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Mad Cow Disease
In a rural program, for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of *Mad Cow disease* , arranged for an interview with a farmer who might have some theories on the matter.
This “TRUE” interview went as follows:
*The lady reporter* : “I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?”
*Farmer*
The farmer stared at the reporter and said: “Did you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"
*Reporter* : (obviously embarrassed): “Well, sir, that's a new piece of information but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?”
*Farmer* : “Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?”
*Reporter* : “Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?”
*Farmer*: “I am getting to the point, Miss.” “Just imagine, if I was playing with your breasts twice a day... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't YOU get mad?”
*THE TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED*
In a rural program, for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of *Mad Cow disease* , arranged for an interview with a farmer who might have some theories on the matter.
This “TRUE” interview went as follows:
*The lady reporter* : “I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?”
*Farmer*
The farmer stared at the reporter and said: “Did you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"
*Reporter* : (obviously embarrassed): “Well, sir, that's a new piece of information but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?”
*Farmer* : “Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?”
*Reporter* : “Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?”
*Farmer*: “I am getting to the point, Miss.” “Just imagine, if I was playing with your breasts twice a day... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't YOU get mad?”
*THE TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED*
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What is a gun worth?
Richard Codor
It will be another dozen election cycles and a full generation till something real is done about guns in the US. Stay safe.
Richard Codor
It will be another dozen election cycles and a full generation till something real is done about guns in the US. Stay safe.
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