Caption Your Pics.

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Aguero: "Happy mother's day, mama. I got you a really big present."

 

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Aguero: "Happy mother's day, mama. Papa is here."

 

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Kompany: ""I am still wondering why the baby is so white when my family and relatives are so dark. I wonder if Joe Hart is doing more than just playing goalie behind my back."

 

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Man City fans: "Oop! We f**king did it again!"

 

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Vidic: "F**k you referee! Shedding blood is not the same offence as crying. There is no three-match ban!"

 

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The Man City players don't look very happy going for a night out to celebrate. Why? Because their PR manager booked them into Rio Ferdinand's restaurant.

 

[DavidMoyes]

I know u can't wait to see me picking my nose and eating my boogers again. Be patient will ya !!

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Ferdinand: "Mmmm....I must not cry! I cannot carry a three-match ban for crying to my new club, whoever they are."

(Rio Ferdinand's contract not renewed by Man Utd, says farewell to Man Utd fans.)

 

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Ferdinand: "Hello, mama...I am sending you a selfie....happy mother's day....don't listen to the rumours....Man U did not sack me....I quit on them...'cos they are losers...I am looking to play only for winners...I am in Singapore now...I hear Singapore welcomes foreign talent...I am meeting Tanjong Pagar FC...Balestier Khalsa....Woodlands Wellington...all top clubs and all winners...I hear David Moyes also in town looking for a job..gotta go now...love you, mama."

 

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Evra: "After Man United, it is all downhill. I had a few offers, and it was hard to choose between MacDonald's, Wendy's and Burger King but in the end I decided to join Burger King because they gave me a two-year contract while MacDonald's and Wendy's were willing to give me only a one-year contract."

 

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Skrtel: "Kua simi lanjiao? So what if I scored 4 own goals during the year? No damage done what, unlike Gerrard's f**king slip."

 

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I promised myself that, one day, when I am rich, I will have a big house, nice car and sexy chicks. And a nice hair perm."

 

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Skrtel: "Kua simi lanjiao? You don't like my haircut? I promised myself, one day, when I am a champion, I will have a big house, nice car, sexy chicks. And I will have a nice hair perm. I was just one f**king slip away from a nice hair perm. KNN Gerrard."

 

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Giggs: "KNN, van Gaal summoned me all the way to Amsterdam just to ask me jiak bao beh?"

(Jiak bao beh = have you eaten)

 

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Ferdinand (aloud): "Wah, durian is delicious! This is the best fruit I have ever eaten."
Aguero (aloud): "Ooh! This fruit is good!"

Ferdinand (thinking to himself): "WTF is this thing!!?? I am going to puke!"
Aguero (thinking to himself): "F**king sponsors. I am not coming to Singapore ever again."

 

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Ferdinand (thinking to himself): "I think I cannot sign for Geylang Internationals or any S-League club. If I eat one more of this CB fruit, I am going to puke and die."

 

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Ferdinand: "I can eat all I want. I've got no job and I'm not going to the World Cup."
Aguero: "I have to stay fit for the World Cup. I cannot eat all this. I can only eat one dish. What should I eat?"
Tour guide (pointing to durians): "This one!"

 

[Baimi]

Ferdinand: Walau, this type of standard also can?
Aguero: Singapore is so boring, why no naked dancers?

 

[Baimi]

Conte: Sir, can you strongly recommend me to be the next Man U coach?
AF: Sure, sure no problem.

LVG: Some people, they can do all means to get a job,
I'm referring to you, ok, Antonio Conte, mai potong jalan hor,
Man U job is mine.

 

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Godin: "KNN! Who stroked my ku ku jiao!!??"