Caption Your Pics.

[LITTLEREDDOT]

"You see limpeh no up? Limpeh tell you, in my prime limpeh was a striker with the biggest club in the world. I played with Ronaldo, Rooney, Scholes, Giggs, Keane, van der Sar, Ferdinand, Vidic."

Dong Fangzhuo (Man Utd 2004 - 2009).

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Gerrard: "GIMME THE BALL!!!"
Mourinho: "Eh, relax lah. This is just a ball, not the EPL trophy."

 

[Baimi]

Aguero: KNS, I condemn the supporter who threw banana at Dani Alves
here in England the supporters don't do that, I mean want to throw, throw
good grade banana lah, Dani lao sai for 3 days after eating that banana.

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Gerrard: "Oops! I f**king slip again!"
Johnsen: "KNN..."

 

[Baimi]

3rd player from left: Eh. why har? we are made to wear safety helmet during a football match?
3rd player from the right: It's for your own good, in Spain they throw bananas. in England they throw coins
but here the supporters are really hostile, they throw rocks and beer bottles.

 

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Player in middle to player 2nd from right: "Oi! Don't do that! I saw you licking his nipple!"

 

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Young: "You look familiar...have I seen you somewhere before?"
Nani: "I am Nani, your colleague lah!"
Young: "Pai seh! Haven't seen you around for so long. What happened to you? You went on maternity leave?"
Nani (sarcasm): "No lah. I went for reservist exercise in Brunei."
Young: "Eh...when was the last time we played together huh?"
Nani: "I think it was the 2012-2013 season."

Nani and Young start for Man U vs Sunderland, after months out through injury or non-selection.

 

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Liverpool's advertising department managed to put in an advertisement at Goodison Park late in the second half.

(Everton lost 2-3 to Man City, severely denting Liverpool's title chances.)

 

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Giggs: "Seow leow. Ferguson fell asleep. He did not fall asleep when Moyes was manager. I guess he is not going to endorse me as manager?"

 

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Wenger: "We finished in the top four and qualify for the Champions League! Yayyy!!!!"

(Arsene Wenger said previously that qualifying for Champions League is as good as winning a trophy.)

 

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Suarez: "KNN. I scored 30 goals this season to almost single-handedly haul Liverpool to the English premiership title, then Gerrard slipped and let in one goal. One lousy, miserable goal."

 

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Rogers: "The title could be decided on goal difference. City has a better goal difference of 9 goals. We need Suarez to score 10 goals against Crystal Palace."
Gerrard: "How are we going to tell that to him? He is still very upset with me for my f**king slip."

 

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Dad: "Don't cry. Seeing Fulham relegated is heart-breaking, but there are others who are even more heart-broken than you. Think of the Man United fans, the Liverpool fans, the Chelsea fans, the Tottenham fans, the Barcelona fans..."
Son: "Thanks dad. You are so wise, always puts things in the right perspective. You've made me feel better already."

 

[Baimi]

KNN, all my life playing football, I never slip, why I slip that day?

Something fishy, I am looking for clues, Mourinho must have done something to the pitch.

Stevie G:Have you guys find anything yet?
Joe Allen: Nothing here, captain.
Martin Skrtel:Yeah, I will be looking for you captaincy role next season.

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

"Eh, why do we have to wear helmets huh?"
"Haven't you heard? One fan will killed by a toilet bowl!"
"What a shitty way to die!"

Soccer fan killed by toilet bowl
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ccer-fans-40-days-nation-hosts-World-Cup.html

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Paul Gascoigne (46 years old): "Newcastle owner Mike Ashley asked me to make a comeback. He said Newcastle don't have any good creative midfielders wor."

 

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Sturridge: "First I left Man City, then I left Chelsea for "the biggest club in England". Why, oh why, did I leave Man City?"

"I'm at the biggest club in England."
http://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/latest-news/i-m-at-the-biggest-club-in-england

 

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Gerrard: "Don't cry. We will be champions next season."
Suarez: "I would not be around next season. I am going to Real Madrid."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Suarez: "So what if I get a three match ban for crying? I will not be in England next season."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Vidic: "No matter what, I MUST NOT cry, otherwise kena three match ban."