Chitchat the ascent of the RED ONE

[leetahbar]

a new trinity is forming from the father, the son n the unholy goh. it's now the pink, the ding and THE RED ONE

after crippling the unholy goh, the dragon finally ascent. not long after that, the father died a lonely death.
15yrs had passed, the dragon had lost his balls. he was kachup! he knew it was time for the next ascent. the one he had in mind was the vilest and most evil son RED ONE. when he was training in the military, he already maimed his commanding officer by deadly unique poisoned darts.
dragon saw the prowess in red one and hence secretly was preparing and training for his ascent.
but b4 he could do that , a BIG WAYANG had to be presented to the peasants. he had in mind his good buddy mickey mouse ding who was a fast raising general without fighting a single war. his best skill was TALK COCK & SING SONG. either those cock and song drove the peasants nuts or it drove them crazy. worst of all, it made them see stars and could even instigate them to suicide.

everything was sinisterly planned. ding would be the seat warmer emperor. when the time was ripe, THE ASCENT OF THE RED ONE shall take place.
we wait now for the alignment of the stars......

 

[leetahbar]

however, the cuntry needed a wu lin men chu武林盟主, a token chiefy to enhance the plot. even that, they had already planned. it would a machik - one that was blur like sotong and obliged to everything especially the permission to access the CPF golden vault where all the peasant's blood and sweat were kept. all their life long treasure are now placed in peril. so the notorious blur sotong machik was none other halimama ni ah mah. or for short NI AH MAH was chosen for this puppetry token.
auntie jinx, the gold taels zappers the evil wifey of pinky was drooling. she was planning for her next wasteful shopping spree....

 

[tanwahtiu]

I believe it will not come from Lhl children.

It could be deaded old fart plan not to hv grand children ascent be in politic.

Old fart knows his useless son tak boleh type jiak leow bee PM.

So old fart take covers all his family go live wealthy with his money given to them.

 

[JohnTan]

Is it my son? I've started to get my son involved in grassroots activities, introducing him to the important people in the grassroots including the local MP. In time to come, he will form powerful alliances and hopefully join the CEC of the PAP.

 

[virus]

sinkieland alrdy habis under the hands of pinkie. a true history repeated in the guise of wu shan gui a pariah general that lead to the downfall of the great ming dienasty, by colluding and letting in foreign trash that took power and usurp the throne.

familar?

 

[currypuff]

NI AH MAH won't walk over or be the sole contester. The clever PAP will find another ah bang or ah mah to fake a two horse race.

 

[leetahbar]

we seriously misunderstood the demised father. he wanted and anticipated may the best man win and rule sgp. that's why he wanted oxley to be demolished upon his death. he knew that the pap especially pinky would exploit it for votes. now we realise what a dishonorable son pinky is.

he's bent on keeping the place as an "artillery magnet" for future votes. in doing so, sgp shall be destroyed by him. it's undemocratic and the ppl shall rebel one day.

the rebellion would be eminent if THE RED ONE ascends the throne . it shall be a sad day.......

 

[Semaj2357]

and if the form is emptied, you can always call for the 1st infantile division aka the "big" red one

 

[nayr69sg]

Red One sounds like one of the X-wing Fighter pilots.

 

[frenchbriefs]

sinkieland alrdy habis under the hands of pinkie. a true history repeated in the guise of wu shan gui a pariah general that lead to the downfall of the great ming dienasty, by colluding and letting in foreign trash that took power and usurp the throne.

familar?

agreed sinkieland has already been ruined by pinky and daft sinkies,whatever happens now is irrelevant,a romulan or klingon or a fucking horse can run for elections it wouldnt matter a goddam thing.

to hell with sinkieland!!!

 

[red amoeba]

The red one if ascended can give the gold one up north a run for his money.

 

[zhihau]

a new trinity is forming from the father, the son n the unholy goh. it's now the pink, the ding and THE RED ONE

You think it's modern CiXi ah?

 

[leetahbar]

everyone must ve heard the comment fr the red one: 'I NOT INTERESTED IN POLITICS".

do not be fooled! he really meant: I INTERESTED IN POLITICS, not?