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Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine

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Gender Price of brain?

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in and said "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news; the only hope left for your loved one at this time is a Brain Transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the Brain yourselves."

One of the family members asked "how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "$50000 for a Male brain, and
$200 for a Female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.

A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled and said "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used.... the male brains are hardly ever used by the owners. So they are as good as new!"

SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!!!
 
US-UK Relations
Tjeerd Royaards
US-UK relations this week, after leaked diplomatic cables sent from the UK's ambassador to the United States back to London describe President Donald Trump as inept and incompetent.
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What? Me Worry?
Tom Curry
Mad magazine is no longer publishing and the trademark character is out of work,
at a time when newspapers are laying off their editorial cartoonists.


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