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Dummy's Guide To Getting A PRC Wife

Raiders

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Don't be jealous of Besotted anymore. Follow this guide and soon, you can get a u-la-la hot and spicy PRC wife :biggrin:

1. Know your limits

If your skills is not good to be playing in the EPL, perhaps you can consider plying your trade in the Scottish Premier League. The same goes for choosing a girl. I will never go after after a girl that is out of my league. Even if I can sucessfully woo her, the marriage life would be painful.

An example of a girl I will choose

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2. Be presentable, online and in real life

I am handsome. In fact, I am quite short and with a little tummy. But I carry myelf well. My hair is short and neat, my fingernails are trimmed. Many men do not know that 90% of women looked at a man's fingernail during their dates. I have seen men with such long and dirty nails that even as a man, I find it disgusing. And no, long nails on the little finger is not cool. You are not Phua Chu Kang. Brush your teeth before any dates. No woman would want to kiss a mouth that smells like a toilet bowl. I always have a tube of tootpaste and tootbrush in my working bag.

An example of a failed online profile picture.

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3. Be knowledgeable

You don't have to be a PHD to have a good general knowledge. I have seen men with general knowledge so disastrous that I simply had to walk away. Any more minute of standing there to continue the convesation would only result in myself banging my head against the wall. Women loves men who can answer their 1001 daily questions. Add in a touch of humour and you'll score brilliantly.

4. Good manners count

I am a very fast eater in the sense that I practically gooble down my food AND I love to use 10 of my fingers to handle my food. But when it comes to dating, I eat like Prince William. One PRC chick even commented that I look so gentle when I dine with her. Thats the trick. As long as I score at the dining table, she is not going to care how I will savour her abalone later :biggrin: This is also the time when good knowledge comes in useful. PRC chicks love men who can cook. My knowledge of food and ingredient is fairly good and many PRC chicks thought that I am a great chef. Even Alamaking once said to me, "You also know how to cook right?" I was thinking in my head then, "Yeah, using my mouth only :biggrin:"

5. Don't be a cheapo

You don't have to choose expensive restaurants nor get expensive flowers. The word is decency. I have seen men buying flowers like this for their girls and I can only shake my head.

Bad example

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Raider's minimum standard

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6. Be a good prospect

Those PRC chicks who really wanted to settle down with you would not mind that you have nothing now. In fact, all girls are like that. If you are not a blue chips (how many of us are?) then at least be a stock that has good prospects. Give them the impression that you are ambitious and hardworking.



Ok, thats all for now folks. If the response is good, I'll come up with a "How to choose a good PRC wife" next :biggrin:
 
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Fishypie

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Bro, me Logging in just to repLy to this post.WeLL done ! !..:biggrin:..niceLy scripted.
 

Raiders

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great stuff bro...i go try soonest. Hope to get an milf at least.

I have 2 on hand now. One PR nurse working in KTPH, but I had makaned her, so not nice to give to you. Better leave for AK. Another one is a childcare teacher. Have not met her but kept asking me to treat her dinner. You want? :biggrin:
 

youtalkcock

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Don't be jealous of Besotted anymore. Follow this guide and soon, you can get a u-la-la hot and spicy PRC wife :biggrin:

Wayang on dates only no use because all the true colors of your date and yourself will show should u both ended up tying the knot. :biggrin:

When i dated local girls who are single, already attached and engaged, they commented why i never fart or burp at all unlike their boyfriends. Seeing each other everyday, living together are altogether different. :biggrin:
 

Narong Wongwan

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Why only PRC wife?
I think dealing with all women is the same treatment regardless of nationality.....

I would like to add another point.

7. Sense of humour

Not behave like bozo the clown or OTT Jim Carrey impersonator but the ability to crack jokes to break the ice/tension and laugh at oneself from time to time.
 

erection2015

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its ok bro...let me develop my own skills :smile:...better i learn to fish

I have 2 on hand now. One PR nurse working in KTPH, but I had makaned her, so not nice to give to you. Better leave for AK. Another one is a childcare teacher. Have not met her but kept asking me to treat her dinner. You want? :biggrin:
 

Raiders

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Wayang on dates only no use because all the true colors of your date and yourself will show should u both ended up tying the knot. :biggrin:


Thats why it is a guide to get a PRC wife and not a guide to "be happily married with a PRC chick" :biggrin:
 

Rogue Trader

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Bro thanks but it's quite general leh.. got any more "PRC specific" tips boh?

Or better, can give region specific pointers? Like Sichuan girl likes xxxxx, Shangdong girl likes yyyyy, Shanghai girl likes zzzzzz??

Kam siah
 

Narong Wongwan

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When i dated local girls who are single, already attached and engaged, they commented why i never fart or burp at all unlike their boyfriends. Seeing each other everyday, living together are altogether different. :biggrin:
My experience is after done the deal can reveal 'true self' bit by bit.......start by taking her home let her see how you live she will get an idea of your habits.
 

Raiders

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Why only PRC wife?
I think dealing with all women is the same treatment regardless of nationality.....

I would like to add another point.

7. Sense of humour

Not behave like bozo the clown or OTT Jim Carrey impersonator but the ability to crack jokes to break the ice/tension and laugh at oneself from time to time.

Yeah, but only intelligent humour and know where and when to stop. I have seen guys cracking jokes and the girls were pissed off and it showed on their face but the guy just went on and on...
 

youtalkcock

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Thats why it is a guide to get a PRC wife and not a guide to "be happily married with a PRC chick" :biggrin:

Forget about getting PRC wives. They are not much different from local girls. It's your bank account that matters to them. During CNY, your ang pows to your in laws must be big and generous because they will complain online which they did. :eek:
 
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Raiders

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My experience is after done the deal can reveal 'true self' bit by bit.......start by taking her home let her see how you live she will get an idea of your habits.

Its the same everywhere and to anyone. I have never heard my wife farted before while dating or cohabiting. But after marriage, she farts louder and longer than me :o
 

Raiders

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Forget about getting PRC wives. They are not much different from local girls. It's your bank account that matters to them. During CNY, your ang pows to your in laws must be big and generous because they will complain online which they did. :biggrin:

Because I saw Besotted always praising his Sichuan Uh-la-la wife and I want our good brothers here to have one also :biggrin:
 

Narong Wongwan

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Its the same everywhere and to anyone. I have never heard my wife farted before while dating or cohabiting. But after marriage, she farts louder and longer than me :o
you be surprise some couples still shy to fart after they been together......i believe when both are comfortable to do farting and see each other peeing in the toilets etc then the relationship is on a good footing.
 

toolanliao

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yeah, i told a tiong bu that i will be jobless soon so i will have lots of time for her. after that, i cannot get through her mobile phone. hehehe..
 
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