What was the most stupid question you have been asked in job interviews?

[po2wq]

For me, it was one interview that happened 30 over years ago ...

u beef noodle seller oso nid 2 go 4 interview 1 meh? ...

tot ze interviewer shud haf asked u ... u got put horse meat in ur beef? ...

 

[greenies]

If you answered the first 2 questions with a name in that same company, chances are you will not likely get the job.

No manager will want a subordinate that knows someone higher up in same company unless this manager is an expert in the relationship game!

Ha ha...
Please see thread #37.
Good answer to the questions...

 

[Equalisation]

Another interview I had which I remembered was when the interviewer who had twin turbos asked me whether I have sex frequently. I replied to her whilst looking at her half exposed boobs, " Yes. In fact I just squirted" !

 

[greenies]

he's right. it's true. the oxygen content in my room if windows and door are closed and sealed is lower than in open air. there's a slight proportionate increase in carbon dioxide and methane as i love to eat cabbage like tony and fart frequently. :p

if you ask buikia and sadplumpgal, their room that they share has a lot more methane than the average cow barn.

Yes, yes... Very right.
Carbon dioxide and methane, our inherent chemicals make oxygen level lowered.

 

[streetsmart73]

"how can i help you"


hi there


1. aiyoh!
2. there was an interviewer who literally asked me that.
3. looking pointblank into its eyes.
4. it was not even prepared doing the interview

 

[chootchiew]

EH I find most interview questions are stupid..the most stupid being :
1) what is your strength and weakess
2) what you see yourself in 5 yrs..

I can say until dragon with wind..end of day you have to hire me to find out what..

Interview is like finding gf bf ..is the feel that counts ma teo bo. 5 yrs later how the hell how am I going to know what happen. Then u better ask me next wk 4d open what number better.

 

[Bigfuck]

Relax the HR is the most lobo in the company. They are not qualified for anything.

 

[Sinkie]

you didn't say you got that job or not?

Yes, I got hooked up with the receptionist later.

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

"how can i help you"


hi there


1. aiyoh!
2. there was an interviewer who literally asked me that.
3. looking pointblank into its eyes.
4. it was not even prepared doing the interview

hi there



1. what kind of joke is that?
2. what position you applied for?
3. crew at mcdonalds si bo?

 

[streetsmart73]

hi there



1. what kind of joke is that?
2. what position you applied for?
3. crew at mcdonalds si bo?

hi there


1. bro, not mac hoh.
2. but some local joint mah.

 

[Asterix]

"how can i help you"

Answer: By giving me a job as [insert title here]. I will belanjar you kopi after this.

But seriously, this question should be asked by a receptionist.

Kena twice oredi, discourteous Sinkie receptionist neber ask zis question after missing-in-action from the front desk for a few minutes. Twit receptionist returned and immediately asked "YES?". Was waiting for more words to come out of her golden mouth, but nothing, don't know how to smile also.

One was a private bank, the other was a large law firm. Both occasions, went to see a friend and dressed smartly 'tho no tie, Sinkieland too hot for that lah!