Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine

[yinyang]

Why no credit to source?
No standard. Just pure plagarising.

Thanks for dropping by, and sorry you feel so hard done by. Unlike your regurgitating‎ crime news elsewhere. Chill la, loosen up

Besides, you ought to do your spell check too (plagiarising)

 

[ChinaSucks]

Thanks.............

 

[yinyang]

Thanks.............

You welcum :p Only with your clone's siggy did I understand.

 

[ChinaSucks]

Re: Bin man and china man

Thanks again.

 

[yinyang]

One UP for the Brits (down for the Yanks)??

The largest condom factory in the States burned down. President Obama was awakened at 4 am by the telephone.
"Sorry to bother you at this hour, Mr President, but there is an emergency! I've just received word that the Durex factory in Washington has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire USA supply of condoms will*be used up by the end of the week."
Obama: "Oh damn! The economy will never be able to cope with all those unwanted babies. We'll be*ruined. We'll have to ship some in from Mexico."
*
Telephone voice says, "Bad idea... The Mexicans will have a field day with this one. We'll be a laughing*stock. What about the UK ?"

Obama: "Okay, I'll call Prime Minister Cameron & tell him we need five million condoms, ten inches long &* three inches thick. That way, they'll continue to respect us as Americans."
*
Three days later, a delighted President Obama ran out to open the first of the 10,000 boxes that had just*arrived. He found*it full of condoms, 10 inches long & 3 inches thick,* exactly as requested... all colored with Union Jacks with small writing on each one:
*
MADE IN ENGLAND - SIZE:* SMALL
*
Forward this if you're proud to be British*

 

[yinyang]

Good English?

Good english (won't kena from boss)?

 

[jw5]

Re: Good English?

The boy's father is Laughing Gor. :p

 

[yinyang]

Re: Good English?

More funnies :p

 

[yinyang]

IT savvy? Computer upgrades

IT savvy, or compute upgrades:p

 

[yinyang]

More IT woes?

More IT woes?

 

[ImperialWalker]

Re: Good English?

The boy's father is Laughing Gor. :p

Who is Gor?

And where is the sauce?

 

[yinyang]

Re: Good English?

And where is the sauce?

Chili or ketchup sauce? :p

 

[yinyang]

********* The Haircut

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut.
Then we'll talk about the car."

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, "Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut."

The boy said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair."


(You're going to love the Dad's reply!)

"Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?"

 

[yinyang]

More IT woes :p

 

[yinyang]

Pee problem?:p

Growing old

Pooped?

 

[yinyang]

Don't leave home without this :p

And for some kiasu blokes? :*:

 

[yinyang]

Noah's ark & Woodpecker

Woodpecker has got t go!:p

 

[pfingo]

Re: Noah's ark & Woodpecker

Happy Father's Day, do your old man a favour and get mum out of house

 

[looneytan]

Re: Noah's ark & Woodpecker

- no fun, its serious...!

[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but

whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something


[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!

[22] Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

[23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

[24] Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

[25] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

[26] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

[27] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

 

[looneytan]

Re: Noah's ark & Woodpecker