Lack of Vocabulary in English!
A Priest used to keep chickens at his church
One Evening , one cock from his lot went missing. So, at evening mass prayer Priest Asked "Who has a Cock?"
All MEN Got up
Priest : "No , I Mean , who has seen a cock?"
All WOMEN Got up
Priest : " No No , I Mean , who has seen a cock that isn't theirs?"
Half the WOMEN Got up
Priest : "For Heavens sake , who has seen my cock?"
*All NUNS got up*