ode to the seaman's son...

[zhihau]

Kapitan’s pretty sure this isn’t the death knell.

“We will emerge stronger”, Le Kapitan is certain
GST vouchers are there to help the plebians
Let’s not turn this molehill into a mountain
Lest the loyal crewmen be cast as the villains

 

[zhihau]

Long term effects still unknown- who would be the lemmings?

Are the vaccines fast expiring? Why the sudden haste?
What are the long term vaccine effects? Can we have a taste?
These mRNA vaccines cannot “can use, don’t waste”
Lest the side effects reduce good folks into a paste.

 

[zhihau]

Are the vaccines fast expiring? Why the sudden haste?

Every Tom Dick and Harry must take the jab!
After all, the plebians have to pick the tab.
Doesn’t matter which variant is the new fad,
Can jab! don’t waste before these batches go bad.

 

[Confuseous]

People, take the jab.
Or take the rap.
Regardless jab or rap
We the people are paying for the tab.

 

[zhihau]

Can jab! don’t waste before these batches go bad.

To jab or not to jab, that’s the burning question-
Why are we aiming at hundred percent vaccination?
Sometimes I wonder if that’s the right direction
Chasing a moving target requires moderation

 

[Confuseous]

To jab or not to jab, that’s the burning question-
Why are we aiming at hundred percent vaccination?
Sometimes I wonder if that’s the right direction
Chasing a moving target requires moderation

Boxers claiming to punching above their weight
Do not wait to put on weight
Problems start when boxers of light flyweight
Claim that they are heavy weight

 

[JohnTan]

GST is good for you
Take your vax and rebates
Don't listen to oppies' views
coz they always lie in parliament debates.

 

[jw5]

To jab or not to jab, that’s the burning question-
Why are we aiming at hundred percent vaccination?
Sometimes I wonder if that’s the right direction
Chasing a moving target requires moderation

This is a fucking good rhyme I would have to say
Gives us something to ponder about come what may
While we wallow in darkness, the sunshine brings a ray
That if we think through our options, things may be okay

 

[jw5]

Boxers claiming to punching above their weight
Do not wait to put on weight
Problems start when boxers of light flyweight
Claim that they are heavy weight

The rhyme above is meant for the gongcheebyes in white
Who are cocksure of themselves but clueless to others' plight
It's so true that the boxers in white are not up to the fight
But to rhyme with the same word is also not quite right.

 

[jw5]

GST is good for you
Take your vax and rebates
Don't listen to oppies' views
coz they always lie in parliament debates.

The above is what you would call a different kind of prose
While we search among the thorns sometimes we find a rose
If listening to sycophants too much makes you feel morose
Just tell them to stick their gst right up their own asshoes

 

[zhihau]

Le Kapitan had a chat with O’ man Joe,
trying to demarcate between friends and foes.
A principled man need not put up a show,
sometimes it is better to go with the flow.

 

[zhihau]

Chasing a moving target requires moderation

Let us bid adieu to the safe management measures
Our TT tokens can be turned into some treasures
Our masks can be off, be it for business or pleasure
Just be sure you are not found within some enclosure

 

[zhihau]

Abe was no more.
Le Kapitan is damn stunned,
Madam is real sad.

 

[zhihau]

Madam is real sad.

The sadness is real
Madam gone all poetic
She is still awake

 

[zhihau]

Let us bid adieu to the safe management measures

Why are we chasing boosters when it can’t stop the spread?
Those tum jiak ter nao should read the “Sinkies are fucked” thread.
There are those who‘ve passed who are sole winner of the bread.
These excess deaths are something that we do really dread.

 

[zhihau]

Le Kapitan still got what it takes to make us tick
First matey has been ordered to show us the stick
Even when it’s Valentines, someone’s gotta be the prick
Meanwhile Madam is pleased with the pisang she had picked

 

[zhihau]

tapi peasants pay extra, life is fair as such...

Ten good years and le kapitan’s crew had nothing learnt,
postings on cheap food could easily get them burned.
When would they see what three-seventy could return,
a lowered cost of living is what peasants truly yearn.

 

[zhihau]

chosen to be Captain of papa's old toy

Le Kapitan can finally take a needed rest
He’s truly proud that he had done his personal best
N’vermind if the succession plan had played out in jest
Whoever takes the helm better stand up to the test