ode to the seaman's son...

[jw5]

the bad aim of his ex crewmen is giving kapitan grief
crewman pino was handed the task of giving him relief
he asked for a few days to respond which beggars belief
waitin' for his crafty minions to return from annual block leave?

 

[zhihau]

to be or not to be, things at hand are plain to see
bound to have discomfort, the longer you hold your pee
let loose those inhibitions, let your spirits be free
unchain yourself from those shackles, it's time for BE

 

[zhihau]

kapitan's glad that he had finally found a replacement
an empty seat calls upon the need for new development
whilst hornypalm has got a lil' time for some quiet moment
surely we can celebrate with some hip thrusting movement

 

[jw5]

kapitan's brow is furrowed lately by the badly aimed own goal
tis and other scandals on board the ship have really taken its toll
apart from these he still needs to find someone to take the PE role
he might be considerin' a dour crewman whose specialty's asshole

 

[jw5]

it looks like the hunky footballer will now have time to mug
all on board had questions but all they would do was duck
he's just a friend who's helping me was all they got from luck
and when asked the specialist in asshole would only smile and shrug

 

[zhihau]

why so serious? :p:p:p

le kapitan is now convinced that the coast is clear
pulled out a hare with a lil' squeal: look what we've found here!
visiting tunnels where the sun don't shine with lil' fear
just make sure one don't go to sleep with an itchy rear

 

[jw5]

just make sure one don't go to sleep with an itchy rear

ze kapitan is lookin' for someone in PE to be ze lone ranger
ze guy he's eyeing said he didn't get ze green light no sir
lookin' where ze sun don't shine is his daily bedside manner
if one goes to sleep with an itchy rear one gets ze smelly finger

 

[zhihau]

if one goes to sleep with an itchy rear one gets ze smelly finger

what can we make of the specialist with the anal probe
sees dirt from our bottom thru' the lenses of his scope
he'd be sure that he's swiftly coming under the strobe
a victory for the man in black would give us a new hope

 

[zhihau]

ze guy he's eyeing said he didn't get ze green light no sir

the green light has been given, a nod is all it takes
walking around the neighborhood, with a smile so fake
many issues to be addressed, it takes time to bake
to rid of palmers' skid marks, that really takes the cake

 

[zhihau]

le kapitan had finally found a place to jeter l'ancre
never mind if one would jeter l'argant par les fenetres
it's more interesting to know who'd be the first to jeter l'eponge
cause even fools know not to jeter le bebe avec leau du bain

 

[zhihau]

an ex-crewmen sits quietly in d'corner at the bar
the help of eighty hundred men would've made him a star
a miss's as good as a mile and he was cast wide and far
a good man like him would not just blink out from the radar

 

[zhihau]

divide and conquer, that the usual plan
kapitan is pleased, he need not raise a hand
the stage is now set, a girl versus three men
who need enemies when you have such friend

 

[zhihau]

divide and conquer, a plan that's set to backfire
kapitan is worried, ground sentiments' in dire
doesn't really help, when first matey tried to mire
seems very much the end, of a long standing empire

 

[zhihau]

cause even fools know not to jeter le bebe avec leau du bain

out comes the baby, together with the bath water
without the crowd's embrace, you'd know you will falter
legacy's slowly built, you've torn it into tatters
what's left of your father's name, would it even matter?

 

[LumparChee]

my desire for people of punggol east
that they brutally slay the proud PAP beast
blast their ego, put them on a leash
efficacy of one-party rule is a silly myth

 

[LumparChee]

the proud and arrogant beast has been slain
by courageous electorate, solid victory attained
steadily and surely encroaching on PAP’s domain
ruling party’s defeat is indeed our country’s gain


http://www.sammyboy.com/showthread.php?142256-Congratulations-Punggol-East!-Congratulatons-Singapore!

 

[zhihau]

what difference does it make when it's a hundred thousand short?
if actual figure's higher, le kapitan is smoking pot
it's certain to be an issue when sand couldn't be bought
why would others bother, on the map we're just but a dot

 

[zhihau]

how much space do we have for future reclamation
would there be enough room for easy navigation
a good chance this dot's undergoing transformation
lil' wonder kapitan's upgrading to a space-station

 

[zhihau]

le kapitan's forging ahead, regardless of the fall
"rob the rich to help the poor", they really had such gall
the ivory tower's rock solid, thousands of feet tall
woe is to the sixty percent, they need a wake up call

 

[Conqueror]

Regrets

I wonder with the interest of a Sam's disappearing act,
Will the paying Alfrescans soon regret ?
I can't imagine the day when the plug is pulled off from the server.
For SBF will be gone forever.