Redknapp: "After this game, I calculated that QPR will need 10 points from the last 3 matches to avoid relegation. Boleh?"
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Redknapp: "After this game, I calculated that QPR will need 10 points from the last 3 matches to avoid relegation. Boleh?"
Then (January 2012):
Harry Redknapp: "I write like a two-year-old and I can't spell...I have never written a letter in my life...I can't work a computer....I don't know what an email is...I have never sent a fax and I've never even sent a text message...I don't write."
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...knapp-I-write-like-year-old-use-computer.html
Now (1 year later):
Redknapp: "Hooray, thanks to the Ministry of Manpower's Skills Programme for Upgrading and Resilience (SPUR), I can now count to 10!"
Grammatically and anatomically incorrect. It is "lampar" not "lampard"; it is "at" not "a". And the lampar is at groin end, not leg end.
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Daniel Sturridge's first day of training at Liverpool.
Sturridge: "WTF! They do chin-ups, push-ups and sit-ups before training! We never do that at Chelsea or Man City."
Mancini: "You get down and do your sit-ups just like everyone else!"
Balotelli: "But, but, but...Daniel Sturridge told me we never do sit-ups during training."
Tevez: "I am driving my Ferrari."
Neville: "KNN! Hit-and-run driver."
Ba: "Hellooooo Chelsea fans, I am Demba Ba. No, no, I am not related to Drogba."
Ba : Hi everyone, see my palm ? its as big as my head and i use it to collect money.
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Mancini : Thats my jacket , give it back.
Balotelli : Its not yours, it was Wenger's and he gave it to my mother.
Balotelli : Its not yours, it was Wenger's and he gave it to my mother.
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Redknapp: "Benitez, if you need us to kelong in the dying minutes, our price is $100,000."
Balotelli and Sinclair laughing the next day after Balotelli tackled Sinclair in training.
Balotelli: "Shiok ah! MINDEF has suspended all chin-ups, sit-ups and push-ups training until they have completed their investigations into Roberto Mancini's behaviour."<o:p></o:p>
Tottenham's new signing Lewis Holtby: "Why am I leaving Schalke? Because I hear in Inergland they do not do the 5BX in training while in Germany we still have to do this stupid standing board jump."
Balotelli: "I don't like to do 5BX. I prefer javelin."
Demba Ba's first day of training at Chelsea.
"Chelsea paid 7.5 million pounds for me, so must action a bit and be stylo mylo, even during training sessions."
Tevez: "Why do you say Mancini is moving house?"
Balotelli: "I hear him on the phone putting something up for sale."<o:p></o:p>
Cole: "So happy to be back at West Ham. Could not adjust at Chelsea and Liverpool; they ban chewing gum during office hours."
Night Fever , Night Fever . Join the auditions for the Saturday Night Fever upcoming play.
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MB to Tevez : Hey Singapore got home in the city for sale. Its the 2M EC type. Want to share and buy?
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