Caption Your Pics.

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"I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky."

 

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Borini: "Eh linesman! Your bak chew tak stamp si boh?"

 

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Liverpool players: "Gerard, don't quit the club now! We have a chance of winning the League!"
Gerard: "The club I want to join also have a chance of winning the League."
Liverpool players: "Which club???"
Gerard: "Tampines Rovers."

 

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Moyes: "I need divine intervention. Please send someone to save me."

Moyes: "...thanks a lot."

 

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Ferguson: "Moyes, your time is up!"

 

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Assistant manager Round: "So which set-piece do you want the players to execute, Mr. Moyes?"
Moyes: "Seow eh, don't take out that set-piece booklet and show the whole world lah. It is so embarrassing."

 

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Louis van Gaal: "If I am United manager, I will make you captain and build my team round you."
van Persie: "Don't joke lah! David Moyes has got a 6-year contract."
van Gaal: "I also had a 6-year contract when I was at Barcelona. The thick contract came in useful when I needed toilet paper."
van Persie: "Hee hee!"
van Gaal: ""

 

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Mourinho: "I went to the famous Kwan Im Thong Hoo Cho Temple in Middle Road to pray, and the Tua Pek Kong told me not to take the Man United job. Sibeh chun ("accurate"). I must go back to that temple to give offerings."

 

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Suarez: "Ho say liao! Chelsea is going to field their reserves against us this Sunday!"
Sterling: "We are the champions liao!"

(Mourinho reportedly planning to be resting Chelsea's first-team players for the Champions League second leg clash with Atletico Madrid.)

 

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Moyes (thinking to himself): "I don't like the way Giggs is looking at me. Does he know something I don't? Is he trying to back-stab me and take my job?"

Giggs (thinking to himself): "I don't like the way Moyes is looking at me. Has he found out that I bedded his wife?"

 

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"After you"

 

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Giggs: "For my first press conference as manager of Manchester United, I have with me Sir Alex Ferguson who will help me answer the press' questions."

 

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Moyes: "...blah, blah, blah...and so therefore, my final decision is that we play 4-2-3-1-1. What do you think?"
Giggs: "Err...I think the rules allow for only ten outfield players."
Moyes: "KNN, are you one of those who, behind my back, is saying I am out of my depth as Man Utd manager?"

 

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van Persie: "Congratulations on being appointed manager of Manchester United, Giggsy. Just make sure I play every game and listen to everything I say and you will do great."

 

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Giggs: "And then Moyes said "All the changes I am making will bear fruit next season." Next season? Ha!ha!ha!"
Scholes, Butt, P Neville: *snigger*

 

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Scholes: "Eh, we are supposed to have start our first coaching session half-an-hour ago. Stop laughing and get moving leh!"
P Neville: "Hee, hee...next season...hah hah hah."
Butt: "I didn't know Moyes was so funny. Maybe he is not such a bad guy after all."

 

[Baimi]

Wa haha..我们是四大名铺.

 

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One of Liverpool's greatest managers.

 

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Steven Gerrard's post-match pep talk two weeks ago, after defeating Manchester City: "This does not fucking slip."

 

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Moyes: "KNN, I applied for the manager position at Harimau Muda but never hear from them. I have been trying to call the chairman so many times but he never answer."

(Harimau Muda is bottom of the S-League with 9 losses from 9 games.)