Chitchat What did you do during your NS

[Sikodolaukazzz]

90% of the time we sit around doing nothing wait for instructions.
When the instructions come, we argue back all the nonsensical things that may go wrong.
Messenger of the instructions go back to clarify with higher ups.
Then we wait again.
Round and round it went.
NS could actually be cut short to 6 months.

Another thing I leemember was area cleaning.
KNN when nothing to do the order come down "all do area cleaning"
lol

 

[Sikodolaukazzz]

Let me guess. You lucky bitch are not from Charlie or Bravo company.

KNN not easy to be a Keng King of the Keng Kings.
You need a special talent to be a Keng King of the Keng Kings.
lol

 

[Loofydralb]

Another thing I leemember was area cleaning.
KNN when nothing to do the order come down "all do area cleaning"
lol

I don't remember doing area cleaning. You gotta creative with your Keng excuses.
If all else don't work, just bochap. Your commanders will threaten everybody if job not done.
There are plenty of idiots who will give in to the threats and get the job done while you wait and do nothing.

 

[Sikodolaukazzz]

I don't remember doing area cleaning. You gotta creative with your Keng excuses.
If all else don't work, just bochap. Your commanders will threaten everybody if job not done.
There are plenty of idiots who will give in to the threats and get the job done while you wait and do nothing.

That time we on course mah.
Have to do area cleaning.

 

[Loofydralb]

That time we on course mah.
Have to do area cleaning.

Best time to Keng is when you're on course. Everybody is not familiar to each other.
You play into their kiasi attitude. There's plenty of that in SG.

 

[k1976]

Moi was a storeman officially, supposedly 830-530pm. But my Big Boss always tio arrow for Special Projects, end as a Project Clerk in Formation HQ on 996 basis for these classified Projects...

Only good thing ish My Big Boss organise Office Lunch for all Regulars and NSF regularly, so always got good stuff to eat, and get to go site survey and learn the audit procedures.

 

[batman1]

Moi was a storeman officially, supposedly 830-530pm. But my Big Boss always tio arrow for Special Projects, end as a Project Clerk in Formation HQ on 996 basis for these classified Projects...

Only good thing ish My Big Boss organise Office Lunch for all Regulars and NSF regularly, so always got good stuff to eat, and get to go site survey and learn the audit procedures.

Always heard this mantra : Boh keng buay chut peng !!!!!!!!

 

[batman1]

I always say the best test for NS is to make it voluntary and see how many fuckers will sign up for the 2 years conscription for the sake of his cuntry

If u propose to do tbis test for ns,a lot of generals will be jobless.555

 

[jw5]

I counted down the days towards ORD.

 

[GOD IS MY DOG]

KNNB how did you spend your 2 - 2.5 years in NS.
Were you on the ball want to fight and die for Singapore, a spy for the platoon commander or maybe a gangster and kena charge a few times or Chao Beng or a Keng King.

Well, I was a Keng King of the Keng Kings.
lol

i spent................. SIX......................yes............SIX.................years.......................in the Police................

 

[Sikodolaukazzz]

i spent................. SIX......................yes............SIX.................years.......................in the Police................

How, Sinkapore then and now got gangsters or not.
they got show number or not.
In my village by Lake Victoria, Uganda there are no gangsters
Only women gangster who are fighting over men
lol

 

[Sikodolaukazzz]

NSmen nowadays
All heavyweight champions
And yes my maid does all my work for me.
lol

 

[Sikodolaukazzz]

Singapore girls will beat the shit out of the Singapore Nsmen
lol


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[blackmore]

to be honest during my time in the 80s, it was funny knowing sinkees from all walks of life, fishmonger's son, labourer's son, hawker's son, all the idiotic ah bengs....
back then spore was mainly for sinkees, you hardly see any amdk in the streets, much less any tiong or ah neh.......those were the good old days

Those idiotic Ah Beng has amazing EQ that even a scholars don't have; must be our educational system screwed us somewhere

 

[red amoeba]

I chow Keng but unit that time sibeh ulu. Every time find excuse go dispatch office talk to chief clerk who is a lau chio. But actual is to beo S3 who is quite chio. I mean trapped in an army camp you find that standard ok. Once get back pink IC you will puke.

 

[Papsmearer]

My vocation is a secret, and I was put into a classified unit.

Why classified? Because the whole point of NS training is to prepare for war (i.e. we attack first, not we wait for them to attack and we defend) against a certain imaginary enemy which I shall not name here. All the military ops and tactics are based on this.

Hahahhaha. Talk cock lah. U think stinkapore so big shit got imagery secret enemy meh? Only the paranoia of the old fart, driven by the jews, create all these imaginary enemy. BTW, I was in armour, and in the Brigade and Battalion level, got this classified book of all the potential enemy armour we can face as well as their specs. Guess what? All these enemy armour belong to only one imaginary enemy country. No points for guessing that your potential enemy is the same as my unit's. Only later on, after I sign on then I realize this potential enemy not even interested to waste one bullet on us. They can bring us to our knees without firing a single shot.

 

[Papsmearer]

Those idiotic Ah Beng has amazing EQ that even a scholars don't have; must be our educational system screwed us somewhere

My gunners and drivers were all ah beng. Being armour units, we have no mats. These fuckers could do things with a tank that were not in the manual. They seem to have an innate sense of mechanical things. My gunner could clean the breech block on our main gun without removing it from the breech. Amazing. My driver could do intermediate gassing and shifting the manual transmission so smooth, u couldn't feel the jerk. And this is from a tank with no syncromesh.

 

[laksaboy]

Hahahhaha. Talk cock lah. U think stinkapore so big shit got imagery secret enemy meh? Only the paranoia of the old fart, driven by the jews, create all these imaginary enemy. BTW, I was in armour, and in the Brigade and Battalion level, got this classified book of all the potential enemy armour we can face as well as their specs. Guess what? All these enemy armour belong to only one imaginary enemy country. No points for guessing that your potential enemy is the same as my unit's. Only later on, after I sign on then I realize this potential enemy not even interested to waste one bullet on us. They can bring us to our knees without firing a single shot.

Nope. All you chiongsua grunts do not get the full picture. What we do in military exercises isn't like your typical infantry or armour.

My unit literally does not exist on the official records. We were told that if asked by others what you did in NS, just state that you are [this vocation] attached to [this camp].

I believe you know the identity of this 'imaginary enemy country'. But if Sinkieland were to attack this country first, what is the most effective way to do it? Hint: not with your typical infantry and armour.

NS is still a waste of time. But what I had seen was truly an eye opener.

 

[Papsmearer]

Nope. All you chiongsua grunts do not get the full picture. What we do in military exercises isn't like your typical infantry or armour.

My unit literally does not exist on the official records. We were told that if asked by others what you did in NS, just state that you are [this vocation] attached to [this camp].

I believe you know the identity of this 'imaginary enemy country'. But if Sinkieland were to attack this country first, what is the most effective way to do it? Hint: not with your typical infantry and armour.

NS is still a waste of time. But what I had seen was truly an eye opener.

It's not an eye opener. It's a big joke. We also had detailed plans to attack this country first. Where to stop. What route to take. etc. We have an entire ORBAT for this, and timeline. At that time, it was like big fuck top secret deal, like u are mentioning now. It was just to impress gullible fucks into thinking their job was super secret and important. Just like we all trained on super secret KP tank was like super garang, can whack anything the enemy had. Later I found out that if we had been the aggressors, no matter how justified, we would have been boycotted, sanctioned and embargoed until we become a stone age economy. Plus the entire weight of the muslim world will commit jihad on us, and the retaliation on us will wipe us out. When u realize this, then u know the political leadership will never initiate hostilities. Not to mention the scholar genitals SAFOS high command couldn't march 10km with our army before some major cockup. Even the PMO know this.

 

[bobby]

NS is one thing….the other stupid waste of time is ICT & IPPT.

If you also make ICT & IPPT voluntary….see how many fuckers will take part.