Caption Your Pics.

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Pulis: "Dear match officials, you are cordially invited to the Stoke dressing room for your half-time refreshment: Earl Grey tea and home-made scones."

Referee: "Err, no thanks. We are going to Chelsea's dressing room. They have got champagne, red wine, white wine, whiskey, caviar, shark's fin soup, Buddha Jump Over the Wall soup, strawberries with cream, Ferrero Rocher chocolates, Palmer mangoes."

 

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Lukaku: "They said I am not good enough to replace Drogba at Chelsea. But can Drogba do this?"

 

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Wilshire: "I can't find my 2 pence which I lost."

 

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Redknapp: "Keep calm and carry on playing."

 

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Ronaldo: "I wish that Mourinho will stay."

Khedira: "I wish that Mourinho will go."

 

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"The nomination center is that way! Hurry!"

 

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"Alamak, SDA! Why do you want to contest Punggol East?"

 

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Mourinho: "Hands up those of you who want me to stay."

 

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Zaha: "You dare to give me yellow card? I am going to sign for Man United soon leh. If Mr. Ferguson knows about this you will be in deep shit man."

 

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Martinez: "No, I didn't take your 2 pence. It is here."

 

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Leeds players forming a wall: "Oi, which direction is the ball coming from eh? Which direction should we face?"

 

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Mourinho: Nabei , who farted ??? Put your hands up.

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Martinez : Where is hell? Thataway buddy.

 

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Goal-scorer Fletcher: "Siam ah! No time to celebrate my goal. I need to rush to pang sai!"

(Fletcher to miss the rest of the season following surgery to resolve his chronic bowel condition.)

 

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Wilshire : Nabei I bet we lose 7-0 but we lost only 2-0. Its all because of Bacry Sagna

lost."

 

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RVP : me too but theres only 1 pangsai room.

Goal-scorer Fletcher: "Don't congratulate me. I need to rush to pang sai!"

(Fletcher to miss the rest of the season following surgery to resolve his chronic bowel condition.)

 

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Ferguson: "Wah lan eh! I am the greatest manager in football and I still have to bow down to LKY!!??"

 

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Adkins: "WTF! I lost my job to a foreign talent!"

(Southampton manager Nigel Adkins sacked, Argentine Mauricio Pochettino appointed.)

 

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Abramovich: "KNN, Guardiola chickened out and joined Bayern Munich. No more top managers to pick from. Someone recommended Raddy Avramovich. Told me he won the Suzuki Cup with the Singapore Lions wor."

 

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Abramovich:"No, I will not bow down to LKY."