Dummy's Guide To Getting A PRC Wife

[Scrooball (clone)]

That's simple.

Do you have a BIG, nice piece of quality 'toilet paper' made in UK or US of A?

If not, then forget even aout even flipping to the first page of the guide to getting a SG as wife! LOL

Note : Some fucked up Aussie paper do not count a shit thing as only ex-pimps, go there to further their education!

How about a Masters from Aussie uni?

 

[soIsee]

How about a Masters from Aussie uni?

You can't read my post clearly, is it?

I did type 'not some fucked up Aussie paper', didn't I?

So what difference if the Aussie paper is Permanent Head Damage ( PhD) or Mastabation ( Master)?

You must be living in the past.

Now the Sinkie gals are VERY VERY demanding cos they would not want to hook up with a guy, who got to queue up to buy DBSS or HDB pigeon hole anymore, which of course in reality is really impossible to find except in their dream and that is why they are left on the shelf or have to look West ( not cheap Aussie types) to get their dream guy!

 

[yinyang]

Why only PRC wife? I think dealing with all women is the same treatment regardless of nationality.....
I would like to add another point.
7. Sense of humour
laugh at oneself from time to time.

Yo, guide is interchangeable and cuts across nationalities (even if you are nuts to get wifey from Mumbai):p. Maturity is being able to laugh at mirror image

come up with a "How to choose a good PRC wife"

Was wondering why you need a sequel (when you already have this idiot proof guide). Then it hit me, it's no guarantee for quality part. Hmmm, you maybe onto something good here

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

I know of a joke book that will sure make PRC gals laugh....

 

[Narong Wongwan]

8. Generosity

not the financial kind but that helps too.
rather generosity with feelings, helpfulness, forgiving etc....

 

[salmon]

bro raiders, why didn't u marry a prc chick since u obviously enjoy their company very much?

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

bro raiders, why didn't u marry a prc chick since u obviously enjoy their company very much?

Same reason why pet lovers don't become vets

 

[erection2015]

he married a chick who hails slightly south of PRC territory

bro raiders, why didn't u marry a prc chick since u obviously enjoy their company very much?

 

[Raiders]

bro raiders, why didn't u marry a prc chick since u obviously enjoy their company very much?

I managed to find my wife first. I was reluctant to reply you because any mentioning of my wife would send the resident AWARE spokesperson Mr. Screwball(Clone) into squirting mode and starts spraying his cum on me

 

[jw5]

Ok, thats all for now folks. If the response is good, I'll come up with a "How to choose a good PRC wife" next

I was hoping for a "Guide to getting a dummy prc wife", i.e. not cunning type. :o

 

[erection2015]

not many exist bro

I was hoping for a "Guide to getting a dummy prc wife", i.e. not cunning type. :o

 

[me005]

Bro, growing up in an English speaking family, my Mandarin very jialat one leh.. Not ashamed to declare in this forum that I flunked my O level Chinese paper..:o :p :o How to land a PRC GF like that?

money talk, or if you are a super lover, than body talk

 

[yinyang]

not many exist

"Guide to getting a dummy prc wife", i.e. not cunning type

Reputation precedes their kind. As many who lost their trousers (and more) can attest:p

 

[singveld]

WTF want a spider spirit as a wife. I would not touch them with a ten foot pole. My advice is to stay away from PRC gals.

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

WTF want a spider spirit as a wife. I would not touch them with a ten foot pole. My advice is to stay away from PRC gals.

Wise words indeed.

 

[erection2015]

i am down to my underwear and last few coins

Reputation precedes their kind. As many who lost their trousers (and more) can attest:p

 

[streetsmart73]

great stuff bro...i go try soonest. Hope to get an milf at least.

hi there


1. aiyoh!
2. no offence, prc materials do not justify so much effort hoh!
3. my take/style: one liner: "how much?"
4. not like hooking up some princess or what!

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

hi there


1. aiyoh!
2. no offence, prc materials do not justify so much effort hoh!
3. my take/style: one liner: "how much?"
4. not like hooking up some princess or what!

1. Very streetsmart indeed
2. Why need tips?
3. Just show the bucks
4. And they will give u the fucks

 

[erection2015]

how much means what bro ?....i pay them or they pay me ?

hi there


2. no offence, prc materials do not justify so much effort hoh!
3. my take/style: one liner: "how much?"
!

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

how much means what bro ?....i pay them or they pay me ?

If they pay u, u better check whether they have something thick and long underneath