ode to the seaman's son...

[zhihau]

blimey! a tiny pigeon hole for a thousand grand!
slimey! would this new record set the latest trend?!
crikey! kapitan wants more of his pets in Sinkieland!
scarey! guess it's time for us to execute the exit plan!

 

[cunnilaubu]

"Leave no stone unturned", said he
"But put them back thereafter", it shall be
Expect him to just "talk talk" only
There will not be changes "many many"

“But some stones, after we look at them, the original place was quite nice, and we put them back,”

 

[cunnilaubu]

kapitan wants a grand event of cock talk
for each and every sheep who care to engage the dog
but don't expect the holy grail to be dropped
for not all sacred cows can be cropped

He said that it is not an exercise in culling sacred cows

 

[LumparChee]

talk-cock session from peasants’ insistent clamour
openly honest or merely a pretentious endeavour ?
a platform to explain influx of foreign labour ?
facetious and tasteless, I heartily do not concur


http://www.sammyboy.com/showthread.php?126587-National-Conversation-another-talk-cock-exercise!

 

[zhihau]

a conversation meant that ideas flow both ways
he truly values what the peasants offer, kapitan proudly says
the prose and the vibes he sent couldn't get me to sway
me think the time was better spent on eating my tao huey

 

[LumparChee]

assuaging his fear of citizens filled with angst
national conversation he held amongst
Singaporeans, implying he will all 'sayang'
don't be deceived, you know it's just 'wayang'

 

[LumparChee]

seducing aliens to make economy more vibrant
we admit migrants whose ethics are incongruent
with the level of morality we deem sufficient
example is the doctor whose practice is delinquent




http://www.sammyboy.com/showthread....nd-declares-he-was-not-a-subject-of-disciplin

 

[LumparChee]

naively eager to prove your machismo
hoping it’ll be your cash-generating dynamo
capriciously, your savings could be in the inferno
sir, have you been humbled by the casino ?


http://www.sammyboy.com/showthread.php?127126-Are-you-humbled-by-MBS

 

[zhihau]

time has finally come for boss to call it a day
the kapitan's jolly tales would be left to decay
would the sycophants in power finally have their way?
perhaps the merry band would be left with nothing to say

 

[jw5]

it's now come to light that boss was simply having fun
which caused someone to start a thread and jump the gun :o
the tales of the bumbling crew will continue as long as there's sun
where it comes to jibes on them this forum no horse run!!!

 

[zhihau]

humbin ah! this initial scare had left a deep impact
heng ah! the final bastion of free speech will be intact
ho ah! me can keep writing lines that are devoid of intellect
huat ah! then boss can then have more rentals to collect

 

[LumparChee]

custodians of rights to express we self-appoint
dissecting dogmas, theories and counterpoints
be bold and dauntless, no one here to disappoint
except yourself if you only care for reputation points

 

[zhihau]

there are no poor amongst us! kapitan proudly proclaims
welfare isn't an entitlement any blokes can claim
while thousands of foreign talents will join us in this game
perhaps it is the new citizens the gahmen wish to tame

 

[Conqueror]

PAP's Game Of Hide And Seek

No one knows better than PAP,
Playing with words with you and me.
They sought to play hide and seek,
Hence, no one is conveying truthfully.

When the CPF dominos fall,
Everyone will lick the gall.
C'mon citizen ! Is this the way to live ?
No, just let them make the call.

 

[LumparChee]

infiltration of aliens claimed as expediential
the 60% flee into the comforts of denial
rights and dignity while being readied for burial
sold out by rulers bent on being dictatorial

 

[Received_by_Kings]

People are the disease as it's often been said
Regulation is what's needed and more I'm afraid
And as taxes and deaths are but dues to be paid
Their cryings to these truths have all gone but staid!

 

[zhihau]

kapitan has issues with our lack of composure
but folks spoke freely online never fail to censure
folks rather call a spade a spade with precise measure
listen to the sycophants if you wanted pleasure

 

[zhihau]

a hundred million for the mindless serfs should suffice
doesn't really matter how much they had to sacrifice
because kapitan knows these serfs behave just like mice
the serfs would probably lose it all in a game of dice

 

[jw5]

the serfs are working hard like a bumble bee
wondering when they will have a chance to flee
sadly kapitan and his mateys don't seem to see
while their crew are feelin' rich rubbing their hands in glee

 

[chootchiew]

The fog's just lifting. Throw off your bow line; throw off your stern. You head out to South channel, past Rocky Neck, Ten Pound Island. Past Niles Pond where I skated as a kid. Blow your air-horn and throw a wave to the lighthouse keeper's kid on Thatcher Island. Then the birds show up: black backs, herring gulls, big dump ducks. The sun hits ya - head North. Open up to 12 - steamin' now. The guys are busy; you're in charge. Ya know what? You're a goddam swordboat captain! Is there any thing better in the world?