Heng kept changing his mind about joining the posse.
One minute he says he joins, the next he changes his mind.
Some of the townsfolk got fed up with him because he would also say things like "the bandits not so bad leh".............. :o
Finally he made up his mind. The posse was going to leave on Friday night, and MCH decided that he would prefer to visit his lass miss chatiporn.

Jah Rastafar and KNNBCCB were another 2 townsfolk who would have loved to join the posse. However the town was having some problems from another group of people and the 2 went off to fight the injuns................. :o

Wikiphile was another enthusiastic member of the posse.
Being retired from the army, he was a fighting fit machine and totally loyal to the cause. Of course there were some in the town he didn't like, but that didn't stop him from seeing the bigger picture :o
He was the first member of the posse to reach their meeting point, even earlier than volunteer sheriff Singveld. He tried to persuade Singveld to stay but Singveld rode away impatiently.

Windsor didn't join the posse. He was a fairly new member of the town but most people liked him.
He ran the grocery shop in town and he would frequently tell the townsfolk jokes whenever they visited his store.
He was also concerned about finding a replacement for shampoo, so he never sold shampoo in his store.
Some people did consider that Windsor might have come through the town before, but as the townsfolk respected privacy, nobody asked too many questions. :o