ode to the seaman's son...

[cunnilaubu]

The folks has again defended the forsaken dock
Preventing it from being captured by the dogs
Kapitan and his crews continue to watch from afar
At the foolish folks with their celebratory "Huat Ahhhhhh....."

 

[lnchwmn4]

the hardcore voters he tried to woo
change he tell them will come through
upgrade your town and make it cool
and you will all get a sitting loo
but squat they rather over their poo
and gave the finger to Desmond Choo
their votes they cast for you know who
just because he is Thia Kiang's crew
nobody cares if he was true
since he is just there to warm the stool
at least our wives he will not screw
not like the one who quietly flew
so who really is the greatest fool?
it's you who is stuck to this thread like glue
The rear port town remains and stay blue
let's hear a carol from Eric Moo

 

[zhihau]

kapitan had no choice but to pander to the crowd
the actions that he took couldn't make his daddy proud
all was done in vain and couldn't turn the tables round
the dollar ninety nine meal wasn't truly worth the pound

 

[zhihau]

kapitan saw first matey's popularity beginning to sink
when his reply to a 12th grader was: "what do you think?"
never mind if kapitan's papa still look in the pink
folks knew the kapitan's crew is beginning to stink

 

[zhihau]

heard the crew yelling "hey! come on be a sport!"
"buyin' an Olympic medal's better than losing the plot!"
kapitan then wonders what to say at his 8pm slot
to be dressed in hot pink or looking like a hot shot!

 

[jw5]

the crew were worried the heavy ship would sink
second matey did the math and said "there's no link"
don't any of you dare to be an outstanding fink
all first matey would say was "what do you think"

 

[jw5]

all this talk about male underwear
is giving me the jitters to be fair
it's an honest mistake, not that I don't care
that "sink" and "think" were already there :o

 

[zhihau]

"we must change the format" as the kapitan said
three to chiong the front as the plan was carefully laid
wondering just how much was Mak Cik actually paid
for all these years standing as the union's golden maid

 

[LumparChee]

CPIB says Spore is clean as a whistle
Everyone thinks it’s such a dubious title
Surge of cases set to test the Captain's mettle
Public tender system to restructure or to dismantle ?

 

[LumparChee]

“Singapore is one of the least corrupt countries”
That was true then but now a distant memory
Taking from public funds evolved into refined banditry
The fruit of the 60%’s blind, idiotic zealotry

 

[LumparChee]

Kinana - the resident fuckee
Had dick transplant b’cos it’s so weeny
Loves to stir shit, evidence aplenty
Seems to enjoy a good kick in the fanny !

 

[LumparChee]

PRCs call Spore a province of China
Well that to me is quite a phenomena
We’ve scant supply of massage parlour, sauna
and a dearth of sweet vulva, tight vagina

 

[LumparChee]

Siglap, a picturesque town by the sea
Rustic and beautifully haunting, it beckoned me
I sat with my willowy lass on a fallen coconut tree
And sobbed when the beach made way for the ECP

 

[cunnilaubu]

The ship is broken, the mast has fallen
The crew has slacken, the kapitan is indifferent
No longer a place of haven, but living hell in abundant
40% has awoken, 60% still in Slumberland

 

[ZorrorroZ]

With the ship's mast fallen, and the crew rudderless,
The show must go on; with woes nonetheless.
The kapitan and crew now travel o'er land , oh crikey!
On their beautiful new expensive Brompton bikey.

 

[jubilee1919]

The gallant kapitan and his indomitable crew
Sail across turbulent weather and heavy seas
Their sights set on at a far distant shore
Where lie their fortune and wealth galore
Unbeknowest by the crew their leader's treachery
That they are on an ill-fated journey
For what await them the truth will be told
For there will be nought but dross and not gold
Dream your dreams my friend
For tis' your destiny in the end.

 

[wikiphile]

wiki is back in the game,
trying hard to be the same.
Dear Old Kapitan has a speech for us,
let us hope this time said it will be without faux pas.
Now that three more are joining in the fun,
we shall know who has legs for the run.
Mee siam mai hum was so yesterday,
more gaffes for us to laugh at if Kapitan may.

 

[jw5]

the kapitan is worrying what tomorrow will bring
is it something that will cause a huge vote swing
or something minor like the pavement cyclist's ring
how is it that koong is more powderful than ching

 

[jw5]

the kapitan is chomping at the bit
walking on deck he just can't sit
all these peasants want now is just one kid
how to get lawrence and laksaboy to get married

 

[wikiphile]

the kapitan wishes for a crystal ball,
the future ahead is not smooth dandy and all.
Give it a good kick and ye shall notice the rot,
a harder kick will collapse what is real and what is naught.

No merry tidings for the kapitan and crew,
all that they knew and know of is to give hapless peasants a good screw.
What will the father of the kapitan do?
This sounds like a job for Scooby dooby dooooooo