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[bakkuttay]

Re: China's sex revolution!!!

kopiuncle likes ro hide ilovesingapore inhaler.
so that neighbours can hear ilovesingapore scream:

oh my god!!!!!! give it to , give it to me, PLEASEEEEEEEE GIVE IT TO MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

 

[rushifa666]

Re: China's sex revolution!!!

onz liao. Kopisai paid to be fucked. now this thread will explode!

 

[bakkuttay]

Re: China's sex revolution!!!

kopiuncle helping ilovesingapore set up password for sammyboyporno typed

MYPENIS

when sammyboyporno responded

NOT LONG ENOUGH

ilovesingapore fall off the chair.

 

[bakkuttay]

Re: China's sex revolution!!!

kopiuncle: i`m going shoot whoever in this bar fark ilovesingapore before.
a voice: you do not have enough bullets.

 

[bakkuttay]

Re: China's sex revolution!!!

ilovesingapore: i use the second most effective birth control
kopiuncle: what is that?????
ilovesingapore: i only put your thingy into my mouth.

 

[bakkuttay]

why is kopiuncle family tree a cactus?????
because every one on it is a PRICK.

 

[bakkuttay]

Phone on the bench in a club ring nonstop.
Finally a man use handsfree to answer.
"Darling, i just saw a $2000 handbag."
Go ahead buy it.
Darling, i also saw a 5 carat diamond.
Go ahead, you can have it.
Darling, i also saw a lambo.
Buy it also.
Then the phone turned off and placed on bench again.
Just kopiuncle came running in,
Anyone saw my phone on the bench?

 

[bakkuttay]

ilovesingapore: doctor, my knees hurt bad.
doctor: what have asserting have you done on your knees?
ilovesingapore: kopiuncle and i like to have sex doggie style.
doctor: you know, there are other positions you can use.
ilovesingapore: but kopiuncle and i like to watch tv at the same time.
doctor: uurrgghh!!!!!!!!

 

[bakkuttay]

ilovesingapore was doing her household chores naked in the house when door bell rang,

ilovesingapore: who is that????//
"blind man" a voice replied.

so still naked, ilovesingapore open the door to the blind man.

"kopiuncle send me to fix the blind in the bedroom, ooh!!! your pussy got ears!!!!"

 

[bakkuttay]

a secret of kopiuncle when a school boy.

came home with a happy grin from school
kopi-mum: you are a happy boy, what happened in school?
kopiuncle: i had sex with my english teacher.
kopi-mum: what??? bad boy, go see your father.
kopi-dad: clever boy, better than me. now go, buy the bicycle you always wanted!!!!
kopiuncle: can i change to a football dad, my backside have blood and very painful.

 

[bakkuttay]

ilovesingapore pussy is like weather, when wet, she want you in.

 

[bakkuttay]

kopuncle's mother had 13 children, and the father died.
kopiuncle mother remarried, had another 16. 2nd husband also died.
kopiuncle mother suddenly died from exhaustion.

kopiuncle mother was buried beside the 2 husbands.

at service at graveyard, the priest said: finally they can be re-united and be together.
kopiuncle: reunited with my father or 2nd husband????????
priest: no, no!!!!!!! i was referring to her legs.

 

[bakkuttay]

ilovesingapore went to consult the doctor with a look as though her whole family died.

doctor: what's your problem????? you looked so miserable and stressd.
ilovesingapore: kopiuncle cannot perform any more after being abused at sbf. i rimmed, sucked, licked everynite but failed.
doctor: this pill will work, do not tell him and slip this pill into his coffee.

ilovesingapore met doctor a couple of days later.

doctor: did my pill for for kopiuncle?????
ilovesingapore: yes, put into coffee, then he ripped my clothes, put me on table and humped me like a dog nonstop for half hour.
doctor: that is wonderful!!!!!!!!!
ilovesingapore: but doctor, i cannot go to neighbourhood coffeshop anymore. because everybody was watching the live show.

 

[bakkuttay]

a police stopped beside a car at the shoulder on the highway.

policeman: hey!!!!! what are you doing with your finger in his arsehole??????
ilovesingapore: he is a little drunk. i want to make him vomit.
policeman: that is not the way to make him puke...
ilovesingapore: yes it will, when i put the finger into his month after this.
policeman: ughhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bakkuttay]

ilovesingapore went for a full medical checkup.
the doctor checked the throat, groped her breast, digged her pussy.
final check inserted his gloved finger in her arsehole.

doctor: did kopiuncle lose anything last nite??????
ilovesingapore: yes???????
doctor: his denture still lodgrd in your arsehole.
ilovesingapore: ughhh!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bakkuttay]

ilovesingapore went to the dvd shop to pick up a porno.
after playing she called the shop

ilovesingapore: why my porno dvd has no picture but only hazy lines.
shop assistant: what is the title of the dvd?????
ilovesingapore: HEAD CLEANER
shop assistant: ughhhhh!!!!!!

 

[bakkuttay]

ilovesingapore went for a body checkup, stripped and on the examination table.
when checking ilovesingapore pussy,

doctor: oooooo... you got large pussy
ilovesingapore: don't be rude, you need not say it twice.
doctor: i only said it once

 

[bakkuttay]

kopiboy: theblackhole, where did you get your new watch???
theblackhole: i walked into my dad and mum farking. dad gave me the watch to get me away.

that nite kopiboy waited till he hear kopiuncle and ilovesingapore farking, barged into the room

kopiboy: dad i wanna watch!!!
kopiuncle: okay, you can stand at the corner to watch.

 

[bakkuttay]

kopiuncle hitched a ride from man with monkey in backseat.
after 10 minutes, monkey jumped forward, unzipped man and sucked dickie bird.
man wacked monkey head HARD to stop it.
this was repeated 10 minutes later.

kopiuncle: amazing, how did you do it?
driver-man: do you want to try??
kopiuncle: ok but do not hit my head so hard!
driver-man: urgh!!!!!!!!

 

[bakkuttay]

kopiman: let's do a 69 now.
ilovesingapore: this is time of month you want to give a miss.

kopiuncle just will not take no for an answer. after 5 minutes of 69, doorbell rang.

ilovesingapore: it's the postman, you open door, just say you just had jam.

kopiuncle: hi postman, i just took jam.
postman: i wasn't looking at the jam, but at the peanut butter on your forehead.