ode to the seaman's son...

[zhihau]

kapitan is keen to find the real reasons
why the chicken danced in the wrong season?
why the ang mo played a game of pheasant?
when he thought a cooked bird tastes most pleasant

 

[ilovesingapore]

again the same old song
all things have gone terribly wrong
better send all you morons back to school
dancing and clowning around like bloody fools

 

[zhihau]

ponding now seems a weekly deal, not in fifty years or so
le kapitan ditched the cruise ship for sampan two point O
dayong the sampan down the stream, he's going with the flow
crew members had little choice but could only row and row

 

[ZorrorroZ]

someone told el Kapitan to remember,
remember, the 5th of November;
and anyone who is a facebook member
his profile picture to black dismember

 

[Kohliantye]

Why still call it a sampan when we are declared a First World Nation
Something is surely wrong with their current observation and declaration
Independence has been celebrated the last 48 years as a Birthday
Hiopefully we are not heading for a doomsday.

 

[soIsee]

Ahoy! Le kapitan shouted to the crew
Another storm is in the brew
Shall we again play another game?
Or just act as usual and be lame!

 

[kopiuncle]

from cruise ships to sampans
this is world class progress
Singapore will move forward
despite all the regression

 

[jw5]

the grateful crewman keechiu his beloved kapitan
he was unhappy with a website linked to madison
this is totally unacceptable and certainly not fun
cos a hubby's sausage should only be in wifey's bun

 

[kopiuncle]

the anonymous left a stain
the brilliant hacker's brain
strong measures are drawn
immediately after dawn

 

[Kohliantye]

Le kapitan at the fore looked like a clown
Yonder he saw a beach that was brown
The faces of the heaving crew were all frowns
From the tossing boat they wanted to hit the ground

 

[zhihau]

le kapitan's crew suddenly had a new brain wave
taken down their homepages there's nothing to rave
with little of pride they had left in hope to save
charter a brand new passage the anonymous pave

 

[zhihau]

remember, remember, the fifth of November
the keyboards, the switches and ports
i see no reasons why keyboards and switches
should ever be forgot.

 

[zhihau]

le kapitan's ego got bruised on the net
by an anon wearing a black tall hat
le kapitan sets out to nab the hacker
to catch an idea, that's a non-sequitur

 

[jw5]

kapitan was determined to get the hackers offline
catch em' charge em' perhaps impose a hefty fine
although what he does is really no business of mine
he can shove his rhetoric up where the sun don't shine

 

[zhihau]

casting a net wide and far, in hope of nabbing the messiah
playing much with semantics, they got themselves in mire
little did they know, their lying arses would soon be on fire
a misstep is all it takes for bumblings fools to trip the wire

 

[ilovesingapore]

the messenger was caught the moment he stepped out of his house
our superb government is all prepared to bring him down
the anonymous vendetta is caught at last
this makes our leaders the best in their class

 

[zhihau]

le kapitan is bemused by a knock on his door
"must have caught the anon" he thought of nothing more
threw the door wide ajar and there was just the floor
crew was quickly gathered to crack the message it bore

 

[zhihau]

le kapitan is not prepared to concede any ground
fighting nasty comments as he held on to his crown
"state your name if you are game" sham said with a lil' frown
"we'll fight in every corner!" kee chiu shrieked as he ran in rounds

 

[kopiuncle]

the battle has gained intense ground
the aim is to battle in every round
bribery and thuggery will go no where
the righteous will take the final crown

 

[bakkuttay]

.....

hahaha, we all know your marriage vow to ilovesingapore at the backlane of desker road
go now, see post #193 in daily rubbish