AF : See kan kow leow so how come this Wenger stay so long with the girl . Its my turn already.
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Messi (sniggering): "Eh Ronnie boy, I know you are desperate to win the Ballon d'Or. I can lend it to you for a while."
Ronaldo: "Eh shorty, you may be more skillful than me but I am tall and handsome. Tomorrow I can become a better player but you will forever be short and ugly."
During the off season tour to Singapore, some where near the Padang....
RVP: Hey look, how come there is a statue of Sir Alex Ferguson in Singapore.
Didn't know Singapore got so many Man U supporters, they even made a
statue of Sir Alex.
Vidic:Wow, Sir Alex steady poon pee pee, man.
Young: Really buay tahan you two, can't blame, you two not English.
The statue is Sir Stamford Raffles, the founder of Singapore.
Toure: "No, no, where got handball? Are you blind ref?"
Ronaldo: "I could not get my hands on the Ballon d'Or but I have my hands on two half-balls every night."
Ivanovic: "Kena sai! Voted Swansea's Man of the Match."
(Ivanovic's two errors led to Swansea's goals in their 2 - 0 victory over Chelsea.)
Torres: "It's just a bad dream. When I open my eyes I am back at Liverpool with Benitez."
Benitez:"It's just a bad dream. When I open my eyes I am back at Liverpool with Torres."
Benitez: "Aiyoh, why is it so difficult for Torres and Ba to score goals? Even I can do it."
Rooney: "Hey boss, how well did I play?"
Capello (former England boss): "5 out of 10."
Rooney: "Awright! I thought I was going to fail. I would rate myself 3 out of 10."
Benitez: "I took the red pill, it didn't work. Now I take the blue pill, also doesn't work."
Benitez: "Phew! Someone stinks! Nobody warned me beforehand that Demba Ba bathes only once a week."
Benitez to Lampard: "One word of advice if you want to live long long: don't go near to Ba. Use the long pass."
Ahead of the Man United vs Liverpool match, and given that 'O' level results were released this week:
Matt Busby in 1972: "This watch is very accurate and reliable. I must pass this on to future United managers."
Ferguson: "This watch Busby gave me seems to be going faster and faster. Nowadays time-added on seems shorter and shorter, especially when Man U is behind."
Matt Busby in 1972: "This watch is very accurate and reliable. I must pass this on to future United managers."
Ferguson: "This watch Busby gave me seems to be going faster and faster. Nowadays time-added on seems shorter and shorter, especially when Man U is behind."
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Man U players: "Dalglish, you are surrounded left, right, front and back by the 3-6-9 gang. Surrender the ball now or we will hoot you."
Unknown Man U player on right: "Yippee, I've got 2 'O' levels passes!"
Hughes: "Wah, you are a genius! The rest of us bo tak chek."
Ex-Man U player Beardsley: "I've got 3 'O' level passes!"
Barnes: "You have improved since you left Manchester. You will become a good-for-nothing delinquent if you had stayed on at Man U."
James: "Beckham told me that was a 2 pence on the grass so I looked down...."
Cantona: "Yes!!! I am selected for the Gifted Education Program!"
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