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Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine
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Chinese bully: Nothing Serious
Bern Fabro
A Philippine fishing boat rammed by a Chinese fishing vessel.
Bern Fabro
A Philippine fishing boat rammed by a Chinese fishing vessel.
President Duterte's Reaction
Bern Fabro
A Philippine fishing boat rammed by a Chinese fishing vessel.
Bern Fabro
A Philippine fishing boat rammed by a Chinese fishing vessel.
A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.
After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke.
'Well, Sister, this looks pretty grim.'
'I know, Father. In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two..'
'I agree,' says the Father. 'Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?'
'Anything, Father.'
'I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see yours.'
'Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm.'
The Nun opened her habit and the Priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty.
'Father, could I ask something of you?'
'Yes, Sister?'
'I have never seen a man's penis. Could I see yours?'
'I suppose that would be OK,' the Priest replied, lifted his robe, and almost immediately he was sporting a huge erection.
'Sister, you know that if I insert this in the right place, it can give life.'
'Is that true Father?'
'Yes, it is, Sister.'
'Oh Father, that's wonderful ... stick it in the camel and let's get the fuck out of here!'
After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke.
'Well, Sister, this looks pretty grim.'
'I know, Father. In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two..'
'I agree,' says the Father. 'Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?'
'Anything, Father.'
'I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see yours.'
'Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm.'
The Nun opened her habit and the Priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty.
'Father, could I ask something of you?'
'Yes, Sister?'
'I have never seen a man's penis. Could I see yours?'
'I suppose that would be OK,' the Priest replied, lifted his robe, and almost immediately he was sporting a huge erection.
'Sister, you know that if I insert this in the right place, it can give life.'
'Is that true Father?'
'Yes, it is, Sister.'
'Oh Father, that's wonderful ... stick it in the camel and let's get the fuck out of here!'
Pinkie??
Duterte's Remarks
Bern Fabro
Duterte's remark "It's a little maritime accident" in the Chinese fishing vessel ramming a Filipino fishing boat is beyond unpatriotic belittling its countrymen' sentiment.
Bern Fabro
Duterte's remark "It's a little maritime accident" in the Chinese fishing vessel ramming a Filipino fishing boat is beyond unpatriotic belittling its countrymen' sentiment.
Whack-a-Pain
Rodrigo de Matos
Which annoys the Chinese Communist party more — Donald Trump or the majority of Hong Kong’s pro-democracy supporters?
Rodrigo de Matos
Which annoys the Chinese Communist party more — Donald Trump or the majority of Hong Kong’s pro-democracy supporters?
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