*JUST FOR LAUGHS*
A Lawyer, representing a wealthy art collector called him and said, "Paul, I have *some good news and I have some bad news."*
The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day; Let's hear the good news first."
The lawyer said, "Well, I met with *your wife today and she informed me that she invested $1,500 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million.* And I think she could be right."
Paul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! *My wife is a brilliant businesswoman!*
You've just made my day.
Now I know I can handle the *bad news. What is it?"*
The lawyer replied, *"The pictures are of you & your secretary."*