FUCK!
Today public holiday my company HR called up and informed me that I will be retrenched ad they downsizing my department by half in light of poor economic conditions.
In a few years time, you'll realise that this was the best day of your life!
You are now free from the shackles imposed upon you by lesser mortals.
As a top salesman, why waste your talents selling stuff on behalf of some other idiot in exchange for a measly commission. You can now work for yourself and earn an outright profit for each product/service that you sell FOR YOURSELF! Top salespeople have the ability to sell snow to the Eskimos so your success is more or less assured!Even though volume has dropped I am still one of the top salesmen and I am retrenched?
This is the first glorious day of the rest of your life. Milk the moment. Opportunities like this don't come about very often. :p