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Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine
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Boss Sam Quits NZ??
A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce.
The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce.
The man was insistent that the boy ask the manager about the matter.
Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager "Some old bastard outside wants to buy half a head of lettuce".
As he finished his sentence, he turned around to find that the man had followed and was standing right behind him so the boy quickly added "and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half".
The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way.
Later, the manager said to the boy...
"I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier, we like people who can think on their feet here, where are you from son?"
"New Zealand, sir" the boy replied.
"Why did you leave New Zealand ?" the manager asked.
The boy said "Sir, there's nothing but prostitutes and rugby players there".
"Is that right?" replied the manager "My wife is from New Zealand!"
"Really?" replied the boy "Who did she play for?"
A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce.
The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce.
The man was insistent that the boy ask the manager about the matter.
Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager "Some old bastard outside wants to buy half a head of lettuce".
As he finished his sentence, he turned around to find that the man had followed and was standing right behind him so the boy quickly added "and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half".
The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way.
Later, the manager said to the boy...
"I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier, we like people who can think on their feet here, where are you from son?"
"New Zealand, sir" the boy replied.
"Why did you leave New Zealand ?" the manager asked.
The boy said "Sir, there's nothing but prostitutes and rugby players there".
"Is that right?" replied the manager "My wife is from New Zealand!"
"Really?" replied the boy "Who did she play for?"
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The second man the moon
Bernard Bouton
Tintin landed on the moon about 15 years before Armstrong
Bernard Bouton
Tintin landed on the moon about 15 years before Armstrong
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The Geography of a Woman
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain. With a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel. Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business .
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada. Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet.
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.
An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
Add PS: If after 80s, like Siberia... nobody wants go there!
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 100, a man is like North Korea and the United States.
Ruled by a pair of nuts!!
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain. With a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel. Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business .
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada. Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet.
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.
An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
Add PS: If after 80s, like Siberia... nobody wants go there!
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 100, a man is like North Korea and the United States.
Ruled by a pair of nuts!!
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Gynaeurology
Rodrigo de Matos
Former gynaecologist Ursula von der Leyen is the first female elected European Commission president
Rodrigo de Matos
Former gynaecologist Ursula von der Leyen is the first female elected European Commission president
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Hong Kong Russian Doll
Stellina Chen
Hong Kong police made no arrests after white-clad mobs assaulted commuters and pro-democracy protesters.
Stellina Chen
Hong Kong police made no arrests after white-clad mobs assaulted commuters and pro-democracy protesters.
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The Colonization of Mars...
Enrico Bertuccioli
An old one (2017) about the future mission to the Red Planet.
Enrico Bertuccioli
An old one (2017) about the future mission to the Red Planet.
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