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EURO 2021 Thread (Former: Give Ball-Eat Ball-Bola Jalan, I will have Turkey For Night Snack Tonight.)

laksaboy

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Who have been waiting for longer period of time ? England fans waiting to win major football cups or Singaporeans waiting for their CPF ?

CPF is hidden taxation. You might as well wait for women to give birth by shitting babies out of their anuses!
 

Baimi

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First to take, first to miss, win the penalty.
Federico Bernardeschi do a panenka and he scores.
All England subs players missed the penalty.
Rashford's grand father can kick a better penalty than him.
 

no_faith

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Football iz coming home this Sunday. Sterling n Sakai (never heard of him before ze match) impresses me. Itz a strong England squad who can afford to leave Rashford n Grealish on ze bench.

Let me say it here first. England will win Euro 2020 ... :biggrin:
England didnt win leh
You jinx them? :biggrin:
 

laksaboy

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First to take, first to miss, win the penalty.
Federico Bernardeschi do a panenka and he scores.
All England subs players missed the penalty.
Rashford's grand father can kick a better penalty than him.

Nine years later, still getting humiliated by Italy at a penalty shootout. :biggrin:

 

plzhelpme

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Betting on England to win the World Cup is as good as betting on opposition parties to govern Singapore or to win general election.

Senor,
When Shaw scored within 3 mins, I thought they will win.
Obviously they are hopeless.

I remember Elton John commenting :
Even my mother or was it grandmother can score from a penalty.
So what a mockery they had made of themselves.
Losers deserved to lose. Period.
 

Charlie99

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I do not understand Gareth Southgate's rationale to use the two much younger susbstitutes to take penalties
They have a few other mire senior, and hopefully more seasoned and less nervous less stressed players to take penalties.
Say H Kane, Maguire, Sterling, Walker, Philips, Stones
 

Talking Donkey

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Haha, The Morning After..
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Follow by the aftermath effect, headlines from social media all over.

1# It's coming undone! All celebrations cancel!
2# Rome explode! London Bridge is falling down!
3# Crushing despair for England, Pure ecstasy for Italy.
4# Frenzy turn to misery!
5# Football experts are shocked at England's defeat!
6# I just want to get drunk and go home! a devastated England fan.
 
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