Daily Rubbish

[bakkuttay]

bartender: ilovesingapore, do you know the size of the penis is relative to the man's shoe size.
ilovesingapore: i feel slutty tonite, quick, find me a clown now!!!!!!!!!

 

[bakkuttay]

a man suspected wife meeting another man followed in kopiuncle taxi to a whorehouse at desker road.

jealous man: i give you $500 if you go in , grab my wife out here for me.

accepted the $500, kopiuncle went. moments later, pulling a sceaming woman by the hair out of the door.

jealous man: holy shit!!!!!! she is not my wife..........

kopiuncle: i know, but she is my wife, ilovesingapore.

 

[bakkuttay]

Sick of kopiprick n kopicunt. Here is a change

What did O say to Q ?

ANSWER: Hey!! your dick is hanging out.

(figure this out)

 

[bakkuttay]

one morning, ilovesingapore opened the door when the doorbell rang.

man at door: do you have a vagina?

ilovesingapore slammed the door in disgust.

the next morning, doorbell rang, ilovesingapore opened door.

same man: do you have a vagina?

ilovesingapore slammed the door in disgust.

happened many days in a row, ilovesingapore complained to husband kopiuncle.

kopiuncle: never, i take leave tomorrow, hide behind door, you answer yes, see what happens???

doorbell rang,

same man: do you have a vagina????

ilovesingapore: yesssss!!!!

man at door: then tell you husband kopiuncle to leave my wife alone.

 

[bakkuttay]

kopiuncle: what are you looking at for the last 1 hour???

ilovesingapore: i am looking for the expiry date.

kopiuncle: why???

ilovesingapore: i want a divorce after above post #184

 

[bakkuttay]

ilovesingapore walked into dimly lit bedroom completely naked towards kopiuncle.

kopiuncle: oh god, for heaven sake, go iron your lingerie before putting on!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bakkuttay]

ilovesingapore: kopidad, can i use your car later???

kopidad: yes, but you know what you must do first???

ilovesingapore stoop down, undod kopidad zippers and.....

ilovesingapore: dad!!!! your prick taste taste funny to-nite.

kopidad: oops!!!! sorry, your husband kopiuncle just took the car.

 

[bakkuttay]

kopidad: kopiuncle my son !!! xmas is not too far away. what do you want for xmas???

kopiuncle: i want something to wear and something to play.

opening the xmas present on xmas morning,

his father bought a pair of jeans with the pockets removed.

 

[bakkuttay]

kopiuncle: do you like what i did in bed??
ilovesingapore: maybe........
kopiuncle: you don't sound happy?
ilovesingapore: actually i get more high with limsiasway dintaifung toothpick.

 

[bakkuttay]

kopiuncle went to a public toilet to shit after rimming pinky

voice in next cubicle: hi! how are you???
kopiuncle happily: i am doing fine.
voice in next cubicle: so what are you up to?????
kopiuncle happily: same as you, shitting here.
voice in next cubicle: can i come over???
kopiuncle happily: please do, welcome welcome, please.
voice in next cubicle: listen honey!!!, call you back, an idiot next door answering all my questions.

 

[bakkuttay]

3 persons having sex is threesome
2 person is know as twosome

kopiuncle was thrilled when some-one called him

HANDSOME

 

[bakkuttay]

ilovesingapore: look at that drunkard at the end of the bar, i rejected 20 years ago.

kopiuncle: wow, he is still celebrating!!!!!!!

 

[bakkuttay]

what kopiuncle said to ilovesingapore when exchanging marriage vows at desker road backlane

do you, ilovesingapore take me kopiuncle to be your lawful suckable fuckable sex-mate,
to suck, to fuck in various positions against hdb walls and stairways,
in public at desker road or in private in the toilet cubicles,
till orgasm do us part.

 

[bakkuttay]

ilovesingapore picking up a large cucumber at fairprice mumbering: "this i can use for some loving".

old lady heard and fainted. after awakened with smelling salt,

ilovesingapore; sorry i am not using the cucumber, it is for kopiuncle arsehole.

 

[bakkuttay]

pinky pinky my little star
can i rim you in your car
up against your arsehole so high
always shitty and never dry
let me lick it
don't be shy
open up your arsehole
lick you high, let me try

 

[bakkuttay]

teacher: kopiuncle!!!!! why you bring your pussycat ilovesingapore to school this morning?
kopiuncle: i am trying to save my cat. i heard kopidad tell kopimum, "i will eat your pussy when kopiuncle go to school".

 

[bakkuttay]

an IMO escapee stole in a hose and caught kopiuncle and ilovesingapore naked in bed.
threatened with a knife, tied kopiuncle to a chair and ilovesingapore to the bed.
then kopiuncle saw him necking ilovesingapore, after which went to the bathroom.

kopiuncle: ilovesingapore, be strong, treasure your life for me, let him do what he wants.....
ilovesingapore: you are mistaken, he told me he is gay and whisper to tell him where the vaseline is kept>>>>.

 

[bakkuttay]

kopison: kopiuncle dad, can i marry our nrighbourhood girl theblackhole
kopiuncle: oh no, she is actually your sister.
kopison: but this is the 6th neighbourhood girl you say is my sister

kopison run crying to mum ilovesingapore

kopison: ilovesingapore mum, kopiuncle dad say i cannot marry 6 neighbourhood girl, saying are my sister.
ilovesingapore: son, marry anyone you like, you re not your kopiuncle dad's son

 

[bakkuttay]

kopiuncle with 2 daughters and a son were having xmas dinner

daughter1: kopiuncle dad, i am a lesbian (kopiuncle suddenly looked glum)
daughter2: kopiuncle dad, i am also a lesbian.
kopiuncle angrily: why none of you like a prick?????
son replied: i do kopiuncle dad

 

[bakkuttay]

ilovesingapore got the bus with one breast exposed.
a policeman at the busstop stepped forward
policeman: i could arrest you for indececncy.
ilovesingapore looked at her breast screamed: oh shit!!! i left my baby on the bus.