ode to the seaman's son...

[AudreyFang]

whole day sitting like a log
going out now for a jog
later on you see my blog
clinton making out with a dog

clinton always saying we're retarded gay dogs
the truth is his urine tract got big clog
he cannot erect, he resorts to sucking cock
be merciful to him, don't put it in your blog

 

[zhihau]

for it does not bode us well to be myopic

an exciting new journey has begun,
with loads of new tales waiting to be spun
it began for all with so much fun,
much jolly in the sea, sand and the sun

 

[LumparChee]

clinton, clinton time and again
told you not to suck dog's cock, but all's in vain
contract mouth ulcers and all you have is pain
everyone is laughing, holding you in disdain

 

[cunnilaubu]

this thread's topic is "ode to the seaman's son"
now everyone discuss only Clinton that cunt
you guys better watch your belakang
wait An Leong angry, you all hor lang kan

 

[LumparChee]

as old seaman prepares for his final rest
many a crew have eyes on the treasure chest
seaman told son "you have to hold it together"
or else all will be lost, forever .....

 

[erection2015]

haha ..understand your poem but not your siggie.

clinton always saying we're retarded gay dogs
the truth is his urine tract got big clog
he cannot erect, he resorts to sucking cock
be merciful to him, don't put it in your blog

 

[ZorrorroZ]

haha ..understand your poem but not your siggie.

i think she's bipolar
maybe due to her alveolar
thinks of Clinton rather poorly
yet pities him very motherly

 

[jw5]

second matey's been wonderin' since noon
why people don't benefit more from economic boon
by the light of the slivery moon
perhaps what's blockin' his view is ze silver spoon

 

[Spiky]

perhaps what's blockin' his view is ze silver spoon

This line is simply pure genius. Excellent.

 

[jw5]

among the crew was a wise mother hen
if he can take less pay, u know u also can
if he not only looks, but talks like ze oldman
why would he need a sword, let alone a pen

 

[jw5]

some fb told kapitan that he suck
now all the crew's tryin' to pass the buck
one fella in particular doing his best to duck
other than academic transcripts, he's no muck

 

[zhihau]

kapitan! kapitan! what have we done?
where's joy when the rum we have none!
rowdy sailors jostling on deck by the tonne,
save for the monkey which was chewing on a bun.

 

[erection2015]

come one come all come and see

BosSam put me on his knee

he always do this when he's free

spank me spank me gleefully.

 

[cunnilaubu]

among the crew was a wise mother hen
if he can take less pay, u know u also can
if he not only looks, but talks like ze oldman
why would he need a sword, let alone a pen

the mother hen is no ordinary man
he is part of the seaman's clan
not related by blood but through his daughter's hand
so don't treat his words as just some senile old man's rant

 

[Borat]

Come one come all and join in the fun
Tis' poetry's time and it's just begun
Here in this thread we all do vote
Who in SBF has the best quote

 

[cunnilaubu]

Voting may be good but not necessary
I wish only for the chance to be merry
But then I shan't be too picky
If you vote for me, I'm most happy

 

[zhihau]

"the world is your oyster" the papa once said
"keep ya crew at their toes with all dues paid"
"ne'r keep them idle or with young maiden laid"
"keep ya treasury full else ya maiden becometh maid"

 

[loneshark]

""keep ya treasury full else ya maiden becometh maid"

That's a good one!

 

[Froggy]

吟诗作对，高明高明

 

[ZorrorroZ]

seaman's son says inflation rates are high
but to pay men more, he refuses with a sigh
insists shock therapy won't work, one wonders why
treats men like slaves, like Captain Bligh

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