Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine

[yinyang]

..u my banker friend?

I already RUN road, with trail of loan default etc. :o:p

Here's one for mon blues

Silvio, an 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, 'How do you stay in such great physical condition?'

'I'm Italian and I am a golfer....' says Silvio, 'and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways. I have a glass of vino and all is well.'

'Well....' says the doctor, 'I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your Father when he died?'
'Who said my Father's dead?'

The doctor is amazed. 'You mean you're 80 years old and your Father's still alive. How old is he?'

'He's 102 years old,' says Silvio. 'In fact he golfed with me this morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a walk and had a little vino and that's why he's still alive. He's Italian and he's a golfer, too.'

'Well....' the doctor says, 'that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about your Father's Father? How old was he when he died?'

'Who said my Nonno's dead?'
Stunned, the doctor asks, 'you mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living? Incredible!! How old is he?'

'He's 123 years old,' says the Old Italian golfer.

The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, 'So, I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?'

'No, Nonno couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today.'

At this point, the doctor is close to losing it. 'Getting married? Why would a 123 year- old guy want to get married?'

'Who said he wanted to get married.... He had to

......THE GIRL GOT PREGNANT!!'
Never quit Golf and Wine

 

[Runifyouhaveto]

I already RUN road, with trail of loan default etc. :o:p

yes he runs loans

 

[yinyang]

Nightmare or pity the victim? :p

 

[yinyang]

North Kim chi flavour

 

[sirus]

 

[sirus]

 

[yinyang]

Spoofs theme: China geopolitics :p

 

[yinyang]

Chinese Santa

 

[yinyang]

Quit smokes in Middle Kingdom?:p

 

[yinyang]

 

[Runifyouhaveto]

Accordding to my scouts in Korea, death toll hit 50 liao. But Korea will delay the announcement and announce it on next week.

 

[sirus]

Mom finds a letter on her daughter's bed..

 

[yinyang]

...my scouts in Korea, death toll hit 50 liao. But Korea will delay the announcement and announce it on next week.

Rather have update on your girl guides :p Korea's bit too late, handling this from start. Recall reading 1 infected guy moseying around crowded hospitals. And trying to keep this under wraps doesn't bode well. Saving grace is new cases dropped.

 

[Runifyouhaveto]

 

[sirus]

 

[yinyang]

RUN, just spank that ass :p

 

[Runifyouhaveto]

RUN, just spank that ass :p

YES SIR!

 

[yinyang]

Theme: Best of April Fool's 2015

Curvy Kate, a British lingerie brand loved by larger-busted women, has launched the world’s first push-up bra for bottoms. Called the ‘BootyBra’, the buttock-enhancing pants comes in sizes 8 to 22, but with buttock “cups” in sizes D, G and J that accentuate curves with patented “upfront engineering.'

 

[Runifyouhaveto]

mine, i wish that green bottle is my manstick

 

[yinyang]

Burger King Japan's perfume, which smells like a flame-grilled burger patty and is named 'Flame Grilled Fragrance', is seen in front of a whopper at their store as part of the company's April Fool campaign in Tokyo. The perfume, which comes with a Whopper and is limited to 1,000 units, is selling at the price of 5,000 yen (42 USD) and is only available in Japan