ode to the seaman's son...

[LumparChee]

the kapitan is worrying what tomorrow will bring
is it something that will cause a huge vote swing
or something minor like the pavement cyclist's ring
how is it that koong is more powderful than ching

koong and ching are of the same gang
melodious party tunes both eagerly sang
closing their minds to peasants’ hunger pangs
avarice plain to see when they bear their fangs

 

[jw5]

the kapitan these days is really out of sorts
thinking of silly jokes to get the audience in knots
perhaps all he needs to do is wear polka dots
or at least his papa's self-washed loose running shorts

 

[jw5]

the kapitan's pacing has taken a lull
as he thinks of his audience with a little smile
what a good thing it is that they are so dull
or he'll have no choice but to take out their file

 

[wikiphile]

hum dum dum
the kapitan takes a dump
hum dum dum
one tot of rum
hum dum dum
come get some
hum dum dum
mee siam mai hum

 

[LumparChee]

Political play on ‘Marxist Conspiracy’
Cancelled for fear of the country’s security agency
Wary that truth may fuel ascent of real democracy
Maintain status quo, nothing latent, nothing chancy



http://www.sammyboy.com/showthread....lay-The-Substation-On-28-8-Cancelled-Because-!

 

[jw5]

the kapitan's been wonderin' who should succeed him
someone papa approves and can lead the team
isit handraiser, humbugger or someone really dim
or perhaps someone who can do a good assrim

 

[LumparChee]

ONS can get you sexually transmitted diseases
These are not the same old familiar measles
Don’t be fooled by their clean appearances
You enter raw - pain, blisters and abscesses


http://www.sammyboy.com/showthread.php?125293-Some-get-STIs-after-one-night-stands

 

[LumparChee]

"Dr Chee, a real threat to the PAP"
You’re reciting a mantra or trying to humour me ?
After hollering “Mr Goh, where is all our money !”
A hooligan in the making, lost all credibility


http://www.sammyboy.com/showthread.php?125255-Dr-Chee-a-real-threat-to-PAP-Democratically-Speaking

 

[LumparChee]

An ode to the seaman’s son
Whether merely recited or heartily sung
Mimicry of reality, heaven forbid tales be spun
But to gently rock the boat, if you’ll pardon the pun

 

[wikiphile]

Another day in paradise,
only if you have the dough to buy the all things nice.
Situation normal all fucked up is the way,
action and not words is what will make the seaman sway

 

[zhihau]

often me wondered if this is heaven or hell?
from lambos to beggars in the streets, how could we tell?
whereof the morals with nubile bodies to sell
now flooded with problems and it doesn't bode well

 

[Conqueror]

Courage

Working with the sombre note I play,
Belittling with the imminent death I display,
With courage and love I supply,
Playing with death that I defy.

Acceptable ?

 

[LumparChee]

Re: ode to seaman's son

Making eighteen hundred with six kids to raise
Plausibly irrational if you solemnly appraise
Propaganda apparatus flings confounding haze
Over minds of neophytes to procreate in haste



http://www.sammyboy.com/showthread....-can-have-5-kids-with-another-baby-on-the-way

 

[LumparChee]

A sword and a scale with eyes in blindfold
A symbol of justice, fairness to uphold
But when a person bluffs the man in blue
Legal precedent points to a Woffles Wu







http://www.sammyboy.com/showthread....inst-jail-term-for-providing-false-informatio

 

[zhihau]

a tale of hope, building homes with a heart
kapitan seemed to yearn for a brand new start
in order to succeed, the sycophants must part
else all things turn out to be a resounding fart

 

[cunnilaubu]

kapitan plan to build a new Shangri-la
with both locals and sheep from afar
is this the beginning of a new era?
or will the sheep continue to teh lumpar?

 

[wikiphile]

did not listen or read the kapitan's speech,
sort of figured it is the same old shit.
Motherhood statements made to all,
the family is secure and not yet to fall.

 

[zhihau]

the family is secure and not yet to fall

much left to be desired from all these manure
not sure how much longer can the ship endure
not even sure if kapitan's intentions were pure
when the future kapitan speaks of lacks allure

 

[wikiphile]

when the future kapitan speaks of lacks allure

Le Capitaine sees from clouded eyes,
his merry mates and crew agrees with ayes.
His sinking ship navigating in treacherous water,
Ten tots of rum for everyone when they finally falter

 

[zhihau]

or will the sheep continue to teh lumpar?

sixty odd percent of them are sadomasochists
partly the elderly who like to be held by their wrists
partly the sycophants whom are plain opportunists
remnants are plain morons and that completes the list