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True war story or made up? :p
Mock Doc In Frock Cock Shock
Topics: Sex, Health, NHS, Nurses, Asian
Britain's first Asian-Style Prostrate Examination Clinic was closed down today after a series of complaints by patients. In an unprecedented move, 14 Asian nurses were suspended pending investigation into their medical credentials.
The British Medics Jury became involved after one patient complained that the nurse treating him had behaved unethically. Speaking to this reporter, he told me exactly what he experienced at the clinic.
'I had a prostrate examination a few years back. The results were good but I was advised to take another in a few years' time. Remembering that the initial examination had been a painful experience I was persuaded to use this new clinic after reading several favourable reviews.'
The man explained that when he arrived at the clinic, he was greeted by an an attractive young Asian nurse who showed me into the examination room. The man explained that at his earlier examination he had suffered some severe pains but the nurse assured him that their use of a lubricant jelly ensured the patient would suffer no discomfort at all.
'After a few minutes the nurse told me not to be embarrassed as getting an erection during examination was perfectly normal. When I replied that I did not have an erection, it was then I noticed that she had...'
In another incident, a patient had complained that his nurse had a photograph of a surly looking man on the wall of the examination room. When asked whether it was her father, brother or boyfriend she had replied that it was in fact her, before the surgery.
Mock Doc In Frock Cock Shock
Topics: Sex, Health, NHS, Nurses, Asian
Britain's first Asian-Style Prostrate Examination Clinic was closed down today after a series of complaints by patients. In an unprecedented move, 14 Asian nurses were suspended pending investigation into their medical credentials.
The British Medics Jury became involved after one patient complained that the nurse treating him had behaved unethically. Speaking to this reporter, he told me exactly what he experienced at the clinic.
'I had a prostrate examination a few years back. The results were good but I was advised to take another in a few years' time. Remembering that the initial examination had been a painful experience I was persuaded to use this new clinic after reading several favourable reviews.'
The man explained that when he arrived at the clinic, he was greeted by an an attractive young Asian nurse who showed me into the examination room. The man explained that at his earlier examination he had suffered some severe pains but the nurse assured him that their use of a lubricant jelly ensured the patient would suffer no discomfort at all.
'After a few minutes the nurse told me not to be embarrassed as getting an erection during examination was perfectly normal. When I replied that I did not have an erection, it was then I noticed that she had...'
In another incident, a patient had complained that his nurse had a photograph of a surly looking man on the wall of the examination room. When asked whether it was her father, brother or boyfriend she had replied that it was in fact her, before the surgery.
This one is especially for dancingshoes who is looking for an ideal partner.
Two minute management course.
Lesson One
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered: "Sure, why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit, and ate it.
Management Lesson - To be sitting doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson Two
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Management Lesson - Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Lesson Three
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold; the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realise how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Management Lessons -
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
This ends your two-minute management course.
Lesson One
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered: "Sure, why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit, and ate it.
Management Lesson - To be sitting doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson Two
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Management Lesson - Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Lesson Three
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold; the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realise how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Management Lessons -
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
This ends your two-minute management course.
hahaha, are u my banker friend?
i got the same pict from him thru whatsapp at around the same time that u post.
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