ode to the seaman's son...

[zhihau]

Kapitan should send an invite to a young boy for high tea
Set to be the greatest showdown in front of national telly
Boldly discussing issues that is of concern for you and me
May logic prevail and reveal the truth that eluded so many

 

[jw5]

In a battle of words and wits the young boy will have Kapitan for lunch
His merry crew are so clueless he ain't getting much help from that bunch
The latest negative publicity and tough battle ahead gives us a funny hunch
That the Nincompoop crewman won't be giving his toothpicks much of a munch

 

[zhihau]

Woe is to Le Kapitan, his pasta came without thyme
The sycophantic crew will pay dearly for their crime
The die will be cast in about five days time
The peasants will claim victory amidst all the slime

 

[jw5]

Le Kapitan claims that his crew are always looking far
Constantly boasting about how high he has set the bar
He's forgotten the remark about owning more than one car
Now there's a nincompoop crewman who just shouted Heng Ah!

 

[jw5]

Le Kapitan's long term plan for the peasants is to increase taxes and fares
Let them worry about living costs and let hubby worry about bulls and bears
He will worry about the crew having too many mangoes, apples and pears
And every crewman reshuffle will be like rearranging the Titanic's deck chairs

 

[zhihau]

Le kapitan and his crewmen seemed desperate as of late
Seems like kapitan's ship is sinking at an unprecedented rate
The only crewmen capable of swimming is kapitan's first mate
The rest of them must pray real hard and leave everything to fate

 

[jw5]

As Le Kapitan steers the sinking ship he knows the time is now
What will determine his final fate is the all important vote count
Despite all his inner worries the thing that makes him most down
Was when his toiletseatwarmer gave him the ugliest looking frown

 

[zhihau]

Le Kapitan's toiletseatwarmer would soon be out of sight
The good folks of marine blue would be cheering in delight
Nothing beats having the white crewman runnin' away in fright
What we need is a million voters or more to show the people's might

 

[jw5]

Now that all's been said and done it's time to mark your cross
Vote wisely for your family's future not doing so is your loss
The crewmen have shown their true colors with not a bit remorse
Let's show le kapitan once and for all who is really the boss.

 

[escher]

now that all's been said and done it's time to mark your cross
vote wisely for your family's future not doing so is your loss
the crewmen have shown their true colors with not a bit remorse
let's show le kapitan once and for all who is really the boss. :d

Not a bit of remorse

 

[wikiphile]

Now that all's been said and done it's time to mark your cross
Vote wisely for your family's future not doing so is your loss
The crewmen have shown their true colors with not a bit remorse
Let's show le kapitan once and for all who is really the boss.

Nigh the time to exercise thy power,
Speeches made with a passionate glower,
Who can say how our homes wither?
All to be made known come eleventh september.

 

[jw5]

The time has passed for the crewmen to make their case
Some were bitchy others were hit by a bout of malaise
As we get near to the end of this tough hard fought race
Let's hope we'll see the last of that Nincompoop's cuntface

 

[jw5]

After 5 long years the time of reckoning has come
The self praise and bitching enough to make you numb
Most of the crew need to go and not simply a mere some
One of them to go for sure should be that toothpick loving bum

 

[jw5]

As the crewmen wait nervously at their respective base
The peasants will enjoy a holiday where they can laze
Don't let the bad pollution cause you to be in a daze
Just remember who couldn't solve the problem of the fucking haze

 

[jw5]

Le kapitan and his crew tremble as the ship sails towards the shore
Their speeches were uninspiring including some which were a bore
Their minds and bodies are tired their overused throats really sore
The more they think about it the more they worry and fear even more

 

[zhihau]

More than half of peasants had made their decision known
At East Coast and Fengshan, the white will be overthrown
Do expect recounts at Holland as the peasants' ball has grown
Woody's starting to plan for retirement as my crystal ball has shown

 

[jw5]

The crewmen are tired they have all made their pitch
Though some sounded as dull as water from a ditch
The peasants will likely still be seeing the fawning witch
But let's hope it's sayonara to the chut pattern bitch

 

[zhihau]

The voters of Aljunied and Hougang had stand firm against white
That's the only consolation we could gather after a long night
It's gonna be tough to figure out what hasn't gone quite right
For many a times we've heard much of the peasants' plights

 

[jw5]

The peasants had their say all had a chance to vote
Now you're back to being stuck in the same big boat
If you happen to go overboard start looking for a moat
Don't expect any help if you would just like to stay afloat

 

[zhihau]

" it'll be a close shave "

Le kapitan is more than pleased at the results of the GE
All things are fine and dandy as much as he can see
Perhaps it's time to give the crewmen a raise in their fee
Not forgetting to mention it's perfect time to hike the GST