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The Ethiopian goalkeeper refused to leave the pitch when shown the red card so they had to get security to carry him off.

 

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The secret of being a good winger is to keep the centre of gravity low while running. Or flying, as the case may be.

 

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Abramovich: "This is so malu. Less than a year ago I was at a Champions League final holding the trophy, now my team is only playing for the Capital One Cup. Don't know where to hide my face. I hope people don't recognise me as I walk along the street."

 

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Torres: "I really regretted listening to Ba and Benitez and cut botak. I should have taken Luiz's advice and gone for a frizzy perm instead."

 

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The secret of being a good winger is to keep the centre of gravity low while running. Or flying, as the case may be.

Bayern player : Hey , watch me bounce the ball 100 times using my head.

 

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Hazard: "Oops! My bad. You are as round as the ball, I mistook you for the ball."

(Eden Hazard sent off for kicking a ball boy)

 

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Ba: "Are you ok ball? Oops! I mean fat boy. Oops! Whatever..."

 

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When the MRT breaks down, players think of creative ways to get a ride home.

 

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Walcott: "Lemme see, I am paid 100,000 pounds a week, I get another 5,000 pounds bonus if I play, 5,000 pounds bonus if Arsenal wins, and 5,000 pounds bonus if I score. Ho say liao, can afford the $90,000 small car COE."

 

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Benitez: "I see gloomy days ahead."

 

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The crowd at the Workers' Party rally at Punggol East.

 

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"Palmer mangoes for you, darleeng?"

He may be disgraced, but ousted MP Michael Palmer still has a sizeable female fan base.

 

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Liverpool fans at the Kop end: "WTF, only 3 years in Punggol and he called himself Son of Punggol? We have been standing here for more years at the Kop than he has been in Punggol. If he is Son of Punggol then we are Fathers of Liverpool."

 

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"Workers Party! Lee Li Lian! Workers Party! Lee Li Lian!"

 

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Scholes: "Let the young guns like Cleverley, Kagawa, Powell do all the running. I go one corner and relac."

 

[Baimi]

eh ref, why red card? the boy said i cannot kick a ball. I just show him
not only i can kick ball, i also kick boy.

wa lau eh, during the job interview they never told me the risk factors
of being a ball boy, no hue, better sit here.

 

[Baimi]

AF: Oei, ball boy, if you want to play delay tactic, hold the ball like that lah,
then if he come and get it, you run lah.
AVB: Me no eye see.

 

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Williams: "Oi, why you kick my ball boy!"
Hazard: "You shut up lah! You also kicked the ball at van Persie's head, so don't preach to me hor."

 

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Ba: "You held onto the ball very well. Alex Ferguson fancies you to replace David de Gea."

 

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Rooney: "Wah lau eh! You can make the ball fly backwards towards you!"