I already did.Actually what you really like is to control people because you are insecure that they don't love you or that they'll leave you.
You also like talking to yourself under various guises, using various voices.
Just keep telling yourself that you are a simple guy. Telling lies and loving WL is just the tip of the iceberg. But I suppose it's too difficult to face yourself soberly and hence the need to hide behind all the guises?
You are a truly sad person and I no longer feel sorry for you.
Before you come up with some smart aleck reply, give yourself that tight slap you truly deserve.
Then have all the fun you want in Geylang.
Why are you so hostile?
Facing some crisis in your life?