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Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine
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Happy National Day!!
Majulah PAP
Majulah LEE Dynasty!!
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Majulah LEE Dynasty!!
Go see your doctor?
Ever since Robert was a child, he had a fear of someone under his bed at night.
So he went to a Psychiatrist and told him "I've got problems.
Every time I go to bed
I think there's somebody under it.
I'm scared.
I think I'm going crazy."
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year", said the psychiatrist.
"Come, talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears."
"How much do you charge?"
'$200 per visit,' replied
the doctor.
'I'll think of it and if needed I will come back to you,'
Robert said.
Six months later he met the Psychiatrist on the street.
'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.
'Well, $200 a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money!
A Indian friend of mine cured me for the price of one plate biryani and a bottle of coke.
I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought myself a new SUV".
'Is that so!' with a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did the friend cure you?'
He told me to
"Sell the bed and sleep on a Mattress on the floor."
Moral:
TO HELL WITH THOSE PSYCHIATRISTS..
GO TALK TO YOUR friend.
Ever since Robert was a child, he had a fear of someone under his bed at night.
So he went to a Psychiatrist and told him "I've got problems.
Every time I go to bed
I think there's somebody under it.
I'm scared.
I think I'm going crazy."
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year", said the psychiatrist.
"Come, talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears."
"How much do you charge?"
'$200 per visit,' replied
the doctor.
'I'll think of it and if needed I will come back to you,'
Robert said.
Six months later he met the Psychiatrist on the street.
'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.
'Well, $200 a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money!
A Indian friend of mine cured me for the price of one plate biryani and a bottle of coke.
I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought myself a new SUV".
'Is that so!' with a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did the friend cure you?'
He told me to
"Sell the bed and sleep on a Mattress on the floor."
Moral:
TO HELL WITH THOSE PSYCHIATRISTS..
GO TALK TO YOUR friend.
There once was a lady from Venus
Whose body was shaped like a penis
When First Contact was made
The crew were dismayed
When she told them her species and genus
Whose body was shaped like a penis
When First Contact was made
The crew were dismayed
When she told them her species and genus
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A cartoon responding to recent news stories about the NHS introducing charges and identity checks for EU
and other citizens in the event of a no deal Brexit or, presumably, most Brexit outcomes for that matter.
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After President Bolsonaro says Brazil does not need the money from Berlin, German minister
says that speeches show that Germany acts right by freezing investments.
"Amazon is a theme of humanity," says Merkel's spokeswoman.
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After President Bolsonaro says Brazil does not need the money from Berlin, German minister
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"Amazon is a theme of humanity," says Merkel's spokeswoman.
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