ode to the seaman's son...

[zhihau]

Le Kapitan briefs the bunch at a networking lunch
Raising economic standing wasn't based on a hunch
The median education level has to rise to pack a punch
Learning from the Germans during their economic crunch

 

[jw5]

Le Kapitan briefs the bunch at a networking lunch

When Le Kapitan crosses his legs he bunches up his briefs
That's still better than having his knickers caught in a twist
One of the crew suggested not to expect hiring the perfect guy
That's ironic coming from the ship's lumpar one gongcheebye

 

[cunnilaubu]

Days after the park altercation
Out came the missing politicians
Fingers were pointing everywhere without hesitation
Scoring political points is their main consideration

"Kids with special needs", one after another they repeats
"Care for their well being" are just loads of bullshit
No thoughts were spared for these poor kids
Kapitan's men simply make me sick

 

[zhihau]

Le kapitan's screw seems a little on the loose
Of anyone but an arse doctor was one he'd choose
Ante is now stacking higher as he tightened the noose
Was the albatross been mistaken as the golden goose?

 

[zhihau]

Le Kapitan goes on a bumboat ride on a sunny day
"Never mind the crew", he thought: "the peasants will show the way"
"The island is a golden goose and golden eggs it'll lay"
"More housing perhaps? With a mall to boot! Who cares what they say?!"

 

[jw5]

Le Kapitan got thinking late at night while lying on his bed
That he and his motley crew have been giving so much aid
Why do people still worry more about being sick than dead
Perhaps what's blocking his view is that lanjiao on his head

 

[zhihau]

Le Kapitan takes a stroll in the gardens by the bay
Posted pictures online to hear what others have to say
Why claim that it's crowded when there's much room to play?
What other ways are there to make my FT pets stay?

 

[zhihau]

The stage is set and Le Kapitan seem very pleased
Over ten years in the running, the engine is well greased
A review was indeed timely to iron out what is creased
Peasants will put a check on you, no matter how you weased

 

[zhihau]

the last post will soon be played, as the old kapitan is laid to rest
the show will soon be over, Le Kapitan will be swarmed with pests
por lumpars will be crying, so convincing as they are full of zest
nothing out of the usual, Le Kapitan's Crew will don pink vests

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

le kapitan loves to fuck
too bad his wife looks like a duck
so one day he paid one buck
to be sucked
by a thing in the muck
too bad he ran out of luck
his cock now resembled a puck

Pardon me as i try to get the end of each sentence to rhyme
trying to make sense give me a dime
now let me eat some lime.

 

[spinn]

oh my golly, was wondering why this thread so long
thought folks here only talk cock & sing song
so took a peek & oh what a revelation
a thread well deserving of celebration
and the real william goncang spear
would be truly amazed if he was here

 

[zhihau]

生离死别要放下，古今中来谁无终，
终需一别在晚霞，悠悠长夜望虚空。

 

[jw5]

There will be morons who will be weeping loudly at the wake
Then there are idiots planning to celebrate with a big cake
Whatever you want to do remember this for goodness sake
The most important thing is to learn from our past mistake

 

[JohnTan]

While enemies of singapore now want to celebrate
They will be disappointed when Ah Gong comes back from the dead.
Sinkies think they are smart but they have yet to learnt
There's no way you can change our government.

 

[zhihau]

A glass of white, my proposal for a toast to those in black
Full flavors of bitter sweet for the leader of that pack
An offer of condolences to Kapitan and those on the deck
And an offer of peace to remember those whose lives been wreck

 

[wikiphile]

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A glass of white, my proposal for a toast to those in black
Full flavors of bitter sweet for the leader of that pack
An offer of condolences to Kapitan and those on the deck
And an offer of peace to remember those whose lives been wreck

Le Kapitan is on a collision course,
all hands on deck surrender your ass and go full anal intercourse,
a funeral today but a reminder all men must die,
do your utmost and remember to cry

 

[wikiphile]

生离死别要放下，古今中来谁无终，
终需一别在晚霞，悠悠长夜望虚空。

认命清高鄙天下，
一生豺狼观驯羊
若无私囊两袖空，
方得入土留清史，

 

[zhihau]

Le Kapitan is on a collision course

Le Kapitan's compass is still finding true north
Bearings aren't set, the crew's from the same cut of cloth
Sipping on my Chardonnay as I marveled at the froth
Charting through our history to see how we've morphed

 

[zhihau]

方得入土留清史

豺狼虎豹猎驯羊，公饱私囊不循常。
明察暗访待查详，名誉遗臭万年长。

 

[wikiphile]

Le Kapitan's compass is still finding true north
Bearings aren't set, the crew's from the same cut of cloth
Sipping on my Chardonnay as I marveled at the froth
Charting through our history to see how we've morphed

Too much marvel on crafted ivory towers,
colours painted by fake teary showers,
a man only but made a false legend,
worshipped upon by the ubdiscerning heathen.