I am the only person who speaks in English whenever I walk around my neighbourhood

[Ramseth]

Re: I am the only person who speaks in English whenever I walk around my neighbourhoo

Patrick Tse is still a playboy even at 75. Doubt you can outlast him.

True, true, I doubt so even myself. A fraction of his achievements and I'd be contented.

 

[GoldenDragon]

Re: I am the only person who speaks in English whenever I walk around my neighbourhoo

Patrick Tse is still a playboy even at 75. Doubt you can outlast him.

If Patrick Tse wasn't a playboy, he would have upped the lorry at 57. Ah Ram? I have no idea whether he can outlast Patrick. Only Ah Ram knows.

 

[Ramseth]

Re: I am the only person who speaks in English whenever I walk around my neighbourhoo

If Patrick Tse wasn't a playboy, he would have upped the lorry at 57. Ah Ram? I have no idea whether he can outlast Patrick. Only Ah Ram knows.

Of course not. How can I be a match him? I'm just a noob.

 

[drifter]

Re: I am the only person who speaks in English whenever I walk around my neighbourhoo

If Patrick Tse wasn't a playboy, he would have upped the lorry at 57. Ah Ram? I have no idea whether he can outlast Patrick. Only Ah Ram knows.

bro , brother ram is just a wolf ...not yet a playboy ...

 

[NoelVermillion]

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True, true, I doubt so even myself. A fraction of his achievements and I'd be contented.

If you can reach this feat, I will kiss your grave forever.

In 2008, Tse started dating a girl named Coco who is almost 50 years younger than him

He was 72 in 2008.

 

[NoelVermillion]

Re: I am the only person who speaks in English whenever I walk around my neighbourhoo

If Patrick Tse wasn't a playboy, he would have upped the lorry at 57. Ah Ram? I have no idea whether he can outlast Patrick. Only Ah Ram knows.

Now you know the secret to living long. Bonk more.

 

[GoldenDragon]

Re: I am the only person who speaks in English whenever I walk around my neighbourhoo

If you can reach this feat, I will kiss your grave forever.

Bro, graves hard to find today.

 

[Ramseth]

Re: I am the only person who speaks in English whenever I walk around my neighbourhoo

If you can reach this feat, I will kiss your grave forever.



He was 72 in 2008.

If I can live till 72, it'd be a miracle by itself.

 

[NoelVermillion]

Re: I am the only person who speaks in English whenever I walk around my neighbourhoo

Bro, graves hard to find today.

I will kiss his urn or what is left of him.

 

[NoelVermillion]

Re: I am the only person who speaks in English whenever I walk around my neighbourhoo

If I can live till 72, it'd be a miracle by itself.

Start being a playboy and doing more bed exercises.
How do you think the Japanese can live for so long?

 

[GoldenDragon]

Re: I am the only person who speaks in English whenever I walk around my neighbourhoo

If I can live till 72, it'd be a miracle by itself.

Never underestimate yourself. You could live beyond 90. For me, 75 enough liao. After that, health problems sure jialak jialak - pay back time for lifestyle.

 

[kukubird58]

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I don't want to sound boastful or arrogant again, but I do switch between English and Singlish depending on the occasion and audience. Both are equally useful and if I may say so myself, I'm quite a bachelor of both, some may say master. In fact, I can speak both PRC and ROC standard Mandarin Chinese too, but these are not useful in Singapore. :(

hahaha...ah Ram, u know so many languages.......but don't think u know bird language.

 

[marcelos46]

Re: I am the only person who speaks in English whenever I walk around my neighbourhoo

Malay is the native language here and all the laws here beside being written in English, has to be written in Malay.

You don't have to know what language your own country's constitution is written in, you just have to queue up at the 4d shop every Wednesday.

The Parliament may debate laws in all four languages, but when finalised, laws are written in English only, unlike in Malaysia where laws are written in both Malay and English.

Exactly. Wow, someone with a brain!

When out with friends, assuming they have some, they will never pay for their meals or drinks. They drink beer at kpts and will try and get fresh with the auntie beer promoters. Sometimes, they will ask that poor auntie to 'blanjah'.

For sure they will dress smartly and behave like an elite. They will seize any opportunity to criticise another for bad English, spending more money than themselves, having meimeis beside us etc. In a capsule, inferiority complex.

If I invert everything you write, it all makes sense. That is how sad your world is Chinaman.

Everything you think is right is wrong, while everything you think is wrong is right. I have noticed that people like you are always like that. That is how bankrupt you are morally and intellectually.

I have never seen an educated English speaking man trying to take advantage of beer "aunties". We don't even drink at the hawker centre. We can't even communicate with the China beer ladies.

The only ones who drink beer at the hawker centres are paupers and lowly educated trash like yourself - mostly dialect/Mandarin speaking. The only ones who will want to flirt and take advantage of the beer ladies are people like you.

People like you are thoroughly pathetic to the core. You are behave like animals. People like you would swing your fists at anyone for just about anything because you are a gangster who don't mind going to jail. Your lives are worthless.

And people like me don't even dress smartly. We dress casually. Only the lowly educated trash like you think that the clothes make the men. I always see people like you wearing your rolex watches, business shirts, business pants sitting at the coffeeshop or pub trying to impress yet another illiterate hooker or beer lady.

To people like me, once you open your mouth, we all know you have not passed your O levels, have zero common sense, and have zero money in your bank account. So we quickly walk away lest you suddenly swing your fist at us like that mad dog you are.

The gangsters in prison are all dialect/Mandarin speaking as well. I have never seen a gangster who speaks English natively. These gangsters need a translator just to speak in court because the courts only accept English. They can't even read their own bills.

Have a dose of reality, I heard it helps prevent strokes, old man.

Working language in SG is English because that is a common language for all races as well as the most internationally used language of communication. But English is not culturally indigent to SG. Its use has to be cultivated and nurtured by whoever is the Government.

What in the world is "culturally indigent"?

Singapore was a British crown colony for over two hundred years. English is also the language Singaporeans are educated entirely in, the language their laws are written in. If English is not the native language what is? Hokkien? LOL.

Now this troll takes English as our native language and expects everyone including the poor old hawker uncles & aunties to speak in the same lingo & vocabulary. How unrealistic is that?

In the 1st place many of them don't have the opportunity or financial ability to experience the kind of education necessary.

Since even you admit that English is the working language, shouldn't hawker trash speak enough English to take a simple order?

But I agree that it is very unrealistic for hawker trash to understand "lemon tea" and "chicken rice takeaway". Taking a simple order in English is way beyond the grasp of these amoebas who are not even literate to a K1 level.

No, the reason is not because they do not have the finances but because they are useless illiterate gangster hawker trash. They will learn any new Mandarin dialect in a week, even Malay but just not a simple sentence in English. Being literate is against their "principles" and culture. Their life goals are to be as obscene, useless, miserable and nonsensical as possible.

And they will complain about everything except themselves. They will blame their poverty on everyone - the govt, their friends, their family - but themselves. So they trot the streets collecting cardboard boxes and bark at people like mad dogs.

Since that guy feels it a royal pain in the rectum to speak anything other than his English, he can feel free to migrate to another country where English is genuinely the native language. Over THERE, I bet you all my life savings the native people will LAUGH at his Asian accent and say he is speaking a 2nd rate English. THEN this troll will learn the real value of the kind of English he is truly speaking and which he is currently so proud of.

Typical nonsense from a spineless amoeba. You are so weak and insecure that you are afraid of someone laughing at your accent.

I certainly don't write second rate English like you do. But if you spoke to me, I would probably laugh at you as well. I cringe whenever I hear most Singaporeans speak in English. There is this desire to get out of hearing distance as soon as possible because it is so unbearable.

As for taking the piss at accents, even Tony Blair who speaks with a cut glass accent gets laughed at. The American school kids laugh at Julia Gilard's accent and ask her if she speaks English. The British laugh at the Americans' heavily rhotic accent. The Bajans laugh at the Jamaicans, the Australians laugh at the Kiwis' "fush and chups".

I guess tomorrow if a Beijinger laughs at your accent you would curl up, cry, hug your pooh bear to sleep and stop speaking Mandarin as well. You will run out of languages to speak very fast amoeba.

I have lived in the UK for years; been to NZ, AUS and the Caribbean; and no one has ever laughed at my accent before. So how do you intend to transfer your life savings over?

Oh I forgot, you were just boasting like all Chinamen like to do. Lying and boasting are your favourite pastime.

 

[GoldenDragon]

Re: I am the only person who speaks in English whenever I walk around my neighbourhoo

I have lived in the UK for years; been to NZ, AUS and the Caribbean; and no one has ever laughed at my accent before.

Wow, very impressive indeed. What were you doing in the UK for years? Collecting garbage to decorate your room? Or pimping yourself? Polishing shoes in the streets of London?

Ok, so you have been to the UK. Big deal, eh?

You too revealed countries like NZ, Australia and the Caribbean. Am I to be impressed with such travels?

Any idea why no one has ever laughed at your accent before? Think. Thinking is not difficult if you are objective. A little intelligence is needed though.

I am certain no one laughed at you for several reasons. Firstly, no one cared about you. You are ugly, useless, bankrupt, stingy, bad mannered etc. Understand, Marcelos?

Secondly, if no one understood your English, can they criticise your accent? I am afraid not.

Finally, they could have mistaken you as a refugee, criminal, homeless chap, person of unsound mind etc. Most locals ignore people in these categories. I am certain you fall into at least 2 of these.

To make you realise you are a nobody when it comes to travelling, let me tell you where I have been to - countries and cities. I will try my best to recall all but am sure it is not possible coz I have been to many places you can only dream of. Countries and cities include:

Canada - Vancouver, Victoria, Calgary, Edmonton, Regina, Saskatchewan, Winnipeg, Brandon, Toronto, Montreal, Quebec City, Halifax.

USA - from Boston to Key Largo (entire East Coast which includes NY and Washington), SF, LA, LV, Minneapolis, North and South Dakota, Hawaii.

Australia - Perth, Sydney, Canberra, Melbourne, Tasmania.

NZ - Auckland, Wellington, Dunedin, Christchurch, Rotorua, Taranga.

Europe : London, Paris, Barcelona, Madrid, Frankfurt, Amsterdam, Malmo, Copenhagen.

Asia - Malaysia, Indonesia, Thailand, Vietnam, Cambodia, Japan, S Korea, Brunei, China, Taiwan.

Btw, some cities were visited more than just once.

Marcelos, you realise something? You are a NOBODY.

Do continue to contribute and thanks for the entertainment provided.

 

[potato29]

Re: I am the only person who speaks in English whenever I walk around my neighbourhoo

Exactly. Wow, someone with a brain!

wow, u don't have a brain?
this explains the garbage u have been spewing.

 

[drifter]

Re: I am the only person who speaks in English whenever I walk around my neighbourhoo

Wow, very impressive indeed. What were you doing in the UK for years? Collecting garbage to decorate your room? Or pimping yourself? Polishing shoes in the streets of London?

Ok, so you have been to the UK. Big deal, eh?

You too revealed countries like NZ, Australia and the Caribbean. Am I to be impressed with such travels?

Any idea why no one has ever laughed at your accent before? Think. Thinking is not difficult if you are objective. A little intelligence is needed though.

I am certain no one laughed at you for several reasons. Firstly, no one cared about you. You are ugly, useless, bankrupt, stingy, bad mannered etc. Understand, Marcelos?

Secondly, if no one understood your English, can they criticise your accent? I am afraid not.

Finally, they could have mistaken you as a refugee, criminal, homeless chap, person of unsound mind etc. Most locals ignore people in these categories. I am certain you fall into at least 2 of these.

To make you realise you are a nobody when it comes to travelling, let me tell you where I have been to - countries and cities. I will try my best to recall all but am sure it is not possible coz I have been to many places you can only dream of. Countries and cities include:

Canada - Vancouver, Victoria, Calgary, Edmonton, Regina, Saskatchewan, Winnipeg, Brandon, Toronto, Montreal, Quebec City, Halifax.

USA - from Boston to Key Largo (entire East Coast which includes NY and Washington), SF, LA, LV, Minneapolis, North and South Dakota, Hawaii.

Australia - Perth, Sydney, Canberra, Melbourne, Tasmania.

NZ - Auckland, Wellington, Dunedin, Christchurch, Rotorua, Taranga.

Europe : London, Paris, Barcelona, Madrid, Frankfurt, Amsterdam, Malmo, Copenhagen.

Asia - Malaysia, Indonesia, Thailand, Vietnam, Cambodia, Japan, S Korea, Brunei, China, Taiwan.

Btw, some cities were visited more than just once.

Marcelos, you realise something? You are a NOBODY.

Do continue to contribute and thanks for the entertainment provided.

I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than he is.
All of his ancestors must number in the millions , it's hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing him. Any similarity between him and a human is purely coincidental ! I've seen people like him, but I had to pay admission! or maybe his parents are siblings?



PS : Is he always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
let him keep talking, someday he will say something intelligent!

 

[potato29]

Re: I am the only person who speaks in English whenever I walk around my neighbourhoo

I have lived in the UK for years; been to NZ, AUS and the Caribbean; and no one has ever laughed at my accent before.

they are just being polite.
oops!!!, u do not have a brain.

 

[middaydog]

Re: I am the only person who speaks in English whenever I walk around my neighbourhoo

someday he will say something intelligent!

not happy with mehmeh

sound too Oriental

 

[middaydog]

Re: I am the only person who speaks in English whenever I walk around my neighbourhoo

As for taking the piss at accents, even Tony Blair who speaks with a cut glass accent gets laughed at.

Oh I forgot, you were just boasting like all Chinamen like to do. Lying and boasting are your favourite pastime.

No, I not lying and boating _



but who is Tony Blair ?

 

[marcelos46]

Re: I am the only person who speaks in English whenever I walk around my neighbourhoo

Wow, very impressive indeed. What were you doing in the UK for years? Collecting garbage to decorate your room? Or pimping yourself? Polishing shoes in the streets of London?

Rude and uncouth. A typical Chinaman behaviour.

You too revealed countries like NZ, Australia and the Caribbean. Am I to be impressed with such travels?

It is your prerogative.

Secondly, if no one understood your English, can they criticise your accent? I am afraid not.

Lying and providing wrong information as usual. Another typical Chinaman behaviour.

People normally criticise your accent when they can't understand you. If they understand you, then they would not criticise your accent as it is a non-issue.

You should have a lot of experience with people not understanding what the heck you are saying, you should at least know this very well.

You are ugly, useless, bankrupt, stingy, bad mannered etc. Understand, Marcelos?

Always wrong, yet another typical Chinaman behaviour.

I am not an old, useless, bankrupt, stingy, bad mannered (sic), vampire. You are.

Given your status, you should be glad I even reply to you. I am just trying to shine some light into your miserable life. Hopefully before you die of stroke, you would be reformed into a useful non obscene contributing member of society.

wow, u don't have a brain?
this explains the garbage u have been spewing.

Another illiterate donkey who cannot comprehend simple English. Mehhhh Mehhh. Get it?

they are just being polite.
oops!!!, u do not have a brain.

You should never apply what happened to you to everyone else. Unlike you, many of us have finished primary school and are not Chinese speaking illiterates who have trouble speaking English to a 5 year old's level. The way people like you speak makes me cringe. I have heard fire alarms that sounded better than people like you.

People like me who attended good schools and grew up in English speaking families normally speak well, with a clear upper class accent approximating RP. We are easily understood all over the world. People find our accents pleasant. On the other hand, people like you, cannot even command Primary school grammar.

That is why we are trying to save you poor souls and help you be understood by telling you to at least be literate to a 5 year old's level.

I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than he is. Any similarity between him and a human is purely coincidental

You have applied your criticisms at the wrong person.

You should apply your criticism to those who are lowly educated, Chinese speaking, unskilled, impoverished mentally and financially, illiterate, hang out at hawker centres, flirt with beer ladies, yell at people like mad dogs, cheat, lie, spit all over the floor like dogs, swing their fists at any minor annoyances, call prostitutes behind their wives' backs, boast, speak loudly, rude, smoke heavily, drink heavily, buy 4d every week, have no morals and etc.

Hope that helps.