Caption Your Pics.

[LITTLEREDDOT]

"This is only a nightmare. When I open my eyes, I will see Alex Ferguson in front of me again."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Vidic: "You dare to send me off!!?? Did you consult Alex Ferguson and got his permission first?"

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

"All together now: neh neh poo poo!"

 

[Baimi]

Referee, why you send me off? your bak chew tak stamp it is?
Is my botak head same as the ox's botak head?

Referee send off Kieren Gibbs instead of Oxlade chamberlain
for handling in the penalty box.

 

[Baimi]

Leave him alone, wtf, every time he scores a goal he has to
thanks god, thanks grand father/mother, thanks father/mother
thanks brothers/sisters, thanks gf, thanks the dog the cat, the gold fish...

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Pellegrini: "WTF! Man City spend a fortune on stadium infrastructure, on building a youth academy, on buying the best players and on paying the highest wages in Europe and yet they gave me only one ball for training!!??"

 

[Baimi]

Stevie G: CB kia, Suarez, why you ask the manager to strip me of my captaincy role.
Suarez: Eh, when I am captain, we play better what.

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

News: UK allows gay marriage
Gerrard: "Pleeze, just a little peck on the lips. Pleeze."
Suarez: "Not now, darleeng. I have a headache."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Torres: "Boss, if you ask me to jump, I wouldn't ask you why. I'll just ask you how high. Is this high enough?"
Mourinho: "Sigh...I ask you to score goals, not to jump."

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Torres: "KNN, Mourinho always drop me from the team for not scoring goals. Then John Terry and David Luiz score own goals but they are still in the first team. Maybe I should score an own goal to stay in the team."

(John Terry scored own goal against Crystal Palace, David Luiz against PSG.)

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Cech: "With team-mates like this, who needs enemies?"

(John Terry and David Luiz scored own goals against Petr Cech.)

 

[Baimi]

Henderson: Aiya, Steve, don't walk out of the game, we are just joking,
you are still our captain.

 

[Baimi]

Baines: Leave him alone, he is more ridiculous than Sturridge,
every time he scores a goal he has to sing the national anthem.

 

[Baimi]

David Luiz: You can ask your boss, my hair is done by David Gan.
Laurent Blanc: OK, let me take a closer look. Ya Ed, you owe him a treat, it's done by David Gan.
Edinson Cavani: Darn! and this David Gan always turn me down.

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Schweinsteiger: "Oi seow eh. You really think Man U can beat Bayern in Munich. I tell you, we will hoot you by at least lern liap (two balls)."

 

[oldnews]

aiyo got zapped many times again today. Lost so many points.

"

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Moyes talking to Man U defenders after Evra gave Man U the lead....

Moyes: "Be alert! Don't let Bayern equalise immediately! Evra, Jones, watch out for Mandzukic!"

Jones: "Ai zia! Don't be scared."

Evra: "This Moyes see us no up. KNN, he think we can concede equaliser so fast one meh?"

....only for Mandzukic to equalise for Bayern Munich 65 seconds later.

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Neymar: "When Messi said I am not good enough to be his striking partner, he really hurt my feelings."

 

[Baimi]

Coutinho: Arg...pain..pain.. why you chee-geck me so hard?
Stevie G: Someone told me you are the mastermind to rid of my captaincy role.

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Coentrao: "Your mother's CCB is so big."