All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you. Whatever is eating you - must be suffering horribly or did you gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning ?
Are your parents siblings? you are the first in your family born without a tail and I bet your mother has a loud bark!
There is no vaccine against stupidity.
we all know you have an inferiority complex - and it's fully justified.
ps : You should be the poster child for birth control !!