ode to the seaman's son...

[erection2015]

clinton likes to smell my sock
besotted is a cheat
tony likes to suck my cock
BosSam's bike no seat

Drifter dont like to smoke grass
ah Ram is the best
hotbot drink beer very fast
erection is a pest

 

[ZorrorroZ]

someone thinks we are xenophobic
went and started a blog to nitpick
bootlicks and sucks up to the PAP
but calls himself moderate politically


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Little Fish against xenophobia: http://forums.asiaone.com/showthread.php?p=843761#1
Every cloud with a silver lining blog: http://sgmoderateobserver.blogspot.com/

 

[zeddy]

Zorro Lim is a Labour Chief
But he give Sinkie workers many griefs
Zorro Lim has a cheebye mouth
No wonder he's so uncouth

People Action Party
Think its so Mighty
Their logo is the Lightning
And they're ever so Cunning


Harry oh Harry
When will you up the Lorry?
Many people won't feel sorry
On the Day You up the Lorry

 

[wikiphile]

Daddy O and his ex comrades in a dance,
sold them all for just a couple of pence,
onwards he charted the murky waters,
found a city he did and claimed it was a gutter,

 

[ZorrorroZ]

a message of boost from the bald one
gonna spend seventy million in the long run
to make a program of growth so inclusive
that the workers will find it conducive

http://business.asiaone.com/Business/News/Story/A1Story20120430-342827.html

 

[keling is shit]

tonychat
he is not just fat :p
loves a man in drag
he is closet fag
he always brag
for angmor he wears a gag
oh what the heck :oIo:

 

[wikiphile]

This ode is getting too personal,
what the hell it is all intentional,
beshitted is a China Men loving pimp,
tonychat got molested by ladyboys bearing shrimps,
Kanina is a lousy troll,
ronron is a dirty PAP mole.

 

[ZorrorroZ]

three hundred sixty thousand dollars collected a day
thru evil gantries parked along our way
rolling on the floor laughing their way to the bank
LTA and Lui Tuck Yew we must thank

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More than $400m collected from ERP over 3 years
http://motoring.asiaone.com/Motoring/News/Story/A1Story20120118-322683.html

 

[jw5]

as the ship sailed away from shore
zorro turned out to be a bore
some wanted to show him the door
but kapiten asked who will take care of his lampar's pore

 

[jw5]

a sudden roar that made the ship shook
first mate baldy went to have a look
came back and reaassured it was no crook
merely zorro dressed as captain hook

 

[jw5]

kapitan wanted to discuss transport fare
why were people concerned when the cupboard's not bare
but soon he realised nobody had a care
cos the sage one was showing off his neh neh

 

[LumparChee]

MRT trains again come to a halt
we scratch our heads wondering whose fault
MIWs say one thing and then somersault
we show them the finger " Cheebye, don't talk cock ! "

 

[ZorrorroZ]

new tourist attractions to include tunnels
meant to be used in the dark like funnels
when you cannot breath in broken trains
breaking windows will remove constrains

 

[cunnilaubu]

Hail you hail you, my dear kapitan
Many say you are no cunt
Why then would anyone give a fuck
Claim in your facebook that you suck!

 

[cunnilaubu]

Chonburifc say he will put on his thinking hat
Today he will make a comeback
But after taking a long long nap
He disappeared, oh what the heck!

And brother, why is that?

 

[Borat]

Budding poets aplenty here in Sammboy
With witty prose for us to enjoy
Anonymous members weaving words around
The depth, the feel which makes us astound

 

[erection2015]

you try to write you do your best
you put in the work with so much zest
if you do well you'll pass the test
whats the 1st prize?..suck clinton's breast.

Budding poets aplenty here in Sammboy
With witty prose for us to enjoy
Anonymous members weaving words around
The depth, the feel which makes us astound

 

[Borat]

In this forum, clinton666 is the king of PAP cock suckers
Born out of wedlock, his parents are world class fuckers
He was better at sex than anyone all he needs is a partner
Poor unwanted clinton666, now all he does is suck a PAP boner

 

[erection2015]

whole day sitting like a log
going out now for a jog
later on you see my blog
clinton making out with a dog

In this forum, clinton666 is the king of PAP cock suckers
Born out of wedlock, his parents are world class fuckers
He was better at sex than anyone all he needs is a partner
Poor unwanted clinton666, now all he does is suck a PAP boner

 

[ZorrorroZ]

what happened to all the great prose?
why are we now talking about clinton's woes?
lets all get back to the kapitan's topic
for it does not bode us well to be myopic