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Celebrity Sharon Au broke up with French boyfriend of three years

I have been staying in Singapor efor the past 2 years and enjoy every minute of it , the gals here are friendly and loving . Just pop into any bar or even on the side walks , say hello and most gals will respond . They are excited with caucasian like me , though I would not consider myself like Tom Cruise or ....but still get the quick response from them . Buy them a drink or dinner on first date and we will soon be in bed ! I can have almost different gals for everyday of my life here ,ocassionally 2 or 3 dates within a day .

Very tired at times but enjoy every moment of a new experience with them , when they try to stick ,thats when I disappear . Prepaid cards are easy to change and never reveal where I work or stay . Once a gal traced me to my office , I ignored her and called the security to escort her out for causing a nuisance in the office. Then onwards , no more real identity , I hope to stay on as long as I could .Life is great in sunshine Singapore , my other friends from US ,UK , South aFRICA ALL ENJOY THEIR gals here , why pay when you can have it free? I am trying a Mediacorp artist now who is so swoon over me now , will see how long it last.
 
I wonder id she got take part or not?

France has long been considered one of the most romantic countries in the world. Millions of newlyweds flock there for their honeymoons. Nevertheless, I have to wonder if they take those vows seriously once they get there. Here’s why: 41% of French adults have admitted to participating in an orgy and 27 percent of them have engaged in partner swapping. Forget the City of Lights; Paris may very well be the City of Swingers.
 
So wtf is the big shitkicking deal here? She's just another dumbass sinkie who actually thinks that Sinkapore is the place where all angmohs wanna come make their home? Singapore can never be anywhere near Paris so stop kidding yourselves....


hahaha wake up already man.... the only reason why they are here is because you sinkie bosses are dumb enough to think that angmohs are actually better than the locals here... and they are here for the transit until somewhere else pays them more money...

This reminds me of that time when some pretty daft farktard sinkies who were so "proud" of Gongli and Jet li taking up singapore citizenship and wanting them to take part in the NDP.... ahahaha what a laugh and a half.... they are here to hide their money la u idiots, you think they wanna be like you and eat char kway teow and bellyache all day at your useless jibai govt?

Well said. Foreigners come to settle here for very selfish reasons whether they are somebody (Jim Rogers & so many other Indon tycoons before him) or nobody (like the French guy or any other ang moh with a local girlfriend).:rolleyes:
 
Good for you...picture leh? No picture no talk.

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I have been staying in Singapor efor the past 2 years and enjoy every minute of it , the gals here are friendly and loving . Just pop into any bar or even on the side walks , say hello and most gals will respond . They are excited with caucasian like me , though I would not consider myself like Tom Cruise or ....but still get the quick response from them . Buy them a drink or dinner on first date and we will soon be in bed ! I can have almost different gals for everyday of my life here ,ocassionally 2 or 3 dates within a day .

Very tired at times but enjoy every moment of a new experience with them , when they try to stick ,thats when I disappear . Prepaid cards are easy to change and never reveal where I work or stay . Once a gal traced me to my office , I ignored her and called the security to escort her out for causing a nuisance in the office. Then onwards , no more real identity , I hope to stay on as long as I could .Life is great in sunshine Singapore , my other friends from US ,UK , South aFRICA ALL ENJOY THEIR gals here , why pay when you can have it free? I am trying a Mediacorp artist now who is so swoon over me now , will see how long it last.
 
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you talking about this?



This is more like a documentary than a parody imo. Many Sinkie women do speak like this. Pathetic, really. So much for the outpourings of nationalistic fervour every Aug 9. :rolleyes:
 
This reminds me of that time when some pretty daft farktard sinkies who were so "proud" of Gongli and Jet li taking up singapore citizenship and wanting them to take part in the NDP.... ahahaha what a laugh and a half.... they are here to hide their money la u idiots, you think they wanna be like you and eat char kway teow and bellyache all day at your useless jibai govt?

Dignity is a foreign concept to most useless Singaporeans. :D
 
Another story of SPG and Ang Mo.

Adventures with a Horse Jockey
Many moons ago, I was at the driving range hitting some golf balls with my 7 iron, when a short man booked the lane next to mine. The driving range was empty on a weekday mid-afternoon, so it was strange to find someone took up a bay next to an occupied one. But I ignored thinking that it could be his favourite spot although he doesn’t look local and he was an unfamiliar face at the country club.

Although I am not a good golfer, and so far have only managed to attain a PC, I was very well-dressed like a golf professional. I live my life by a motto. If you can’t play like Tiger Woods, might as well look good and confident. Back then I was crazy about Titleist because the logo is pretty. All my gears were fully self-sponsored by Tilteist from head to toe. A hefty price to pay to look good, but it felt great.

With my tight white mini skirt and baby pink polo top from Ralph Lauren, I sizzled up the entire driving range. Soon I noticed the short man robotically paced up and down to fetch the golf balls from the dispensing machine even though he already had 4 baskets of them.

Intentionally, I was on a stance which naturally revealed my perky ass, slightly lowered my upper body and showed my cleavage. I confidently aimed for 200m.

I felt someone was staring at me. The cute short man. I looked up and he grinned at me. I stopped and looked at him and smiled. He returned the smile with a confrontation. He complimented my swing and thought it was perfect (BULLSHIT!) and my posture was excellent. Short men can get on your nerves but I don’t mind some fun. He was as tall as I was. So he felt comfortable taking on a petite Asian woman like me. Several short leading questions led to the real motive. He asked if I was interested to grab a drink at the Beer Garden. I agreed.

Dear readers, let me introduce my specimen number xxxth. His name was Al*x*s residing in an ang moh country (cannot share his location!). He was a horse jockey at Singapore Turf Club. We chatted, half the time I couldn’t understand what he was talking about because his tongue twisted and curled liked barbecued squid. Five minutes into the conversation I began to fantasize about how it would be like to fuck a short man. No harm trying as long there is the handy-candy condom.

Most times, I love my life. I met so many men who yearn to jiggle with me, who lust for me. And every time it’s different and I’m tempted to try these new delicacies.

He sounded Italian but of course he is NOT Italian.

He asked for my number, I willingly gave. The next few days we exchanged smses. He asked me out, we went out several times before I gave him the indication I was ready for jiggle. After a wet and wild tongue rolling action and groping session, I hinted that I was okay about getting laid.

One fateful night, Al*x*s picked me up in a Beemer. Fancy, I Likeee! He opened the car door for me. Very gentlemanly. I LIKE! We ended up at Clarke Quay before it was renovated. HAHA that was ages ago huh! I can't remember the name of the restaurant but I do remember the dinner was quick because we had a naughty plan that night. That year, on Friday the 13th, it was my first ever fuck with a short man who was horse jockey at Singapore Turf Club. How rare can that be!

We kissed non-stop as though we were in lip-locking competition. Our tongues were naturally glued with industrial adhesives. Once he opened his house door, he ran to bed room with his hands held to mine. I laid down on the luscious water bed with purple linens. So soft and silky. I had a tingling sensation when the linens brushed against my skin. For this, Al*x*s got my two thumbs up!

So, we fucked on the bed. He doesn't have long cock, just an average johnny. The deed was decent. After cleaning up myself, I put on his shirt and lured him will my sultry eyes. I did a sexy lap dance. He got super turned on. I made him sit on a chair. I took my silk scarf and tied up his hands. I took my G-string and covered his eyes. We didn't talk. I just let my lips and tongue did the talking. I started by kissing his lips, moved up to his cheeks, moved down again to his neck, moved up to lick his ears and gave a little moan. I unbuttoned the shirt that I put on earlier, exposed my pointy nipples and brushed those ripe cherries on his face and lips. I began to work my way down, move to kiss his neck again, then chest and nibbled gently on his nipples. I wanted it to be as sensuous as it can be.

I had to release him from his pain. Poor little guy, he was whimpy and begged me to stop torturing him. Of course I gladly untied his hands. In a jiffy, he grabbed my body, carried me to the living room and laid me on the couch. It was bright and I could see him clearly. He thrusted his hotdog inside and I felt a rush of adrenaline. I came 11 times that night. Don't get me wrong. He wasn't good. I was just freaking horny. Every month, one week before my menses I will be transformed into a horny monstress. I'm always 'wetter' than usual and feel like a warm chocolate lava cake. On the couch alone I came 4 times. So far, the naughty night went well.

I love the kissing moment with my partners. When I kiss, I will naturally close my eyes. When I climax, I will naturally close my eyes. But when I accidentally opened my eyes for my fifth homecoming, I was shocked to see that Al*x*s eyes didn't blink. They were wide open. My fifth homecoming orgasm was stopped short because I was surprised and somewhat shocked to see his expression like this.

So I stared back at him because he stared at me while he was fucking me. I supposed it was natural for him to have a shock expression when he fuck. I was not happy with what I saw. It lasted for good 15 minutes. He didn't blink. Not once. I waited and watched till I turned dry down south. Nope. No blink. For a while, I thought I was fucking an alien.

Before the deed, I had imagined Al*x*s to have a pleasant O-face. For the record, he had the ugliest O-face that I have EVER seen in my entire life! His eyes locked in place and froze. His mouth was distorted and his body twitched violently. Some say it was pure surrendering like sneezing, but how I wished it was more delectable.

I didn't enjoy the couch session. After he came, I became reserved and quiet. I left about 10 mins later with an excuse that I had to meet my friends for supper.

I ignored his phone calls and smses for follow up sessions. Al*x*s confessed that he loved me and thought I was godsend. Wow! Whenever I think of it now, I feel nausea and will turn pale. Oh dear, what a sexperience.

http://grumpysis.blogspot.sg/2012/07/adventures-with-horse-jockey.html
 
I have been staying in Singapor efor the past 2 years and enjoy every minute of it , the gals here are friendly and loving . Just pop into any bar or even on the side walks , say hello and most gals will respond . They are excited with caucasian like me , though I would not consider myself like Tom Cruise or ....but still get the quick response from them . Buy them a drink or dinner on first date and we will soon be in bed ! I can have almost different gals for everyday of my life here ,ocassionally 2 or 3 dates within a day .

Very tired at times but enjoy every moment of a new experience with them , when they try to stick ,thats when I disappear . Prepaid cards are easy to change and never reveal where I work or stay . Once a gal traced me to my office , I ignored her and called the security to escort her out for causing a nuisance in the office. Then onwards , no more real identity , I hope to stay on as long as I could .Life is great in sunshine Singapore , my other friends from US ,UK , South aFRICA ALL ENJOY THEIR gals here , why pay when you can have it free? I am trying a Mediacorp artist now who is so swoon over me now , will see how long it last.


Welcome Aboard,

Read your story above and never missed a point.

Well written and worthy of being made into a Sex-Book story for kids.

You have on SBF great-grandpas, grandpas, pa and other experienced "old-salts" WHO will never buy your story.

I have seen the INSIDE of you and know your intention. Blimey.....He He He

You may try to arouse our young members, but beware they too are smarter then a fiction writer like you........

But insofar as we, the old ones are concerned, we won't even look at your contribution.

SAVE YOUR SPERM ir YOU may NEED a Wheel Chair. Remember TIGER AIRWAYS charges $500/- for wheel-chair service.
 
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yes! i remember him as sgt au not tua gao! thin guy with moustache. permed hair. right??? quite short too. when talking to sec school on stage even use fuck and knn!!! heard that he and sharon au used to stay at kallang blk 1 level 5, right?

Everything tiok. But I have no idea where they used to reside. Used to see him drinking at a joint in Middle Rd many years ago.
 


The last time I met Jeffrey Au (Sgt 8811) was when he was on a contract with SSB.
After he split with Irene, he married another woman and settled down.
Has not seen him for the last 10 years plus.
A very tiny guy

Not aware he remarried. If I recall correctly, Irene was in SB. Then moved to work for Royal family in Brunei?
 
really, the japanese earthquake affect her mood to get married? she got a nice heart, maybe she should get a japanese boy instead.
 
Not aware he remarried. If I recall correctly, Irene was in SB. Then moved to work for Royal family in Brunei?

I do not know about SB but if I can vividly recall she was in GSB.

The only person who I could remember being with the Royal Family of Brunei was W/Insp Malihah (name may be wrong - been many years ago).
 
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