The perfect man that girls want.

[TNP(Tua Neh Pau)]

Apparently, the perfect man is...

1)Six feet tall
2)Muscly, toned and athletic
3)Brown eyes
4)Short dark hair
5)Smart dress sense
6)A beer / lager drinker
7)Non-smoker
8)Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9)Gets ready in 17 minutes
10)Stylish
11)Wants a family
12)Earns £48,000 a year
13)Loves shopping
14)Eats meat
15)Clean shaven16)
16)Smooth chest
17)Watches soaps
18)Enjoys watching football
19)Drives an Audi
20)Educated to degree level
21)Earns more than his other half
22)Jokes around and has a laugh
23)Sensitive when his wife/girlfirend is upset
24)Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25)Admits it when he looks at other women
26)Holds a driving licence
27)Can swim
28)Can ride a bike
29)Can change a tyre
30)Rings mum regularly

 

[Raiders]

Thats why Sinkie men are forever losers when it comes to wooing girls. 30 fucking reasons just to make a girl love you. You have to give credit to the PRC men. All they need is just 1 reason.

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For those who are bananas. Heres the translation.

Man: Dear, are you on the way home? Im almost asleep

Girl: Go ahead and sleep first. Im still shopping at luxury goods street

Man: What time will you be back?

Girl: Depends on what time the shop closes. By the way, your supplementary card is reaching its limit.

Man: Oh, if you are still not satisfied, I will call the bank now to increase another 10k limit

Man: Dont buy too many shoes tonight. The shoe rack is full. I will buy (another) new shoe rack for you this weekend. You can buy more clothing though. There is still alot of space in the walk in wardrobe.

Girl: Ok

 

[Leongsam]

Man: Oh, if you are still not satisfied, I will call the bank now to increase another 10k limit

It's probably a lot cheaper just to hire a hooker.

 

[Raiders]

It's probably a lot cheaper just to hire a hooker.

Exclusivity.

When you are poor, you want to have what others have.

When you are rich, you will want to have things that others do not/cannot have.

 

[TNP(Tua Neh Pau)]

Yes. They perform better in bed too unless your wife is previously a FL.

Beside sex, the next best thing in life is this.

It's probably a lot cheaper just to hire a hooker.

 

[freedalas]

It's probably a lot cheaper just to hire a hooker.

Agree, provided it's not under-aged

 

[erection2015]

or grossly over-aged

Agree, provided it's not under-aged

 

[Cruxx]

 

[cleareyes]

Apparently, the perfect man is...

1)Six feet tall
2)Muscly, toned and athletic
3)Brown eyes
4)Short dark hair
5)Smart dress sense
6)A beer / lager drinker
7)Non-smoker
8)Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9)Gets ready in 17 minutes
10)Stylish
11)Wants a family
12)Earns £48,000 a year
13)Loves shopping
14)Eats meat
15)Clean shaven16)
16)Smooth chest
17)Watches soaps
18)Enjoys watching football
19)Drives an Audi
20)Educated to degree level
21)Earns more than his other half
22)Jokes around and has a laugh
23)Sensitive when his wife/girlfirend is upset
24)Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25)Admits it when he looks at other women
26)Holds a driving licence
27)Can swim
28)Can ride a bike
29)Can change a tyre
30)Rings mum regularly

R u sure that is a hetersexual man or a homosexual man?

 

[Narong Wongwan]

I fail number 7 and 19 but I drive a car better than an entry level Audi.
I always thought girls like hairy men that's why I've always wanted facial and body hair.

 

[Leongsam]

Why an "Audi'????

It's a load of crap.

 

[LeMans2011]

Why an "Audi'????
It's a load of crap.

Among "common" luxury cars, Audi currently has the best overall design in their A1s, A4s, A5s, A6s, R8s.
Compared to the current generation of BMW designs which totally cannot make it, apart from the 3 series coupe or perhaps 6 series.
Merecedes' design is also boring & square other than the current generation SLK.

You might not be aware but the "in" car is now Audi

 

[looneytan]

Apparently, the perfect man is...

1)
-
30)

die liao, tonychat failed number 14

 

[eErotica69]

It's probably a lot cheaper just to hire a hooker.

"Probably"? It is "definitely"!!

 

[jimmyfallon]

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[Baimi]

I only pass one catergory i.e. nos. 26, i have a driving license.
Working hard on all cats.

1)Five feet tall
2)No Muscle
3)Dark eyes
4)Short white hair
5)Casual dress sense
6)Coffee drinker
7)Smoker
8)Wears short, T-shirt and a O-neck jumper
9)Gets ready in 7 minutes
10)Foolish
11)Wants 2 families
12)Earns $48,000 a year
13)Loves window shopping
14)Eats spare parts
15)Unshaven16)
16)hairy chest
17)Watches xxx
18)Enjoys watching football only when my team won
19)Drives a Nissan
20)No formal Education
21)Earns less than his other half
22)Fool around and has a laugh
23)Act blurr when his wife/girlfirend is upset
24)Says 'I love you' only when he needs help
25)Pretend it when he stare at other women
26)Holds a driving licence (I have, hooray)
27)Can dry swim
28)Can walk a bike
29)Can change a wind screen wiper.
30)Rings mahjong kakis regularly

 

[chonburifc]

I only pass one catergory i.e. nos. 26, i have a driving license.
Working hard on all cats.

1)Five feet tall
2)No Muscle
3)Dark eyes
4)Short white hair
5)Casual dress sense
6)Coffee drinker
7)Smoker
8)Wears short, T-shirt and a O-neck jumper
9)Gets ready in 7 minutes
10)Foolish
11)Wants 2 families
12)Earns $48,000 a year
13)Loves window shopping
14)Eats spare parts
15)Unshaven16)
16)hairy chest
17)Watches xxx
18)Enjoys watching football only when my team won
19)Drives a Nissan
20)No formal Education
21)Earns less than his other half
22)Fool around and has a laugh
23)Act blurr when his wife/girlfirend is upset
24)Says 'I love you' only when he needs help
25)Pretend it when he stare at other women
26)Holds a driving licence (I have, hooray)
27)Can dry swim
28)Can walk a bike
29)Can change a wind screen wiper.
30)Rings mahjong kakis regularly

Hahahah. This version is better than TS one.

 

[Fook Seng]

I only pass one catergory i.e. nos. 26, i have a driving license.
Working hard on all cats.

1)Five feet tall

31) Wears loin cloth.

Anyway why only five feet tall?