ode to the seaman's son...

[HellBoy]

no more haze.
we are save.
saved?
safe?

 

[Romagnum]

I am a forum sensation
My threads get many hits
But regarding the reputation
My points get taken by gits

Please help me up my points
So I can express freely
Otherwise the thread disjoints
Becomes a messy melee

 

[zhihau]

safe?

the port is no longer a safe haven
that's the word around the tavern
for the comments in the small space given
hate and disgust were expressed and written

 

[jw5]

kapitan told his two mateys to try and make things tick
he had hoped the last problem would have been hornypalm's dick
and if the corruption cases were not enough to make him sick
"where the fish in this whole damn ship can I get just one toothpick?!!!"

 

[zhihau]

kapitan told his two mateys to try and make things tick

a slow and painful death is what the ol' kapitan fear
the wait grows more painful as the date draws near
the crumbling of his empire would surely cost him dear
万岁万岁万万岁 is what he'd love to hear

 

[jw5]

as the crew watched the fireworks some with mouth open
important values and ethics most still cannot discern
clueless and deluded that they fall short of what they earn
while the ship keeps taking wrong turns will they ever learn

 

[kopiuncle]

i dread to see the scorn and the scoff
the contempt and the loath
ungrateful to my achievements
history will be my true testament
i see people turning against the flow
inciting ridicule and burning the pole
i will close my eyes in peaceful sleep
good luck to all the condemned creep

 

[zhihau]

while the ship keeps taking wrong turns will they ever learn

what could be worse than taking wrong turns?
loading up with trash that other country churns.
never mind the ship for we'll just let it burn
sooner or later we'd all end up in the urn...

 

[kopiuncle]

taking wrong turns
making u turns
it's part of our game
making adjustments to the flow
we will all make it
or have a big fall

 

[Kohliantye]

chosen to be Captain of papa's old toy
let the sailors in your charge shout a'hoy
charter the waters ahead well my boy
you will always be papa's pride and joy

Zhihau, shiver me timbers for your skill in poetry or limericks is truly amazing.

 

[Kohliantye]

From atop the crow's nest a toothless old salt held tight.

At the sight of the land mass that appeared in the stormy night.

Filled with people with whom they thought they have to fight.

But to cast anchor there the captain must despite their plight.

And from the bridge, what he saw and heard was sheer delight.

Those on the yonder shores were a too good a sight.

Yelling and jostling they showed their might that stormy night.

At wanting a change of leaders on their land that was their right.

The old salt on the crow's nest breathed with respite.

For they heard them cry, "Change, Change, Change" before the break of light.

 

[kopiuncle]

i hear the bugle call
time to rest my role
i shall pass with all the pride
singapore will continue to stride

 

[Crane]

i hear the bugle call
time to rest my role
i shall pass with all the pride
singapore will continue to stride

kopisai, don't disgrace yourself. You should post in the jokes thread ..... you are the joke :oIo:

 

[kopiuncle]

kopisai, don't disgrace yourself. You should post in the jokes thread ..... you are the joke :oIo:

my dear Crane is here
his vulgarities are just too clear
cursing others like a toad
tragedies hit him on the road

 

[Crane]

my dear Crane is here
his vulgarities are just too clear
cursing others like a toad
tragedies hit him on the road

Hit your mother cheebye lah :oIo:

 

[zhihau]

Zhihau, shiver me timbers for your skill in poetry or limericks is truly amazing.

a show of gratitude for my dear brother
my love for words merely made me ponder
composing silly rhymes with my idle banter
it pales in comparison when next to the other

 

[escher]

Zhihau, shiver me timbers for your skill in poetry or limericks is truly amazing.

I concur. Much as I wanted to add to this thread, I felt I could not match the magic of zhihau and decide to refrain

 

[kopiuncle]

Hit your mother cheebye lah :oIo:

a pathetic reply is what he did
nothng but toads rushed from his prick
his head but filled with shit
he is the forum's worst fuckstick

 

[iluvgst]

seaman son says inflation high
lim shit says look at his cpf feel lagi high
but fail to say rich foreigner flux high
which is why we feel our money die
we only know they farking us with
their FT policies till we die

 

[zhihau]

match the magic

the magic does not come from one but made possible by all
this thread comes only alive when everyone heeds the call
let us all unite, be solid as one as we stand proud and tall
the sammyboy spirit shall prevail, it's written on the wall