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Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine

Real beer glass last night
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*JUST FOR LAUGHS*

A Lawyer, representing a wealthy art collector called him and said, "Paul, I have *some good news and I have some bad news."*

The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day; Let's hear the good news first."

The lawyer said, "Well, I met with *your wife today and she informed me that she invested $1,500 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million.* And I think she could be right."

Paul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! *My wife is a brilliant businesswoman!*

You've just made my day.

Now I know I can handle the *bad news. What is it?"*

The lawyer replied, *"The pictures are of you & your secretary."*
 
Quote of the day:

Men are like shoe Laces
They enter many holes before they tie the knot !!

After tying the knot they are like Belts, They see many holes but eventually put it in the same hole every day.
 
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