Daily Rubbish

[bakkuttay]

Re: Bangkok in a Mess... Is it Safe to go?

son came home early one day from school, saw kopiuncle doing to ilovesingapore

curious son: "father, what are you doing doing."
kopiuncle: "scrubbing your mum ilovesingapore's tank".
curious son, "don't bother father, the newspaper deliveryman already cleaned this morning!!!!!!"

 

[bakkuttay]

Re: Bangkok in a Mess... Is it Safe to go?

hehehehheheeee,,,,,,

ilovesingapore enters a sex shop

ilovesingapore: where is the dummy penis section???
shop assistant: over there madam.
ilovesingapore: how much is that red one????
shop assistant: sorry, madam, that is the fire extinguisher

kopiuncle: ilovesingapore is insecure and scared of water.
theblackhole: why you say that?
kopiuncle: this morning, i found her in the bath-tub with a bayi security guard.

 

[bakkuttay]

Re: Bangkok in a Mess... Is it Safe to go?

both kopiuncle and ilovesingapore claimed to be virgin on their first nite.
ilovesingapore: as a virgin you reall y farked very well
kopiuncle: as a virgin, how do you know i fark very well!!!!!!!


a corporal on wedding nite with ilovesingapore

email to hq, "red alert up front, extend leave".
email fm hq, "attack from rear, report back".

 

[bakkuttay]

Re: Bangkok in a Mess... Is it Safe to go?

Standing nude infront of mirror with wife,

kopiuncle: look wife! my body is 75kg of dynamite.
after looking up and down,
wife: but the fuse no better than bean-sprout

 

[bakkuttay]

Re: Bangkok in a Mess... Is it Safe to go?

kopiuncle angry all the jokes here about him,

asked wife ilovesingapore: tell me one joke without involving me
ilovesingapore: i am pregnant

 

[escher]

Re: Bangkok in a Mess... Is it Safe to go?

kopiuncle angry all the jokes here about him,

asked wife ilovesingapore: tell me one joke without involving me
ilovesingapore: i am pregnant

HA HA HA

Rotflmao

 

[bakkuttay]

Re: Bangkok in a Mess... Is it Safe to go?

at a school in timbuctoo,
kopiuncle: anyone stupid stand in.
after a long wait, one small boy stood up
kopiuncle: why did you stand up?
smallboy: i pity you standing alone.

 

[bakkuttay]

Re: Bangkok in a Mess... Is it Safe to go?

ilovesingapore: please, let's fark like in the movies
desker road client: ok, as you like it tobe

so the client turned ilovesingapore over ,
screwed her right in the arse, then
pulled out the prick then
sprayed cum all over ilovesingapore face and hair.

 

[bakkuttay]

Re: Bangkok in a Mess... Is it Safe to go?

SURPRISE!!! SURPRISE!!!!

ilovesingapore went with her parents to a DOG SHOW.
ilovesingapore won

 

[bakkuttay]

Re: Bangkok in a Mess... Is it Safe to go?

ilovesingapore having sore throat went to a doctor.

doctor: okay, sit on the chair, open wide.
ilovesingapore: but the chair armrest blocking.

 

[bakkuttay]

Re: Bangkok in a Mess... Is it Safe to go?

ilovesingapore went into the dentist surgery room, removed pants, pulled down her panty.
plonked onto the dentist chair and spread her legs wide apart.

dentist: i am sorry you are mistaken. the gynae is one more floor up
ilovesingapore: i know, please retrieve the dentures that you fitted on kopiuncle yesterday

 

[bakkuttay]

Re: Bangkok in a Mess... Is it Safe to go?

ilovesingapore: i was told men’s semen contact contains glucose.
kopiuncle: in my profession over all these years since my first client lee con you, never drank a sweet one before.

 

[bakkuttay]

Re: Bangkok in a Mess... Is it Safe to go?

Tapped phone phone conversation??????

theblackhole: kopiuncle remember to close your curtain completely, neighbourhood gossiping how your wife ilovesingapore suck your prick, rim your arsehole, as well as you fisting her pussy

kopiuncle: aiyah, no problem lah, i was not homr last nite.

theblackhole: ughh???

 

[bakkuttay]

Re: Bangkok in a Mess... Is it Safe to go?

kopiuncle walked into a bar with a long face,

bartender: why the long face?????.
kopiuncle: my mother was raped by a horse.......

 

[bakkuttay]

Re: Bangkok in a Mess... Is it Safe to go?

kopiuncle just had a heart transplant.

kopiuncle: doctor, why? ever since my transplant, i think of sex and money.
doctor: because your heart came from a prostitute.

kopiuncle, please post some more leh, you are my inspiration.

 

[AceFrehley]

Re: China's sex revolution!!!


What rubbish? It's Pearls of Wisdom.

 

[bakkuttay]

Re: China's sex revolution!!!

kopiuncle ent to the doctor's

doctor: oh hell!!!!!! how did you get so many lacerations on your prick????
kopiuncle: goddamned ilovesingapore, her new braces are so sharp.


kopiuncle, please post some more leh, inspiration running low.[/QUOTE]

 

[bakkuttay]

Re: China's sex revolution!!!

at school, classmate ask kopiuncle son: what is a penis???
kopison went home ask kopiuncle: what is a penis dad???
kopiuncle unzip and show kopison: this is a perfect penis.
next day, kopison unzip, expose to classmate: if only 5cm shorter, will be a perfect penis.

thankyou kopiuncle for inspiration to write about you

hahahahhahahahaaa................

 

[bakkuttay]

Re: China's sex revolution!!!

kakakakakakaahahahahahaaaa

kopiuncle bought a ticket and entered the freak show.

everybody stood up and gave him the loudest applause.

 

[bakkuttay]

Re: China's sex revolution!!!

kopiuncle was tenderly caressing pinky's balls after after rimming pinky.

pinky: what is that for????
kopiuncle: oh!!!!!!!! i missed mine.