One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent
to be judged, he was told that he had committed
a sin, and that he could not go to heaven right
away. He asked what he did and God told him that
he cheated on his income taxes, and that the only
way he could get into heaven would be to sleep
with a 500 pound, stupid, butt-ugly woman for the
next five years and enjoy it. Tony decided that
this was a small price to pay for an eternity in
heaven. So off he went with this enormous woman,
pretending to be happy.
As he was walking along, he saw his friend Carlos
up ahead. Carlos was with an even bigger, uglier
woman than he was with. When he approached
Carlos he asked him what was going on, and Carlos
replied "I cheated on my income taxes and scammed
the government out of a lot of money...even more
then you did." They both shook their heads in
understanding and figured that as long as they
have to be with these women, they might as well
hang out together to help pass the time.
Now Tony, Carlos, and their two beastly women
were walking along, minding their own business
when Tony and Carlos could have sworn that they
saw their friend John up ahead, only this man was
with an absolutely drop dead gorgeous women.
Stunned, Tony and Carlos approached the man and
in fact it was their friend John.
They asked him how is he with this unbelievable
goddess, while they were stuck with these
god-awful women. John replied "I have no idea,
and I'm definitely not complaining. This has
been absolutely the best time of my life (and I'm
dead,) and I have five years of the best sex any
man could hope for to look forward to. There is
only one thing that I can't seem to understand.
Everytime we're done having sex, she rolls over
and murmurs to herself, "Damn income taxes"!!!!!
